The grumpy thread

[warren t claim]

I wouldn't want pissed off staff with access to sharp knives around me in a kitchen. Drag a dead rat into the kitchen and take a photo of it. Get rid of the rat and show the picture to the gastropub owner and tell him you want double wages for the inconvieniece. He will pay pronto.

[chaseracer]

Could be worse, Vulg. Four months ago, I sold something - on trust, without taking any money at the time - to someone who used to be on here.

 

You can probably guess the rest...

[sporty-shite]

  On 06/09/2013 at 23:01, autofive said:

just reminds me why i never read pissed-on-heads

 

SWMBO's eldest started a job in a gastropub in the summer. They have havent paid him (or any other staff) for 6 weeks and are using every excuse under the sun to wriggle out of it, he keeps going to work, they keep giving him excuses

 

looks likes he will be looking for another job shortly, and i will be removing and selling kitchen equipment.

Autoshite lunch meeting. Eat lots, drink lots then when approached with the bill, tell them to take it out of his wages. Karma.

[Wilko220]

Couldn't really think of a suitable thread for this but it may be of interest to some people here who followed the downfall of MGR.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24016262

 

[jakebullet]

Ebay mong wrote:
>I do not know the size I drive a mg zs if that helps
 

Argh! Another knob jockey MG tosspot happy meal diet coke wanker!

 

Also. Bought a washing machine off ebay. Phoned up to arrange collection. They say I hope you're strong it's upstairs in the flat. I say ring me back when you've got it downstairs ready for collection.

[warren t claim]

SCUM. That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7NsaFQXGHQ

[ShiteRider]

I've just got home after working fourteen hours. I left the side lights on this morning so the BM's battery is without sparks.

Thought fuck it i'd take one of the vans, so i jumped in our '08 partner.....don't if it's because i'm knackered or what, but i feel like i've been riding a washing machine with a pine cone up my arse! why the fuck does every car/van these days have rock hard seats? my mum has a 55plate vectra SRI the seats in that are like dining chairs.

Van has too many pedals as well, i used to slotting stuff in D and wafting now ( spoilt i know )........ fuel gauge barely moved as well, same distance in the whale would've used more than a gallon. That fucking depresses me.

[autofive]

  On 07/09/2013 at 13:34, sporty-shite said:

Autoshite lunch meeting. Eat lots, drink lots then when approached with the bill, tell them to take it out of his wages. Karma.

 

 

so you want to eat his wages?

 

i think he might have something to say about that

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Right, fill radiator with water to make sure the hoses aren't leaking and we're done. Hose isn't leaking... but why is there so much water on the floor?

 

 

 

SIGH

 

 

[Station]

I could do a cleaning job, but could never clean a toilet, I don't know how people do it. I feel terrible on those people who have to clean motorway services toilets, they're absolutely horrific.

 

Three things came in the post this weekend. Wind deflectors for my Astra, a new screen and a new cover for my Iphone (which I have had 3 of in a year). The screen cracked recently.

The wind deflectors were smashed to bits. I assume one of the postmen just launched them into the back of his van (because he doesn't give a shit). Also the screen didn't fit my phone and the new cover was broken. Oh well, that's my first world problems out of the way, etc.

 

I have since returned the screen to Amazon, and ordered a new one, which came yesterday, and realised I've left my phone back up north.

 

I bought one of these as well, as I can't trust myself with expensive phones anymore.

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004R97CXI/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

[Lord Sterling]

I need one of those, but for a Samsung Galaxy. My new Samsung touch-screen phone thingy that FATHA_Sterling insisted I have has developed a small but deep crack near the corner of the screen. The phone is hardly is a few weeks old yet insists on falling out of my pocket and dropping to the floor in the most spectacular fashion.

[vulgalour]

Touch screens make me grumpy.  Before too much longer, everything will be touch screen and I'll end up going on a rampage through Pissy World with a sledgehammer touching all the screens.

[Bobthebeard]

  On 10/09/2013 at 13:14, watanabe said:

My S3 has cracked around the volume button which is annoying. It also has a dent in the case where I hurled it on the deck at work when the MOT tester failed my 460 on the handbrake when he said he wouldn't. Argh.

