Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[maxpower]

Oh bollocks, I've still got something wrong...

 

i thought that too but its worked

[HillmanImp]

Any midget truckers on here?

 

I picked up an Imp gearbox last year from a bloke in Barnsley who builds minature trucks. He had a really crampt workshop where he was building 2 of them bit by bit.

 

He was REALLY into these little trucks. He talked to me for quite some time about showing me how he was building it whilst i pretended to understand what he was talking about and nodding in agreement.

 

I have a recording of the conversation here.

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2011-01-09_1004796414058853/tv/misc/peanuts_teacher.wav

 

Nice chap, but it was all a bit technical and over my head.

[garycox]

Dennis Weaver would laugh at that thing in his rear view mirror.....

 

Like ToeCutter feigned fear from gramma with her blunderbuss.....

 

Who is the drop-out from the B-52s video?

 

You get more like Raymanboy every day...

[trigger]

[darkfour]

I'm sure this isn't a fun to drive onthe freeway as it's name suggests

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Freeway-HMV-Microcar-1982-Deluxe-2-729-Miles-Beauty-/180625788122?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2a0e22ccda

 

$17,000 invested

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-Phanthom-Classic-/290533191911?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item43a520b0e7

[autofive]

$17,000 THROWN AWAY

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-Phanthom-Classic-/290533191911?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item43a520b0e7

 

EFA

[pogweasel]

Lolz .

I love trucking (and I love to truck)

[nickhanson]

im 5ft4 and i have a hgv license! I WANT THAT TRUCK!!

[garethj]

mmm, feeling the love for an old Range Rover. Look at this one!

 

Let's have a look at the description:

 

Manual transmission

Dual fuel

1980

Chassis up rebuild

Great so far!

 

New inner and outer front wings (Latter being plastic)

hmmmm

 

Soft top conversion with a roll hoop fitted

oh dear

 

soft top was made for me by a lorry curtain company,

 

Don't call us, we'll call you

[RoadworkUK]

Useful photo. May as well have used this:

 

[messerschmitt owner]

Don't call us, we'll call you

so, it has fairey overdrive and a rebuilt V8 - and he'll take £500 for it - sounds like a bargain to me!

[HereHareHere]

More helpfully:

 

[wackywacerwill]

Have we had this one yet?

Shonky pic was the best I could do with my merge skills.

Link has betterer ones v v v

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGEROVER-E-TYPE-JAGUAR-SOFT-HARD-TOP-4X4-/180622276294?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a0ded36c6#ht_2139wt_1135

[Cavcraft]

'Arches need welding due to snow. ' 'Worth £500 in parts all day long*'.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-FORD-ESCORT- ... 4aa8ae2acc

 

'YOU CANT BY A DECENT SET OF WHEELS FOR THE RESERVE ON THIS CAR GRAB URSELF A BARGAIN QUICK!'

 

Actually you turnip I could 'by' some fucking lovely wheels for a fair bit less than your asking price, never mind whatever heroin induced reserve you've placed on this heap of shit.

 

*This car wouldn't be worth £500 if scrap metal rose to £33,000 per ounce.

[KruJoe]

Have we had this one yet?

Yes. More times than I care to remember.

This, on the other hand is FRESH AS.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

 

In other news, the V6 Xantia ends in 30mins, still no bids at a monkey.

[wuvvum]

Mega-bargainous newer shape V6 Camry - be (very) quick. Engines out of these sell for mega money for MR2 conversions. If it weren't so far away I'd be seriously tempted.

 

[KruJoe]

That IS cheap. Crap listing in the wrong section can't be helping.

 

Re the late Escorts, they're worth nowt these days. I was watching this one for my sister:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

It was at £350 no reserve, and no bids 'til the last minute. (Finished at 361 with 2 bids.)

It has a fresh test and less than 50,000 miles FFS!

She said it would be too much to insure, so we're still looking.

[KruJoe]

If I HAD TO drive a slightly scabby blue Ford, I'd prefer this one!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

The "A1 SENNA" plate might have to come off it, though.

[Negative Creep]

'Arches need welding due to snow. ' 'Worth £500 in parts all day long*'.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-FORD-ESCORT- ... 4aa8ae2acc

 

'YOU CANT BY A DECENT SET OF WHEELS FOR THE RESERVE ON THIS CAR GRAB URSELF A BARGAIN QUICK!'

 

Actually you turnip I could 'by' some fucking lovely wheels for a fair bit less than your asking price, never mind whatever heroin induced reserve you've placed on this heap of shit.

 

*This car wouldn't be worth £500 if scrap metal rose to £33,000 per ounce.

 

 

So he's driven 250 miles on them and they're already curbed and missing centre caps

[Anglevan]

Who's the lad on here who's got a pile of these things?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MITSUBISHI-LANCER-GLX-RED-almost-classic-/140511421019

 

Obv he must buy this one without delay.

 

 

Bit of a late reply, but guilty as charged although i've gone from 3 of em down to 2 now as one was broken up for spares. I must admit that one doesn't look that bad if you take the front bumper out of the equation. I like the colour too which is quite rare for one of them. But sadly not for me, a little closer and I might have been tempted.

 

This is catching my eye at the moment though as I have all the bits to fix it, Would need to be cheaper though to cover travel expenses. I could tale parts with me and fix at side of road.. Ohh i'm very tempted..

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MITSUBISHI-COLT-GLX-GOLD_W0QQitemZ220738811548QQcategoryZ18230QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp5197.m7QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D4%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D7111006496133681843

[CIH]

That IS cheap. Crap listing in the wrong section can't be helping.

 

Re the late Escorts, they're worth nowt these days. I was watching this one for my sister:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

It was at £350 no reserve, and no bids 'til the last minute. (Finished at 361 with 2 bids.)

It has a fresh test and less than 50,000 miles FFS!

She said it would be too much to insure, so we're still looking.

 

End of the line escorts really are miserable old things. And I don't mean in a good shite way, just mieserable moderns that ain't modern anymore.

[pogweasel]

This looks well mangey, I don't think even Doc_Bo11x and his magic weldy wand could sort this out...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-COLT-GALANT- ... 0739384886

[seth]

ALL UR X211'S R BELONG TO CRUSHER

[pogweasel]

Starksy & Hutch (Conservative Edition)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-SAAB-99-GL-B ... 0648909912

[pogweasel]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FSO-FIAT-125P-PIC ... 0546297814

[outlaw118]

This is just porn....

Would anyone like to purchase my left bollock?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

Be like Trigger (but without the stroppy posties)

18000 miles, and currently £250 RNM. It's a beauty!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

[eddyramrod]

Polski pickup on my watch list....

[outlaw118]

One for D. Wobbler esq, (and anyone else who likes WIN)

To be honest (whispers) I prefer Dyane's to 2cvs...sorry...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

In Angry Dicky's neck of the woods.....

Needs recommissioning, and that, £1950 at this point. Luverlee.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

[cort16]

This looks a tidy old thing for £450 notes. Plenty mot too.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180626670201&ih=008&category=9844&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

[cort16]

ultim8 v8 hemi powa. well maybe not.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280626182043&ih=018&category=29754&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1

 

£900, no reserve. Needs a bit of welding.