Best phrases in car adverts

[sierraman]

Edit... it’s just dawned on me an hour or two later he means ‘Does have a couple of problems’. I think it’s not the only one...

[RoverFolkUs]

"service history been lost but I have the receipt for the shock absorber" 

Brilliant m9 😆

[RoverFolkUs]

On 06/11/2023 at 14:15, sierraman said:

Jesus... the education system has failed this individual based on the spelling. 

Average Mondeo owner 😂 without being disparaging to yourself!

[twosmoke300]

42 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"service history been lost but I have the receipt for the shock absorber" 

Brilliant m9 😆

Just the one shock obviously 😂

[Rocket88]

On 01/09/2022 at 09:30, Matty said:

Been up to him myself. Didn't buy the one I went for (too expensive for what it needed) and the other one he had had sold. What put me off him was he was really not friendly. Sounds soft, but if you deal in classic cars then surely you don't mind a gas. Shame he was a miserable twat really, he gets some really interesting stock in.

Once you get to know him, he’s a good egg. 
Prone to grumpiness on a stratospheric level though……

[Rocket88]

On 25/03/2022 at 17:20, MisterH said:

This is a good* one:

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1437184

Thanks for highlighting that, could have been caught out there...

And even less apparent when you won't even bother to find out what they are...

In that case why am I not in high demand?

...what?

If it had a blue oval stuck to the front then yes

 

 

Shame, as when I first saw it I thought maybe he wasn't that bad...

Martin Howey….. he’s actually a sound bloke

[Matty]

1 hour ago, Rocket88 said:

Once you get to know him, he’s a good egg. 
Prone to grumpiness on a stratospheric level though……

Every week more and more fantastic (and well priced) stock comes into his place. If I'm ever in funds again, I'd be able to get past the grumpy I'm sure!

[JJ0063]

“Invoice for timing chain replacement”

👀

[Dobloseven]

10 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

“Invoice for timing chain replacement”

👀

Now, now! 

[RoverFolkUs]

"The only problem is got the injector phone needs to be done" 

Huh 🙃

[sierraman]

22 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"The only problem is got the injector phone needs to be done" 

Huh 🙃

See that guy on TikTok would be straight in there, chip him down to £300 then stick it up at £1,500 and then try fobbing the gullible people that buy off him that there’s no problem with it because ‘I’ve even driven it on a MOTORWAY’. Possibly as a gesture he’d clear the EML for them as well with one of those shite Streetwize £15 code readers. 

[RoverFolkUs]

"Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That's why the price is so high"

[sierraman]

On 29/10/2024 at 19:12, RoverFolkUs said:

"Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. That's why the price is so high"

If anything’s high it’s the owner. 

[stuboy]

On 11/11/2023 at 19:24, RoverFolkUs said:

Average Mondeo owner 😂 without being disparaging to yourself!

hey..!!

[twosmoke300]

Sometimes maybe good , sometimes maybe shit 

[RoverFolkUs]

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