Probably a sensitive issue Wat, but you always seem grumpy now!

Think I met you once a while back. You seemed perfectly pleasant back then! Maybe I did something to annoy you!

[warren t claim]

  On 10/09/2013 at 13:14, watanabe said:

My S3 has cracked around the volume button which is annoying. It also has a dent in the case where I hurled it on the deck at work when the MOT tester failed my 460 on the handbrake when he said he wouldn't. Argh.

Should of got an iPhone. As well built as a mk4 Golf.

[Bobthebeard]

  On 10/09/2013 at 13:37, watanabe said:

About as useful as one, too. My mate, he had an iPhone and the screen filled with water. Then the iDiesel pump corrupted all his files and then exploded.

My mate once dropped his iPhone in the toilet. Strangely the screen filled with water. iPhones eh? Crap.

[Bobthebeard]

  On 10/09/2013 at 13:44, watanabe said:

I tried to use an iPhone once as all the controls were in blue I couldn't read them.

I then drove a Mk4 Golf into a massive toilet and that won me Best Video Game Intro 1999 from C&VG. TREU STORY.

Watanabe in 'grumpy thread' shock...

[Bobthebeard]

  On 10/09/2013 at 14:09, watanabe said:

I'd be more chirpy if I could get a half decent job during the week.

Me too..

Have almost given up on getting even a slightly decent job. And I am a qualified electrician.

[vulgalour]

I reckon Wat's issue is directly related to mongtards.  It's like he's got a mongtard infestation in his area for some reason.

[Bobthebeard]

  On 10/09/2013 at 14:38, vulgalour said:

I reckon Wat's issue is directly related to mongtards.  It's like he's got a mongtard infestation in his area for some reason.

Possibly so...

Hope Wat rids his life of mongs soon.

Mongs is stressfull!

[TimothyClaypole]

ITunes.  I don't own an Apple device for a start but fancy some alternative player for when I'm outside breaking things or pretending to sort the garden.

 

I remembered I did have an Ipod years ago and had some credit on my account via some cards that we had at work sometimes with returned Ipods.

 

Spent an AGE trying to get onto said account, doesn't help I've only had two full time email addresses - the 1st from starting with a 14K modem and my current one the past couple of years.

 

To cut short a long annoying time typing said email addresses over and over I now have access to an account.  Shame it's not mine...  

[vulgalour]

  On 10/09/2013 at 15:14, Bobthebeard said:

Possibly so...

Hope Wat rids his life of mongs soon.

Mongs is stressfull!

 

Mongs now sounds like a disease, the sort of thing you contract from trying to sell a vehicle on the internet.

[SambaS]

// well tonight is fucking bleak.

[SambaS]

Where is Christopher F Dawe, 23 May 1987?

 

http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/IRL-DUBLIN-CITY/2002-10/1034514006

[daveb47]

WON THE euro lottery last night,first time since it started.

Now got to work out what to spend my £7.26 on

 

[hairnet]

train ride to shitefest so we can get you pissed

[Guest jimlagos]

My grumbles of the day;-

Signs that say "ROAD WORKS" when it obviously doesn't.

Signs that say "USE BOTH LANES" my car isn't that wide to use both!

Signs that say "KEEP APART TWO CHEVRONS"  What do they expect? Lay on the road and hold two apart?

 

Have a nice day........yeuch

[dollywobbler]

I usually feel a bit awkward about 'death' posts here as they tend to kill the mood somewhat, but a friend here in the village died this morning of a heart attack. Of an age, but still too young. It's knocked the stuffing out of me somewhat. She was a lovely woman.

 

Don't bother with condolences/sympathy as there are people affected by this much more than I am, but had to get it off my chest. Weekend excitement will return, but doesn't feel appropriate right now.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I bloody hate it when someone reports a death on here or whatever and then loads of people who don't even know the 'announcer' and who certainly have absolutely no idea who the deceased is all chip in with their e-condolances, its flipping ridiculous.

[dollywobbler]

Aye. I probably shouldn't have mentioned it at all really. 

[chaseracer]

Why not, if doing so helps you? I'm sorry to hear of your friend's untimely passing. Others are perfectly entitled to a misanthropic worldview, even if it's often better left hidden.