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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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What a splendid daily one of these would make.

 

And every day, you'd end up with a hiab truck parked next to it with a shifty looking driver...
garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Buy it now for only 3 grand :shock:

 

Requires a new slave cylinder so you could not drive her away.

Possibly a new head gasket (but Im not sure)

a new tyre

The pasanger door doesn't open, I think the lock has seized

could benifit from a paint job

does have a few patches of rust

MOT Certificate: --

Hmmmm :?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What a splendid daily one of these would make.

 

And every day, you'd end up with a hiab truck parked next to it with a shifty looking driver...

...With a DB9 on the back? :D

catsinthewelder Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The free trailer with the rover is if you hit the 'Buy it now button', which ain't there :?

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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Is that absolutely necessary? It makes you look like a tit.

 

 

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would have been better going with 'super nova'

 

:lol:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Far too much money for a 30 year old van with no tax, no MoT, no documents! Anyone would think the seller was in Cyprus... I know the CF was 20 times the van the Transit ever was, but really...

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Far too much money for a 30 year old van with no tax, no MoT, no documents! Anyone would think the seller was in Cyprus... I know the CF was 20 times the van the Transit ever was, but really...

Oooh, that's fightin' talk! Fred'll be after you... (I like both equally, so I'm going to be Switzerland in this battle)

Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

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If I hadn't just got one I would be contacting them now, that's gorgeous!

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/54-SEAT-BEDFORD-C ... 0467398152

 

THE NEW OWNER MUST BE ABLE TO REMOVE THIS COACH WITHIN 3 DAYS OF THE AUCTION ENDING

WTF!!! Who in the world can shift a dead bus at 3 days notice, what a flange.

30 year old coach - isnt that a 'classic coach' and worth 8k once drift-wood has been added?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What a splendid daily one of these would make.

 

And every day, you'd end up with a hiab truck parked next to it with a shifty looking driver...

...With a DB9 on the back? :D

Watching that scene after a few shandies and thinking "that looks like fun - I'd quite like to try slinging 7.5-tonner round corners like that" led to the drunken purchase of a Leyland Roadrunner on eBay. :oops:
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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^ I was just about to post that as well, What a stunner! 8)

 

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1972 Ford Consul 2.0 V4

 

NOT 3.0 V6 SHOCKER.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks like the absolute f**k worst shitheap project of all f**k time. Check it:

 

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The description is just one massive facepalm from start to finish.

 

The outside of the shell has been taken back to bare metal prior to being primered. It has remained in this state for the last five years.

 

The inside of the car has been covered in sound deadening, as i had intented putting a nice sound system in the car and keeping it for a long time.

 

The car comes with 95% of the pieces required to put it back together.

 

I'm not sure whats missing therefor VIEWING IS ESSENTIAL.

 

The car has had some parts of a bodykit attached, rear bumper, rear arches and side skirts.

 

It has also had some wing vents fitted, All the doors have been delocked and dehandled.

 

All of the glass is present but the front windscreen has been cracked during storage.

 

The car has black leather interior in fair condition, the dash has been removed so that it could be sprayed black to match the leather.

 

 

Wht a pile of shit!

 

MUST BE COLLECTED

 

BY TUESDAY 17/8/10

 

 

Oh aye, so you've got a full 48h after the end of sale to pick it up.

 

TWAT

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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This looks like the absolute f**k worst shitheap project of all f**k time. Check it:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-SIERRA- ... 0479563156

 

Wht a pile of shit!

 

from the last auction;

 

Q: hi just so we are clear this is a genuine rs cosworth 2.0 turbo all complete ,any way you could pull the car out so i can see the full car.thanks dan

A: Yes, Genuine 2.0 16v Red Top Cosworth! I will try to upload better pics later including engine bay. Car comes with engine and running gear all complete

 

 

 

might be a bargain, as long you can move it sharpish

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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What an utter shitter.

 

That said, the engine's worth a few bob and the docs make it GR8 4 ringing even if the tool has twatted the body beyond help... local too. *bids*

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