The grumpy thread

[They_all_do_that_sir]

None of those fuckers out there can park properly. None of them.

 

Local shopping centres are already taking on that "end of the world" vibe as every fucker is in wandering around the aisles.

 

There should definitely be a lane system in supermarkets, and a minimum speed around the aisles. With SS style guards beating everyone who disobeys the rules.

 

I went into Tesco to get two things and it took fucking hours. People lumbering around, blocking aisles with trolleys overflowing with shite, kids having tantrums, bahhhhhh

 

How long does it take to select a carton of milk and fuck off down the aisle? Must you park your trolley sideways across the milk and then pause to read all the ingredients (I'll give you a fucking clue, it's got MILK in it). Then get shirty when I reach across your trolley to lift some fucking milk myself???

 

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[mercrocker]

Had a chance to go somewhere today.   Unfortunately, piggy bank said no.  OK, then, what about an afternoon in with my record collection?   Great, I'll do that instead.   Weather is shite.  We have all the food indoors (and beer) we need.   Excellent. 

 

Except some of the family got wind we were in and plonked 'emselves down for lunch.  From 11am to nearly 4pm. because they "had nothing else to do"

 

Apparently I am an unsociable cunt.  

 

Yes.  That is why I stay in MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE.

[Guest Hooli]

None of those fuckers out there can park properly. None of them.

 

Local shopping centres are already taking on that "end of the world" vibe as every fucker is in wandering around the aisles.

 

There should definitely be a lane system in supermarkets, and a minimum speed around the aisles. With SS style guards beating everyone who disobeys the rules.

 

I went into Tesco to get two things and it took fucking hours. People lumbering around, blocking aisles with trolleys overflowing with shite, kids having tantrums, bahhhhhh

 

How long does it take to select a carton of milk and fuck off down the aisle? Must you park your trolley sideways across the milk and then pause to read all the ingredients (I'll give you a fucking clue, it's got MILK in it). Then get shirty when I reach across your trolley to lift some fucking milk myself???

 

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A good game is seeing how far away you can take the 'abandoned' trolleys without them noticing. Or adding random items like cucumbers & condoms...

[They_all_do_that_sir]

A good game is seeing how far away you can take the 'abandoned' trolleys without them noticing. Or adding random items like cucumbers & condoms...

Played that game with colleagues a few times at lunch in LIDL, a favourite is to distract them in the queue while another colleague loads the conveyor belt with tat.

 

We abandoned a mate with thirty tubs of moisturising cream mixed in with his lunch while we fecked off outside to watch him try and tell the cashier they weren't his

 

This works so well in Lidl because of the ridiculous speed they start scanning your shopping, so before matey had worked out what was going on the cashier had scanned through five of the tubs

 

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[barefoot]

The fair wife has done one of her legendary tidy ups.

My airwair boots, which admittedly I only wear a handful of times a year, appear to be a casualty.

She must have two hundred pairs of shoes, I have one.

£130 to replace, they were still like new.

 

I am more than a little vexed.

[They_all_do_that_sir]

The fair wife has done one of her legendary tidy ups.

My airwair boots, which admittedly I only wear a handful of times a year, appear to be a casualty.

She must have two hundred pairs of shoes, I have one.

£130 to replace, they were still like new.

 

I am more than a little vexed.

This annoys me! Apparently I don't need four pairs of shoes.

 

Work / formal shoes

Trainers

Nice Boots

Walking boots

 

She has so many shoes we've had to box some and put them in the attic, they are in the bottom of both our wardrobes, in the cupboard under the stairs, in her car.....

 

 

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[Tamworthbay]

The fair wife has done one of her legendary tidy ups.

My airwair boots, which admittedly I only wear a handful of times a year, appear to be a casualty.

She must have two hundred pairs of shoes, I have one.

£130 to replace, they were still like new.

I am more than a little vexed.

Perhaps she just knows your username and is trying to help?

[MikeR]

None of those fuckers out there can park properly. None of them.

 

Local shopping centres are already taking on that "end of the world" vibe as every fucker is in wandering around the aisles.

 

There should definitely be a lane system in supermarkets, and a minimum speed around the aisles. With SS style guards beating everyone who disobeys the rules.

 

I went into Tesco to get two things and it took fucking hours. People lumbering around, blocking aisles with trolleys overflowing with shite, kids having tantrums, bahhhhhh

 

How long does it take to select a carton of milk and fuck off down the aisle? Must you park your trolley sideways across the milk and then pause to read all the ingredients (I'll give you a fucking clue, it's got MILK in it). Then get shirty when I reach across your trolley to lift some fucking milk myself???

 

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I have bought and wrapped my presents ..... I have only one job to do ...

 

go to the supermarket , like all those in the past who have wandered around like a fly in a room getting in my way

 

 

and get in the way myself  ,,,

thats it , get a shopping trolley ,

park it in the way ,

stand in the way ,

walk backwards .

stare at my mobile .

pick out the produce with out a bar code , label etc  ,

get 1 of the 2 for 1 offer

generally use every trick that has been used on me ...to get in the way

even down to counting out my loose change .....

[They_all_do_that_sir]

I have bought and wrapped my presents ..... I have only one job to do ...

 

go to the supermarket , like all those in the past who have wandered around like a fly in a room getting in my way

 

 

and get in the way myself ,,,

thats it , get a shopping trolley ,

park it in the way ,

stand in the way ,

walk backwards .

stare at my mobile .

pick out the produce with out a bar code , label etc ,

get 1 of the 2 for 1 offer

generally use every trick that has been used on me ...to get in the way

even down to counting out my loose change .....

