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Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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OMG at the Volvos, The last thing I need in my life is an even bigger, even thirstier Volvo.... But...... ARRRRRRGGGHHH.. *Sits on Hands*

 

I have read it again and by the sounds of it I might not even need my welder. Hmmmmm. Its too long for the lock up and I have too many cars on my drive. I am feeling a massive want though.

 

I wonder how much Aled would charge for transportation and storage until we have got shot of some vehicles? He is in that area? Depends if he has any room?

 

I'd be well up for one of those limos. I want to rub my genitalia all over them.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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TRUE TIME WARP VEHICLE

 

How the feck is a chrome Metro with carbon fibree sticky tape on it a true time warp vehicle?

 

Perhaps he went forward into the future and everyone drives small chrome cars?

 

The Horizon are ace though.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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That 205 is beautiful, however why didn't he fit new hub covers on the rear drums, they must only be pence!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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TRUE TIME WARP VEHICLE

 

How the feck is a chrome Metro with carbon fibree sticky tape on it a true time warp vehicle?

 

Because you'd have to think back at least fifteen years to think of anyone who'd be so flipping stupid to have created such a heap of junk?

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I think that Metro has something to do with Top Gear, well that's what Keith Adams put on facebook eariler nayway.

 

That Pug 205 GTi is amazing, i really didn't know they made them on a A plate, I thought they was all on B plates, What a find!

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OMG at the Volvos, The last thing I need in my life is an even bigger, even thirstier Volvo.... But...... ARRRRRRGGGHHH.. *Sits on Hands*

 

I have read it again and by the sounds of it I might not even need my welder. Hmmmmm. Its too long for the lock up and I have too many cars on my drive. I am feeling a massive want though.

 

I wonder how much Aled would charge for transportation and storage until we have got shot of some vehicles? He is in that area? Depends if he has any room?

 

I'd be well up for one of those limos. I want to rub my genitalia all over them.

 

I might still be convinced......has anyone got anywhere to keep one? I would not want to see it bangered....I only want it if it is relatively free of nut juice though.

lancashireclamper Rank: Austin Maxi

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Why not take a decent looking Lexus, rip out everything that makes it a luxury motor (but leave the electric steering column)

and turn it into a replica of a NASCAR Chevvy luminous driven by a pint sized fuckwit in a film called days of inclement weather or some such wank that nobody remembers unless they happen to be watching ITV3 on a Tuesday afternoon and/or are tired of breathing!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Days-Thunder- ... 2c5f5f59b9

 

(Because you'd be a total bell-end thats why)

yes oui si Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

yes oui si

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Why not take a decent looking Lexus, rip out everything that makes it a luxury motor (but leave the electric steering column)

and turn it into a replica of a NASCAR Chevvy luminous driven by a pint sized fuckwit in a film called days of inclement weather or some such wank that nobody remembers unless they happen to be watching ITV3 on a Tuesday afternoon and/or are tired of breathing!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Days-Thunder- ... 2c5f5f59b9

 

(Because you'd be a total bell-end thats why)

Oh shush; that's chuffing awesome!

 

*n

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I'm liking that Lexus as well

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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The advert is pretty funny too, the guy seems alright to me! As far as OMG DRIFT SLAGZ go that one has been done the right way (i.e. with tongue firmly in cheek) to a common as muck car, what's the problem?

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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BIN disappeared from the Corsair...says £500 start price with no bids now. :?

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

overheadvalve

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Ok so it's a cat C, but bloody hell, it looks cheap to me....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/02-CITROEN-C5-NOT-RECORDED-SALVAGE-/110748142478?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19c91a8b8e

Am i rong to want it badly??? :lol:

 

You know that Whizzkid, if they could get it past the type approval, fit it with airbags etc etc and all the worthless new bollocks that one has to do these days to get a new car into the showroom i bet it would sell, looks ok to me that, interior is a little ott but all the same it looks sort of ok for a pimped mota (innit :oops: )

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Whizzkid does have a pimptastic interior, but I rather like it :oops:

 

You're not the only one...

 

C5 still makes me want to run for the hills, even at that money. The idea of the French deciding to replace a nice, simple engine driven hydraulic pump with an electric one truly gives me the horrors!

Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

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On the wall of my local Tesco, this ad seems odd to me:

 

ScreenHunter_05Sep242207.jpg

 

But what do I know?

 

I guess there's a lot not mentioned in the ad??

 

I can get the number if anyone wants it.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Well, if it's had new engine, turbo, starter motor, brakes and tyres, it might get you home. (sorry, has anyone guessed that I REALLY don't like the Mk1 C5 yet?)

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Well, if it's had new engine, turbo, starter motor, brakes and tyres, it might get you home. (sorry, has anyone guessed that I REALLY don't like the Mk1 C5 yet?)

 

Is that because as well as the Lego build quality it is pig ugly?

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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That Visa is Awesome.

lancashireclamper Rank: Austin Maxi

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The advert is pretty funny too, the guy seems alright to me! As far as OMG DRIFT SLAGZ go that one has been done the right way (i.e. with tongue firmly in cheek) to a common as muck car, what's the problem?

 

Yeah, have to admit the advert is quite funny and properly punctuated, truth be told a one seater Lexus should appeal to every shiteist's sense of the unusual.

Suppose I'm in a minority of one as usual but if LS400's are "common as muck" I'm looking in the wrong places again, would love to find a tidy reasonable mileage one for sensible coin but proving a little elusive

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