Most stupid message while flogging a shiter

[sierraman]

There’s a chancer on our local Freecycle asking if we’ve any unwanted pocket watches or old games consoles like Commodores he can have. 

I’d have just replied I’ve got 5 boxed Spectrums, meet me at Trowel Services at 10pm tonight. 

[bub2006]

Sit on other side of car park and wait for barrage of insults?

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, bub2006 said:

Sit on other side of car park and wait for barrage of insults?

Or near with me another hour I’m on my way 🤣

[bub2006]

Thats the one! Not that I condone giving chancers the runaround oh no no no

[JJ0063]

Stuck the Melody up last night:
 

 

 

[JJ0063]

Just after a chat or what?

 

 

[Split_Pin]

36 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Just after a chat or what?

 

 

What a fucking cretin.

[TrabbieRonnie]

18 minutes ago, Split_Pin said:

What a fucking cretin.

'kinnell!  

No time for small talk the Split Pin!! 😅😅

[AnnoyingPentium]

One that come up on t'interweb.

[RoverFolkUs]

13 hours ago, bub2006 said:

Another one I've dealt with recently is when advertising something be it anything from lawnmowers,rotivators,cb radio etc I get a message saying 

" is it like this if so I'll buy"

Followed by a link to some site I'd assume is dodgy. Blocked and deleted straight away. 

FB is flooded with this crap nationally, the link in question is an IP grabber I believe, for spam purposes, definitely wouldn't want to click it 👍

[GR8 PL8 M8]

8 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

FB is flooded with this crap nationally, the link in question is an IP grabber I believe, for spam purposes, definitely wouldn't want to click it 👍

If you click it Facebook doesn't load it, they block the redirect. At least that's true for the ones I was sent when I was selling some bicycles.

[RoverFolkUs]

3 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

If you click it Facebook doesn't load it, they block the redirect. At least that's true for the ones I was sent when I was selling some bicycles.

Ah right so they have done something about it, that's good to know 👍

[rainagain]

55 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Ah right so they have done something about it, that's good to know 👍

About time, I was getting them constantly when I has having a clear out in the house 

[GR8 PL8 M8]

6 minutes ago, rainagain said:

About time, I was getting them constantly when I has having a clear out in the house 

Oh you'll still get them, Facebook just protects you from your own stupidity.

[Jamie]

[DodgyBastard]

This guy again...

 

 

Chances of him buying it soon? None whatsoever.

[sierraman]

41 minutes ago, DodgyBastard said:

This guy again...

 

 

Chances of him buying it soon? None whatsoever.

This ‘test run’ sounds worrying. I’ve got images in my head of him really putting it through it’s paces. 

[Split_Pin]

You could offer to sit behind him pillion 👀

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

This ‘test run’ sounds worrying. I’ve got images in my head of him really putting it through it’s paces. 

...and not coming back.

[sierraman]

2 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

You could offer to sit behind him pillion 👀

Famous last words... ‘watch this..’

[chaseracer]

2 hours ago, High Jetter said:

...and not coming back.

Hence DB's very sensible '£1800 deposit' requirement! 😁

[RoverFolkUs]

Some people have too much time on their hands, sending stupid voice messages to people on Facebook marketplace seems to be a popular "trend" at the moment 🤔

[Split_Pin]

2 hours ago, sierraman said:

Famous last words... ‘watch this..’

I said that to my son when bunny hopping off an 8ft ramp at the skatepark with predictable results.....

[Dobloseven]

5 hours ago, sierraman said:

This ‘test run’ sounds worrying. I’ve got images in my head of him really putting it through it’s paces. 

A few years ago in Leicester, a fellow advertised his off road bike for sale. The big council estate he lived on is built around a large open space. Potential buyer takes it for a test ride at speed across said open space. Running across open space is a concrete drainage channel not easily seen until you're almost on top off it. Result, dead test rider and bike a good bit shorter for putting back in shed. 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, chaseracer said:

Hence DB's very sensible '£1800 deposit' requirement! 😁

Indeed, but how many would be firm on that if needing, or wanting, a sale?

[gm]

go on then, who will be first to ask “how much, love ?”

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/413907950181513/
 

also this

 

[High Jetter]

Yup, 2 parents + 1 baby = 3 seats to me.

How much you asking?

[Split_Pin]

9 hours ago, gm said:

go on then, who will be first to ask “how much, love ?”

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/413907950181513/
 

also this

 

"I'm actually gutted to be getting rid of the car but jue to having just been nailed for driving without a full valid drivers licence I need to sell to fund a season ticket for the bus".

[RoverFolkUs]

If the mouth breathers that sent these messages were actually a person: 

Warning - accurate representation

[RoverFolkUs]