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mk1_4dr Rank: Citroen Ami

mk1_4dr

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Oh dear, I have some more explaining to do.

COZ I R TEH WINNAR

£5.50 :D

 

Bugger, I should've checked in here... I boshed a diver on those.. Sorry mate.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That Visa has the most amazing interior.*

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* Poor choice of words. It's no Lancia Trevi, but nice nonetheless.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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^ Lovely! I'd be lobbing a bid on that if I had the money... and space, oh and if I wanted it more than I actually do. It would also help if it were a bit closer. That said in different circumstances I would consider that vehicle, if it was black.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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in different circumstances I would consider that vehicle, if it was black.

And not a Metro.

Guest Leonard Hatred

Guest Leonard Hatred

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The vehicle details for BLC 900S are:

Date of Liability 01 02 1989

Date of First Registration 27 06 1978

Year of Manufacture 1976

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 4CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour YELLOW

Vehicle Type Approval

Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle

6 Months Rate £68.75

12 Months Rate £125.00

 

Listed as a Chevrolet.

Anglevan Rank: BL Wedge

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Oh dear, I have some more explaining to do.

COZ I R TEH WINNAR

£5.50 :D

 

Bugger, I should've checked in here... I boshed a diver on those.. Sorry mate.

 

 

I've got the full set of these also, my folks bought em back in late seventies early eighties. Never get tired of reading em. SOme fantastic 'road tests' in the later editions. Mine arn't bound but I pulled em out of the loft the other week with intention of scanning some of the fantastic articles.. Enjoy

mk1_4dr Rank: Citroen Ami

mk1_4dr

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/\ makes me even sadder that I didn't bid a spot more for them, Im up that way to collect to some stock steels for the Prelude Saturday 19th. I'd even emailed the seller to make sure I was ok to collect in a weeks time... Bugger.

 

KruJoe - If you need them collecting I can do that on the afternoon of the 19th :wink:

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sturmey-Archer engine FTW! There was one of these at Stondon - this one looks in better nick though.

 

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AlsoMike Rank: BL Wedge

AlsoMike

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The vehicle details for BLC 900S are:

Date of Liability 01 02 1989

Date of First Registration 27 06 1978

Year of Manufacture 1976

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 4CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour YELLOW

Vehicle Type Approval

Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle

6 Months Rate £68.75

12 Months Rate £125.00

 

Listed as a Chevrolet.

 

The back is certainly the same as a Chevy Chevette:

 

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I'd imagine B_LLLoXX is currently busy persuading himself that he can't possibly buy it. Which is WRONG.

Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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What's that you say? A 2006 Range Rover?

 

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A price tag of £8k on the screen?

Something's not right here...

 

 

Oh hang on, its a badly fitted lash up of later model parts attached to a 16 year old p38.

 

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ALL GENUINE PARTS USED , NO CHEAP FIBREGLASS PARTS

Well that sounds promising...

 

WIDE ARCH CONVERSION
22" ALLOY WHEELS
PAINTED IN AUDI IBIS WHITE

You're a liar as well then.

 

£7995 is starting to look rather steep.

REQUIRES FEW ITEMS TO FINISH

NEEDS ONE INTERIOR DOOR PANEL

NEEDS HEADLIGHTS WIRING CONNECTING

 

Doesn't sound like much, is that why you've put it on ebay for £1650?

 

Oh, wait.

NEEDS MOT
WE DON'T THINK IT WILL NEED MUCH FOR MOT.

Why not MoT it then?

 

YOU WILL NOT FIND ANOTHER CONVERSION TO THIS STANDARD

Sadly, ill-conceived poorly-executed attempts to bling up middle-aged Range Rovers are all to common.

 

You've ruined that car, you cunt.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGE-ROVER-P38-2 ... _768wt_935

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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Oh dear, I have some more explaining to do.
On The Road

COZ I R TEH WINNAR

£5.50 :D

 

Bugger, I should've checked in here... I boshed a diver on those.. Sorry mate.

 

It's ok, they're not exactly what we normally find in this thread!

 

/\ makes me even sadder that I didn't bid a spot more for them, I'd even emailed the seller to make sure I was ok to collect in a weeks time... Bugger.

My top bid was £15.15, so I'm glad it was only a fiver!

KruJoe - If you need them collecting I can do that on the afternoon of the 19th :wink:

That's very kind...

Well, I emailed the seller:

Dear howarde2007,

Hi, I won the auction for the ON THE ROAD volumes. It may be a little while before I can make it over from Settle to collect them, but I will sort it out. I'm working seven days just now. I'd like to send you payment before then, plus a bit extra for your time... is £10 ok? I can send it by paypal (but they will take their cut) or if you give me some numbers I can send it direct from my bank account online. Many thanks - Joe

He replied:

Hello Joe

Don't worry, there's no big rush. Just pay me cash when you come and collect. My number is 01609 7xxxx5, so just ring me when you want/are able to come over. I'm about most days, as early retired!

Best wishes

Howard

So, mr4door, if you have a tenner lying about, and fancy being custodian of these until our paths eventually cross, then I'll pm you the rest of his number, and I'll email and tell him a mate is collecting them for me. That is on the understanding I'll have them from you at some point for £10.

Does that make sense?

mk1_4dr Rank: Citroen Ami

mk1_4dr

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Rightio MrJoe.

 

I think that sounds like a plan. Ive got his phone-number so if you want to let him know I'll collect on the afternoon/evening of the 19th and I'll take it from there :wink:

 

Im sure I can get them over to you at some point. Are you coming to Cholmondeley Castle? If not, I might be an excuse for an impromtu AutoShite Dales meet 8)

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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I think that sounds like a plan.
Cool beans! I've emailed him with that. I didn't tell him you were the second bidder! I'll work on keeping that Sunday free for Cholmondeley Warner, but I'll keep these in mind if not. :)
Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Honda Accord seller can't be trusted, he purchased the car in December 10 for £310 with a steering fault, not 2009 which is when the previous owner bought it.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0741734611

 

That's right. He's just lifted the work done list off the other ad. It's a real shame this car is going this way. Despite the denial about the condition (odd thing to do when selling a car) and the abuse I got last time round from the other seller, it really was in mint condition.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Lukas' comments on his own spotting thread about the Charade saloon reminded me of the Mazda 121 of the early 90s:

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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More vauxhall lovliness

Babe-tastic Viva

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Currently £975, needs a little bit of de-tinworming, but looks LUSH

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

This also looks lush, but will also be appearing in the bargains thread....

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Yep, an absolute honey, proper GT, good colour etc, but is it worth £6500?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Magnum is not just a measurement of champagne....

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Currently at £1000 RNM. I certainly would.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Mark One GTE hmmmmm (pulls homer Simpson face)

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Currently £410 RNM, been stored, just mot and go, don't bother tarting it up, and pretend its 1993.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP AUTOSHITE MOTHERLOAD ALERT!!!!!

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No, it's not a Carlton, it's a fuggin Viceroy, with Poundland Trimz yo!! And it's in bits. Manual box though...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

And finally, I'll admit it. I want this.

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Cavalier 130 lump, Manta bits, nice wheels. I'll fight anyone who disagrees. Well, when I say fight, I'll sit on you till you submit.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

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