Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

9,096 · April 6, 2011

I'm sure there's someone on here that can make your dreams come true.

(Well, that one anyway, the one about Cheryl Cole, some sound deadening and an axe may be harder to realise)

4,380 · April 6, 2011

I've already owned one rape van in the last 12 months, the heat hasn't died down enough to get another

9,096 · April 6, 2011

It's not rape, it's surprise sex.

Now, if this had been done properly, it would be GR9...

But it hasn't; it's another one of those annoying instances where a couple of weekends of fettling would havebeen a good idea before putting it up for sale, rather than lashing it up in a "Thattadooo" attitude...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

This is TEH secks. Slight damage, too good for Hirst_cabz

Lpg kit and some Spinnaz, you be pimpin' y'all (or something)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

131,186 · April 6, 2011

I'm just going to leave this here...

http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/cars-sal ... -sale.html

..and suggest if I had the money I'd be all over it like an all overy thing. Wheels HAVE to go though, they look bloody horrible.

April 6, 2011

I'm just going to leave this here...

http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/cars-sal ... -sale.html

..and suggest if I had the money I'd be all over it like an all overy thing. Wheels HAVE to go though, they look bloody horrible.

2.9k · April 7, 2011

Inspired by TagoraSX's new acquisition, I went looking across the continent...there were some coupes, but this has to be the cheapest transport EVAH.

http://www.autoscout24.eu/Details.aspx?id=l3jhjlfqutuk

Alright, you would need to make a small investment in this (700 Euros plus whatever it costs to bring it over from the arse end of Italy, and looks like it needs a new wing and maybe a bumper, too), but you'd be compensated by the mighty roar of 903cc, and it's LPG !!!11! so you can live the dream without worrying about fuel costs!

April 7, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-15-/15058 ... 230fb5a3e1

Renault 15 for only Ã‚Â£400!, Needs restoring mind, one for Mr. Bickle?.

I might go for this one actually, if nobody minds,,although the cost of getting it home is more than the price of it

Bugger,,bugger ,,bugger

Got called in to a meeting at work,,,went on all day,,got home to find that my Laptop crashed, couldnt buy the 15 and by the time i Get into wrk next morning its gone---I'm gutted

The ironic thing is that a New Laptop will cost as much as the car!!

1.5k · April 7, 2011

What the fug?

I actually dont hate it, but would be better in a different colour.

WTF

Car or house? Car or house? I'm sure somebody has had this conundrum at somepoint in their lives. There is a way though.

Yeah, so you decided car?

Shit, you just blew my mind.

House

12,955 · April 7, 2011

^ Gr88888 for collecting your teenagers from school. As is this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Allegro-es ... 20b8665979

12,955 · April 7, 2011

How bloody cool is this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OPEL-REKORD-C-170 ... 20b85ba93f

7,216 · April 7, 2011

House

Roadhouse

9,989 · April 7, 2011

I just came on to post that Allegro Estate myself.

I'd be BINing it right up if I hadn't just taken on the BX. Meh- there'll be another. I just hope prices don't skyrocket in the next year.

47,367 · April 8, 2011

Cant imagine they will KJ!

28,547 · April 8, 2011

I like these, but fear they may be too small for a fat twunt like me
Not that I've got the room/money/understanding Domestic manager at the moment any ways...20k mils Ã‚Â£500 no bids?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

I'm trying to persuade my wife that this little honey is exactly what she needs. She doesn't drive but if we move house (planned, sort of) she'll need basic transport: this seems like the ideal place to start, no?

Wish me luck.

9,798 · April 8, 2011

How bloody cool is this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OPEL-REKORD-C-170 ... 20b85ba93f

"The automatic choke could do with a service"...........i.e It's got a bollocksed Pieberg carb on it, which needs hurling into the nearest hedge. If this was a two door, and not Jewish racing yellow, I'd be bidding..............

32,451 · April 8, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-MRK-2-VAUXHA ... 2a0fa66bf2

Wow!, Look at the condition of this 22000 mile Chavalier CD!.

WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE RED TOP ENGINE CONVERSION

2,786 · April 8, 2011

Alfa 6 turbo diesel!!!!!!!!!!! (Have we had this yet?)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Alfa-6-2-5-Td-Lef ... 3f08eef8fc

OMG

32,451 · April 8, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1961-ROVA-PICK-UP ... 4158765d2b

27,997 · April 8, 2011

22000 mile Chavalier CD!.

WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE RED TOP ENGINE CONVERSION

Cunt.

(not you, Trig)

32,451 · April 8, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-RENAULT-18-T ... 3f08f1c638

Stone me, look at this grade A shite!, 1397cc of pure POWER

The car has covered approx 248000 miles

Epic!

1.3k · April 8, 2011

P.S. My low feedback is due to lowlife, rockpaperscissors12, who having pressed buy it now at Ã‚Â£400.00 on 22 year old ford Orion, un used for last five years, but with years mot no advisorys, too lazy to come and look prior to bidding, expected brand new car.MUPPET

12,190 · April 8, 2011

WOULD MAKE ADEQUATE OVAL FODDER

EFA.

6,738 · April 8, 2011

22000 mile Chavalier CD!.

WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE RED TOP ENGINE CONVERSION

Cunt.

(not you, Trig)

The "stick a redtop in it" ethos is the only reason I so far haven't joined the MK2CAV owner's club, despit being a forum member for donkey's years.

April 8, 2011

"Stick an Isuzu 1.7 TD in it."

6,738 · April 8, 2011

I have thought of sticking an Isuzu 1.5D in it, what with the tax being cheaper!

Edit:I meant 1.5TD - the 1.5D would just be too slow.

16,110 · April 8, 2011

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131,186 · April 8, 2011

quote="Pillock"]
22000 mile Chavalier CD!.

WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE RED TOP ENGINE CONVERSION

Cunt.

(not you, Trig)

The "stick a redtop in it" ethos is the only reason I so far haven't joined the MK2CAV owner's club, despit being a forum member for donkey's years.

I've not been on in ages but is used to be really good. There was always the odd spac who wanted to fit a Calibre kit to their shit heap but quite a few are sensible people who liked standard cars over 'modified' shit.

Tbh I don't mind the odd XE conversion but to do it to something like that CDi is just fucking stupid. I'd happily own and drive an XE converted Nova or possibly Corsa if it'd been done right.

5,313 · April 8, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-RENAULT-18-T ... 3f08f1c638

Stone me, look at this grade A shite!, 1397cc of pure POWER

The car has covered approx 248000 miles

Epic!

Crikey! Epic indeed. I bet the seller has got his money's worth out of the car.

27,997 · April 8, 2011

I don't mind engine conversions at all, and quite like it when it's "kept in the family" as such.

I just get severely hacked off with dribbling mongs who believe a "Redtop" (nnnggg) is the be-all and end-all of engines and therefore must be thrust into everything that GM ever built.

3,011 · April 8, 2011

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220260/

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