catsinthewelder Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 ^^ Doesn't seem unreasonable so long as they let you give it a good check over. If you're willing to risk it you could get a bargain (or a headache). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 "running and driving shitter" At least he's honest! Ohdearme, MiniMort, grogee and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 "Concise History" Cracked me up that did twosmoke300, lesapandre, RoverFolkUs and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted February 14, 2023 Author Share Posted February 14, 2023 "I don't want to ship it via DPD to Asia or a boat in the middle of the Carribbean" 😆 MisterH, Eyersey1234 and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 13 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said: "I don't want to ship it via DPD to Asia or a boat in the middle of the Carribbean" 😆 How unreasonable... honestly though why’s he not just scrapping the cunt. RoverFolkUs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted February 15, 2023 Author Share Posted February 15, 2023 1 hour ago, sierraman said: How unreasonable... honestly though why’s he not just scrapping the cunt. Probably see about £350 from CTB or Redcorn anyway tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155411574904?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=zCyS_9AfQPK&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=TW Sometimes Honesty is the funniest thing AnnoyingPentium, dome, wesacosa and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 18, 2023 Share Posted February 18, 2023 On 3/21/2022 at 1:17 AM, RoverFolkUs said: Here we have a few from the same person.... Excuse the slight casual racism in 2 of these but its his words not mine! "Full service history in English" ... "Does not smell of curry" ... "May take a px as long as it's not your grandmother" "No dreamers or messers or retards" As below ... Doesn't he seem a very tolerant old chap!? I'm white. And like many taxi drivers, I learnt the local knowledge by working part time doing deliveries for a tandoori. A couple of years later I helped coach the chef through his taxi knowledge exam as well. He now drives a Transit Connect 7 seater taxi. Stevebrookman and RoverFolkUs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted September 30, 2023 Author Share Posted September 30, 2023 "Pulls like a bulldozer" Erm.. is that a good thing or a bad thing!? Have the fucked calipers got anything to do with it!? 😂 MisterH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 as spotted by @Schaefft from some chump flipping a Xedos 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 25 minutes ago, wesacosa said: as spotted by @Schaefft from some chump flipping a Xedos 9 You can’t have it both ways… it’s either rare OR unique…. MiniMort 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 13 minutes ago, Rocket88 said: You can’t have it both ways… it’s either rare OR unique…. Well you can. Something Unique is certainly rare because there’s only one, but something rare , is it normally unique. I.e there might only be 2 or 3 in existence , but that’s not unique. What I’d object to is “truly unique”. Unique has one meaning only, and needs no qualification. lesapandre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 30 minutes ago, Metal Guru said: Well you can. Something Unique is certainly rare because there’s only one, but something rare , is it normally unique. I.e there might only be 2 or 3 in existence , but that’s not unique. What I’d object to is “truly unique”. Unique has one meaning only, and needs no qualification. Agreed, but not in the context that the Xedos seller was using Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 10/1/2023 at 12:31 AM, RoverFolkUs said: "Pulls like a bulldozer" Erm.. is that a good thing or a bad thing!? Have the fucked calipers got anything to do with it!? 😂 Probably sounds more like a bulldozer. RoverFolkUs and MiniMort 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 3 hours ago, wesacosa said: as spotted by @Schaefft from some chump flipping a Xedos 9 Are they saying the Managing Director of a Mazda Main Dealer personally serviced the car? I've known several Managing Directors and their skillz are more geared towards steering the ship towards the rocks rather than the actual day to day work of the company. This is left to the qualified personal entrusted to do the job by the MD. Avoid. Rocket88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 3 hours ago, wesacosa said: as spotted by @Schaefft from some chump flipping a Xedos 9 "I was fortunate to have the opportunity of becoming the next custodian"... No, you gave them some money, and drove off. You fucking cretin. MiniMinorMk3, Psycho Charlie Knobcheese and High Jetter 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesacosa Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, motorpunk said: "I was fortunate to have the opportunity of becoming the next custodian"... No, you gave them some money, and drove off. You fucking cretin. and is now asking several times that money from the next lucky custodian (he wants 6 bags for it!!) motorpunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Custodian 😂😂 It’s some old Mazda nobody gives a fuck about, it’s not Stonehenge! wesacosa, Matty, JeeExEll and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Metal Guru said: What I’d object to is “truly unique”. Unique has one meaning only, and needs no qualification. "This car is unique. Apart from the one in front of it which is identical." Shite Ron and lesapandre 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I like my steaks rare but not my cars as parts supply will inevitably be a problem. Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 54 minutes ago, Spiny Norman said: "This car is unique. Apart from the one in front of it which is identical." I thought 'the car in front is a Toyota' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 hour ago, DSdriver said: I like my steaks rare but not my cars as parts supply will inevitably be a problem. ‘Hi I’d like a alternator for a Mazda Xedos 9...’ Could be a new take on the Yellow Pages JR Hartley adverts. goosey, wesacosa, twosmoke300 and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 Ladies and gents, forget the age old classic "spears reapers" ... We have a new phrase! "ULEZ complaint" MisterH, MiniMort, sierraman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoverFolkUs Posted November 1, 2023 Author Share Posted November 1, 2023 Got to be one of the best ones I've read 😂 courtesy of a Google translate malfunction: "I went and enjoyed myself and did not envy anyone" "Shock absorbers everywhere" "And I'm doing it now with my new car" "Come and see the test drive. Call me" That sounds a bit suspect if taken out of the context of a car advert 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mainwaring Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 On 31/08/2022 at 23:22, RoverFolkUs said: "The car is on the move! The car is running good. The car is driving non stop!!" "The car is in motion! The car runs fine. The car is driven non-stop." Driving non-stop? How's he going to hand it over if it sells? Fling the passenger door open and have the buyer dive in, take the payment, then tuck and roll out of the door while the new owner frantically climbs over to the driver's side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Captain Mainwaring said: Driving non-stop? How's he going to hand it over if it sells? Fling the passenger door open and have the buyer dive in, take the payment, then tuck and roll out of the door while the new owner frantically climbs over to the driver's side? What was that BMW 325 that Mobil had that spent 24 hours a day on a sort of vehicle treadmill. 😂 Captain Mainwaring 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Mainwaring Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 On topic, I've seen one or two ads for so-called barn find cars that've said something to the effect of 'ran fine when parked up 15 years ago'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 i know we all heard it but when the write mint condition pre accident................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, stuboy said: i know we all heard it but when the write mint condition pre accident................ Unless it’s a Polo. They’re always mint condition! martc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Jesus... the education system has failed this individual based on the spelling. High Jetter, RoverFolkUs and Rust Collector 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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