Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/must-se-ford-cortina/95913954

 

I'm sure that Cortina has been going incrementally up in price for the last 6 months. I'm pretty sure I saw it advertised for £800 a while back.

 

prestige condition for its age there are ones in worse nick on ebay fetching £2,000 up wards

 

Oh aye there's plenty of 1.6 Cortina estates with no mot or tax and a borked starter motor selling on ebay for millions.

[binhoker668]

It might not be the best idea to keep posting that 323 photo, I can hear Binhooker snorting flames from here...

Damn straight.

I'm well pissed off still. Thing is, if my ex hadn't pulled the carpet from under me so quickly with the transit, I'd have kept the Mazda and be driving it now.

Instead of my bicycle.

Rant over.

PS - it's 'binhOker'.

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C282445

 

What a flash twat, He's selling the Commer bTW.

[face]

Remove the stickers and paint the wheels a normal colour and I quite like that Move

[flat4alfa]

Last Owner Past 32 Years

 

Welding Required to Sills,Floor And Inner Wing And Hole In Boot.

Bonnet Needs Replaced

Rust Along the Bottom Of Both Doors And Holes In Rear Quarter Below The Windows

Rear Valance Soft Too

[meggersdog]

Trigger, you keep him talking while I replace his badges with Chrysler 300C ones

[flat4alfa]

Marina Estate

Tax and Test

Roofrack

Tow bar

 

Do you still have that surplus B-Series head in the loft, you know, the one you never got round to fitting on that last Marina circa 1987?

 

 

Starting bid: £150

[flat4alfa]

Husky

 

[Ross_K]

83 Landcruiser BJ

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3009698

 

 

205 XRAD van

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2944901

 

[sporty-shite]

Last Owner Past 32 Years

 

Welding Required to Sills,Floor And Inner Wing And Hole In Boot.

Bonnet Needs Replaced

Rust Along the Bottom Of Both Doors And Holes In Rear Quarter Below The Windows

Rear Valance Soft Too

 

FIT.

[trigger]

Why does all the interesting stuff recently seem to be in Scotland?

[cort16]

This looks nice for 700 quid. Short T&T mind you and the advert contains the sentence "will fly through next mot", which is surely the kiss of death.

I'd have this if I could stash it somewhere.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/landrover-discovery-4x4-utility/96441379

[John F]

This looks nice for 700 quid. Short T&T mind you and the advert contains the sentence "will fly through next mot", which is surely the kiss of death.

I'd have this if I could stash it somewhere.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/landrover-discovery-4x4-utility/96441379

 

Hmmm. It's a 3-door so the folding front seat frames will probably be borked (or heading that way). Being a 3-door, the rear arches shouldn't be as badly rotten as the 5-door version, but boot floor, body mounts, sills (including A and B pillars) & inner front wings would all need close scrutiny & probably work before its very short MoT expires. That being said, there's 300+ quid in the wheels & tyres alone.

 

200 TDi engine is the best of the bunch, but why no mileage given?

 

Disco prices are dropping now that the OMG SNO KAOS failed to materialise, so it's not necessarily a great bargain if it needs extensive welding. Still, maybe worth a look if you're local.

[dollywobbler]

Not keen on the chequer plate either. Plus, that should be a 300Tdi at that age. Has all the 300Tdi body mods and change over was on the L plate.

[Pete-M]

Why does all the interesting stuff recently seem to be in Scotland?

 

Trig, if it was the far side of your street you'd consider it "too much of a hike"!

[John F]

Not keen on the chequer plate either. Plus, that should be a 300Tdi at that age. Has all the 300Tdi body mods and change over was on the L plate.

 

Yes, that's true. Change-over was late `93, I've a mate with an early 300 TDi on an 'L' reg.

[eddyramrod]

Why does all the interesting stuff recently seem to be in Scotland?

 

Because the Scottish members are the ones doing the trawling at the moment?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It might not be the best idea to keep posting that 323 photo, I can hear Binhooker snorting flames from here...

Damn straight.

I'm well pissed off still. Thing is, if my ex hadn't pulled the carpet from under me so quickly with the transit, I'd have kept the Mazda and be driving it now.

Instead of my bicycle.

Rant over.

PS - it's 'binhOker'.

 

Here you go B1nhooker:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323-LX- ... 0956223282

 

Even got almost the same reg number!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-Mondi ... 0820123877

 

JOHN IS SO CONFIDENT IN THE CONDITION OF THIS VERY SPECIAL FERRARI, HE WILL SERVICE AND WARRANTY IT FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS, GIVING YOU POTENTIALLY NO SERVICE OR REPAIR BILLS IN THAT PERIOD. (subject to terms).

 

Love to know what the terms are! Unless this guy is backed by the fuggin Bank of China then offering 2 years warranty on an old Ferrari sounds like a one-way ticket to a life in sheltered accommodation

[trigger]

Because the Scottish members are the ones doing the trawling at the moment?

 

Good point!

[cobblers]

 

JOHN IS SO CONFIDENT IN THE CONDITION OF THIS VERY SPECIAL FERRARI, HE WILL SERVICE AND WARRANTY IT FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS, GIVING YOU POTENTIALLY NO SERVICE OR REPAIR BILLS IN THAT PERIOD. (subject to terms).

 

Love to know what the terms are! Unless this guy is backed by the fuggin Bank of China then offering 2 years warranty on an old Ferrari sounds like a one-way ticket to a life in sheltered accommodation

 

Terms:

Warranty only applies to cost of one (1) tube of assembly oil used in full engine rebuild required around 400 miles after purchase. Owner is to provide their own dustpan and brush for sweeping bits of engine out of the public highway.

Warranty is void if vehicle is driven a) At high RPMs Recklessly or At all

John reserves the right to tell vehicle owner to "Fuck off, take me to court if you want, I don't care" for the owner to subsequently realise this is a bit of a waste of time after seeing the dozens of unpaid CCJS John already has, presumably also for offering 2 year warranties on Italian supercars

[wuvvum]

If you're looking for a slightly quicker route to bankruptcy than offering two-year warranties on aging Italian supercars, how about this baby:

 

[cobblers]

It MAY go on for another 100,000 Miles ..... I DON'T KNOW

 

Ha.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This is lovely! However, even in 50 years time when £3250 buys a bag of crisps, it will still be more than anyone has ever paid for a a Maestro Automatic.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fantastic-Aus ... 0703442871

[worldofceri]

Low mileage Escort Eclipse with 12 months MOT.

 

[Ross_K]

If you're looking for a slightly quicker route to bankruptcy than offering two-year warranties on aging Italian supercars, how about this baby:

 

It MAY go on for another 100,000 Miles ..... I DON'T KNOW

 

Highly fuckin unlikely.

[cort16]

Wait until r9uke spots that laguna he'll drop his yoghurt.

[R9UKE]

^

 

Pretty accurate! T'was already in my watch list... getting ready for a cheeky bid! That Renault Sport flag sticker behind the back door is GODAWFUL

[worldofceri]

Tax-free Saab with just the right amount of patina. 12 months ticket too. What's not to like?

 

[Cavcraft]

Low mileage Escort Eclipse with 12 months MOT.

 

 

By God, that's nice.

 

Now, is it just me or is there a ruck of big engined old Mercs on eBay recently? This looks bloody nice though lack of tax/test could be a worry. Still, £100 start, no reserve and a noticeable (and admirable) lack of wanky chrome arches and gash wheels.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-MERCEDES ... 4ab4195599