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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'm not a mega fan of them, but they are cheaper than a japanese truck, and quite appealing in their own way (and remarkably capable A-framers). I intend to do a few missions to the shite museum over the summer so hopefully it will be as reliable as the other one, which was happy enough hammering along the belgian motorways at 72mph.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I recon a whizz over with a magic mop will have that looking very nice. There has to be a bit of profit in that whan you come to punt it on!

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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Post to: United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Germany

Crikey! Superb customer service.

 

Understandable, as Saxos do weigh less than SAABs.

 

What a completely clueless fuckwit, this must be in the running for the most 'excallnent' listing of EVAH. No pic but its a Saxo with alloys and a spoiler so I can imagine what it looks like, i.e. a total pile of excrement.

 

now need something bigger now ive got a kid on the way

Oh God, why are these idiots allowed to breed?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Oh God, why are these idiots allowed to breed?

 

+1, I've been thinking this for decades!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Possibly the mot optimistic/effing hopeless sales 'threat' of the month:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/robin-reliant ... 3cc2e899df

 

'LAST CHANCE TO BUY THIS LITTLE CAR AS IF NOT SOLD THIS WEEKEND WILL BE TRADED IN NEXT WEEK!'

 

I bet his local German car main dealers are SHITTING themselves at the prospect of losing this as a part-ex.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Inexplicably i'm finding myself drawn to this slightly sad-looking Metro:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120860783514

 

Not too far away, I could probably A-frame that home OK without maiming anyone. I bet these are a right laugh for blezzing about in nowadays.

 

 

Location: HOLMFIRTH. - Deffo looks a candiate for a Compo, Foggy & Clegg mobile :lol:

 

I collected the A-frame tonight with a plan to go and buy this tomorrow.... Its just been pulled! PHEW

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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BORT A CAR ON EBAY? CNT GET IT BK? NOT IN A HURY? TURTLESPEED RECOVERY CAN HELP U

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-reco ... 3f1461a10c

 

Probably right in 'our' terriritory, but I'd imagine doing 37mph flat out down Rhuallt Hill and getting Paul Daniels to change gear for you at roundabouts would soon lose it's charm.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Bloody hell, that thing's up to 400 notes already! Avoid at all costs, they are professional-quality vile in every way.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hey, check out this melon

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-SHOW-CAR- ... 3a712e067e

 

'HERE WE HAVE A PROFFESSOR PLUM WRAPPED BMW 316 COMPACT. HAD SO MANY COMMENTS ABOUT IT, ALL DEROGATORY. (MENTALLY) DISABLED TAX. FIND US ON FACEACHE @ SNIFFING MEK CAR STYLING'.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Grim factor 9.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL ... 2ebbe12ebb

 

I'd actually roll this if it was like £135 buy it now as the absolute depressing-ness of the wheezy 1.7 n/a dizzler would uncompensate for the fact it has MOT and needs to be parked several postcodes away from your house.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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dogpooping.gif

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Volkswag ... 27c405edb1

 

'Hi looking to sell my mk3 golf ive spent loads of money and alot of time on making a shit car even worse and have decided it's time to try and offload it for twenty eight times what it's actually worth to another unoriginal scene tax member'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WINNER

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-120Y-/ ... 2a1a6023d8

 

'I HAVE NOT GOT THE LOGBOOK AND THERE ARE NO KEYS THE CAR DOES NOT START OR DRIVE. THE NUMBER PLATES HAVE BEEN REMOVED OR FELL OFF SO I DO NOT EVEN NO THE REG. I DO HOWEVER HAVE A ROLLER AND SEVERAL LITRES OF DULUX'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Just nipping up stairs to erm, check on something love. Back in three minutes, where's the Kleenex box?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL ... 2c636edc19

 

*I don't actually know what the seller has typed about this car as I'm still looking at the pictures.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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WINNER

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DATSUN-120Y-/ ... 2a1a6023d8

 

'I HAVE NOT GOT THE LOGBOOK AND THERE ARE NO KEYS THE CAR DOES NOT START OR DRIVE. THE NUMBER PLATES HAVE BEEN REMOVED OR FELL OFF SO I DO NOT EVEN NO THE REG. I DO HOWEVER HAVE A ROLLER AND SEVERAL LITRES OF DULUX'

 

Hmmm, could a mong have written that description, perchance?

 

IT NEEDS ALOT OF WELDING

 

Yep, looks like it... :roll:

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I've got that hearse on my list, just for interest. :D No doubt some loon will try to make an Ecto out of it, even though it's the wrong type and 10 years too young. But, it's already been severely messed-about so it doesn't matter. I mean, a Ford 460? :shock: I like these things in gleaming black, they are for low'n'slow cruising.

 

Sidebar: in Savannah GA (and probably several other cities across the US), you can take an evening "Ghost Tour" around the city, driven by your guide in a retired hearse with a hole cut in the roof and raised seats for up to 8 passengers. I've done it! Ours was a 1983 Cadillac...

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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That's Tonka's of this parish.

 

I thought that was his, I wonder why he's selling it already, It does look very clean!

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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That's Tonka's of this parish.

 

I thought that was his, I wonder why he's selling it already, It does look very clean!

 

i lobbed a bid on it........ wonder if there is an autoshite discount :wink:

Tonka Rank: Austin Maxi

Tonka

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Because the Acclaim is at home I have had to move the second Jago to a friend's driveway 9 miles away, my Fiesta is nearly finished and I want to use that for a while as my runabout, I have work to do on both Jagos before the first show in May so want to bring them both back here, when I bought the Acclaim it was to strip the engine/box out and weigh the shell in I had no intention of keeping it as a complete car so despite it being a nice little car it is not part of the bigger picture and now it has proved to be reliable I am happy to let it go to a new home.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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SERCK!

 

1 owner from new

49500 Genuine miles

 

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Current bid: £645

 

Ooh that's lush! I had one of those in, er.... 1986! :oops: I remember it being comfy and smooth, although the black interior was a bit of a hole. Dark colours, high waistline... no wonder I'm claustrophobic!

 

Lovely car! 8) 'Pork pie dish' wheel trims ftw. Think I would prefer it in duck egg blue or orange though. :)

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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49k, £500. IS NICE.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

media?id=1949830027

 

Krispy kraut koop - 74k & long ticket, £500.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

media?id=1948400686

 

Junior Showtime! Sprightly 64k tramp-spec 1.1 with a full ticket, £595.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

media?id=1948598223

 

READY TO GO

 

Yeah, ready to go HISSSSSS. But prob would as it's a £599 2.5 Con-O-Sir auto with 74k, t&t and a splendidly futile private plate.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

media?id=1948963037

 

Hypa-tidy 74k V6 for £600, year's ticket. I CALL BARG.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Sunny - thank you for the love you brought my way. Or more accurately the love that your two owners brought

your way, you pert little tart. Nice spec, 70k, fsh, long MOT, £689.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

media?id=1948664865

 

Michael Schumacher felt such a powerful bond with the limited edition Seicentos that bore his name that he actually paid Fiat for the privilege of endorsing them,

in a contract which also permitted him to spend a night in the back seat of each one before it was allowed to leave the factory.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

80k, £695.

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