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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hmm... he's "had an offer on the number plate..." Wouldn't the plate shown be non-transferable? I suspect it's already been plateraped once. So how much else should we believe?

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The enquiry is complete

The vehicle details for HVS 466 are:

 

Date of Liability 01 01 2012

Date of First Registration 15 07 1982

Year of Manufacture 1957

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 948CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status SORN Not Due

Vehicle Colour WHITE

Vehicle Type Approval

So it was changed in 1982...

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Top flight guff again Alex.

 

That Mayflower seller want reporting.

 

 

How about this 1993 Rover 416 SLi Auto? Claims to have just 28,000 miles and one giffer owner.

I raise you...

Member ID: howardandhilda

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Rover 214. I have had the car from new, first as my company car in June 1992
Recently retired so only needing one car now.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Bit o' class.

Barry Cade Rank: Lancia Gamma

Barry Cade

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Cheap Safrane.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... e/75649950

 

renault safrane £175 Edinburgh

 

renault safrane 2.0 ltr executive big luxurious car ,bigger than a laguna.

full leather interior

10 disc cd changer

mot till april 2011

had a complete new exhaust , brakes and alternater

car is £175 no offers

please dont text email offers i wont reply

07702297030 -russ

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Maybe it's just me, but a BMW touring in dark green has some understated class to it

mk1_4dr Rank: Citroen Ami

mk1_4dr

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Maybe it's just me, but a BMW touring in dark green has some understated class to it

 

Not just you at all. That is class in a glass.

 

Get on it Pog.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hey pog theres the solution to your Allegro collection problem right there.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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These Hyundai Accents are a BADASS vehicle straight out the showroom, never mind one that Barry Khan has spunked his week's wages from the kebab shop on.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/higlhy-modified-hyundai-accent-/220752499565

 

ITS A RARE LOOKING HYUNDIA ACCENT, WHENEVER I DRIVE PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MAKE OR MODEL THE CARE IS. WHICH OBVIOUSLY HAS A REALLY GOOD EFFECT ON YOU!

 

AIRBAG LIGHT IS ON DUE TO AFTER MARKET STEERING WHEEL

 

CLUTCH IS SLIPPING BUT AS I SAID IF I GET THE PRICE IM AFTER THEN ILL GIVE THE SPARE GEARBOX!

 

This guy is clearly a downs' sufferer, if only we lived in Victorian London he could be quietly sent up to the sanatorium where he wouldnt bother anyone ever again.

Barry Cade Rank: Lancia Gamma

Barry Cade

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Maybe it's just me, but a BMW touring in dark green has some understated class to it

 

 

I had one for a short time, a 518. It was crap, slow, thirsty and .. well it was a BMW. I just don't get on with BMW's.

 

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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THE DOCTOR IS BACK!!!!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1967-2-DOOR-VAUXHALL-HB-VIVA-SL-11-000-mls-/200585696304

 

This guys adverts are joy to behold, whatever it is he's selling. He must go to town with the photos, i've never managed to get an interior pic that even looks 10% as good as this.

 

I've met him, he's a nice bloke [although describing a '60s Vauxhall as having "coachwork" is a little over the top]

pbottomley Rank: BL Wedge

pbottomley

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THE DOCTOR IS BACK!!!!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1967-2-DOOR-VAUXHALL-HB-VIVA-SL-11-000-mls-/200585696304

 

This guys adverts are joy to behold, whatever it is he's selling. He must go to town with the photos, i've never managed to get an interior pic that even looks 10% as good as this.

 

and his write up is full of shite ... I like the doctors pictures but in this case he has selectively ignored the nasty bits of the front wings.. Frankly its up at £3500 already which its twice its book price and he want £5k because a MK1 escort is worth twice that.... :roll:

 

 

I was looking at the sellers advert form may 2010 and he mentions a repaint:

Fortunately for myself a good friend is a sprayer and stripped the car down and totally resprayed the car in the original colour.

 

Our Doctor opens his dictionary and comes out with :

Consequently when the third owner decided to have the paintwork completely refreshed to rectify the discoloured paint and odd blemish here and there he knew that he had the very best base to start with. None, or absolutely minimal attention would be required to the bodywork (although it would be taken down to bare metal) prior to the fresh paint being applied.

 

He was fortunate that, owing to his job that included training others in paintwork skills, he was able to have the work carried out without having to apply the financial or time constraints most of us would have had to consider were we in the same position.

 

The exterior surface of KMR341F, after being stripped to bare metal, was inspected in detail and any tiny imperfections attended to.

 

Exterior trim including glass and rubbers was removed. Door shuts were left original.

 

After the correct undercoats the top coats, an exact match to the original colour and paint type, were applied.

 

We, probably more than most, are used to original paint finishes. It is not until you really look at the work done on this car that you realise that it would seem great care and time has been taken to replicate how the original finish actually would have been in the days of hand spraying volume production vehicles 4 decades ago back in the sixties.

 

Overall the standard of work looks authentic even to the point (we would like to think deliberately) that it is not 100% uniform all over. There are areas that show slight signs of a little ‘orange peel’ just as there would have been back in the sixties.

loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

loserone

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If only I had room for another..

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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So that Viva has had a bare metal respray, and the doctor is telling us that its not a pebble-beach winning £50k job but a thorough + professional one that looks good on the car. You cant fault his honesty i reckon. Good on him!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That Viva is lovely, The interior on those is much more stylish then that of my Kadett which was it's direct European counterpart.

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C214619/#

 

Look at the grot on this Hirst Spec 2.0 Turbo Diesel Camry!, Even at £250 I bet it's £200 overpriced!

 

However, the vehicle would be ideal for parts or restoration. The main feature is the 2litre turbo diesel, which has only done a genuine 118850 miles.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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However, the vehicle would be ideal for parts or restoration. The main feature is the 2litre turbo diesel, which has only done a genuine 118850 miles.

 

Brilliant! You have to wonder sometimes whether they're being serious or write these adverts just to entertain us...

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