You forgot waiting until all your shopping has been scanned through and a queue has formed at the till before you "remember" you didn't lift something obscure from the furthest aisle in the store, before disappearing for 15mins

 

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[Tamworthbay]

A fiend of mine was buying the booze for a party a few years ago, it came to a couple of quid under £150 so they got a big bag of nappies they didn’t need, when it was all scanned through it came to a few quid over the £150, so they told the cashier they only had £150 and then put the nappies back. Apparently they got seriously evil looks from the cashier when they came back but it still makes me smile thinking about it.

[chaseracer]

Is it me.........?

 

[myglaren]

I usually do my Christmas shopping on Christmas eve.

Had a very unusual panic about it a couple of weeks ago and thought I should get on with it.

Then said panic abated and it was back to the 24th as usual.

Except now the family - there are five kids and seven grandkids - are expected on Christmas Eve now.

Change of plan required - or just panic maybe.

 

And at Homebase yesterday three cars as near as possible to the entrance - Porsche 4x4, Quaskai and some other people carrier - taking up seven spaces between them.

Camera had just died in the store, taking photo's of the heavily discounted lights for daughter.

 

They are still cheaper at Screwfix, a couple of hundred yards from Homebase.

[Noel Tidybeard]

The fair wife has done one of her legendary tidy ups.

My airwair boots, which admittedly I only wear a handful of times a year, appear to be a casualty.

She must have two hundred pairs of shoes, I have one.

£130 to replace, they were still like new.

 

I am more than a little vexed.

 

return the favour with her shoes

[New POD]

A good game is seeing how far away you can take the 'abandoned' trolleys without them noticing. Or adding random items like cucumbers & condoms...

I've done this to one of my Brother in Laws more than once

 

Not the nice one that posts on here. The other one who is a dick.

[sheffcortinacentre]

They do it in chippy to stand in the studying menu above counter then when its thier turn still don't know what they of the tribe outside want change order twice then only have a £20 note so leave shop with no change left.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Had a chance to go somewhere today.   Unfortunately, piggy bank said no.  OK, then, what about an afternoon in with my record collection?   Great, I'll do that instead.   Weather is shite.  We have all the food indoors (and beer) we need.   Excellent. 

 

Except some of the family got wind we were in and plonked 'emselves down for lunch.  From 11am to nearly 4pm. because they "had nothing else to do"

 

Apparently I am an unsociable cunt.  

 

Yes.  That is why I stay in MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE.

I see my relatives (very nice ones) just once a year.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Why isn't the for sale/wanted thread pinned? Spent 20 minutes trying to find it and still can't. Bet I've been past it twice..

[Mrcento]

None of those fuckers out there can park properly. None of them.

 

Local shopping centres are already taking on that "end of the world" vibe as every fucker is in wandering around the aisles.

 

There should definitely be a lane system in supermarkets, and a minimum speed around the aisles. With SS style guards beating everyone who disobeys the rules.

 

I went into Tesco to get two things and it took fucking hours. People lumbering around, blocking aisles with trolleys overflowing with shite, kids having tantrums, bahhhhhh

 

How long does it take to select a carton of milk and fuck off down the aisle? Must you park your trolley sideways across the milk and then pause to read all the ingredients (I'll give you a fucking clue, it's got MILK in it). Then get shirty when I reach across your trolley to lift some fucking milk myself???

 

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My annoyance is people with mobile phones in the supermarket. Usually blocking the aisle with the trolley or at least the section they are standing at whilst they make a phone call.

 

I don't have a problem with someone quickly calling someone to see what sort of something they want picked up, but i regularly see people going around phoning for EVERY ITEM.

 

"Hi, i'm in the cheese Aisle, you wanting Cheese? Ok, what type?, ok what size?, right see you soon"

 

30 seconds later

 

"Hi, me again, they've got Yoghurt on special, you want them too?, ok, see you soon"

 

you go to the next aisle and they wander up it, phone out

 

"Hi, yeah, i'm at the oil, what size do you want? what type? Sunflower? yeah ok see you soon"

 

Next aisle, phone out

 

"Hi, I'm at the beans, what size will i get?, ok see you soon".

 

Next aisle

 

"Hi, me again haha, yeah is it plain or milk chocolate digestives? ok, what size?"

 

You'll be finished the shop, at the checkout and usually see them wandering around with their phone to their ear with about 8 things in the trolley in the time you've taken to get 40 because of the time they've spent on the phone checking and double checking every fucking item.

 

Either the person on the other end needs to do the shopping instead, or they need to hand the person a specific list if it bothers them that much. either way, it's irritating and absolutely pathetic to see. Do they not communicate at home or know what they like? ffs.

[Ghosty]

Why isn't the for sale/wanted thread pinned? Spent 20 minutes trying to find it and still can't. Bet I've been last it twice..

 

The green folk deemed it unnecessary, claiming it'd keep itself afloat (hint: it doesn't), and we apparently had too many pinned topics (nobody had an issue, this was a mod's opinion - it was for sale, help, shitecycle, and a couple of spurious ones like a Shitefest thread and something else), so unpinned almost everything, apart from some stuff that only applies to new members, and that 'please read' topic which has a horribly messy list of all the things that should be pinned in it, but isn't actually working as nobody reads it (probably as the title doesn't suggest there's an index), and often it's full of broken links. Now the pinned topics are a load of stuff nobody reads (what use is 'a small clarification' once you've read it - besides it just says 'you know who you are' and PMing members would surely be more effective???), and a revolving door of semi-relevant things - calendar and secret santa will be gone soon, and SF19 will get re-pinned at some point (though SF threads do tend to keep themselves afloat as necessary). As for the new members thread, half the people that post in it never post on the forum again, so I don't see the point of that being pinned, or really existing for that matter.  It's all a bit daft IMO.

 

The for sale and shitecycle threads could just have been merged, but weren't, and I can't remember the last time I saw shitecycle.

Shitely request threads keep being made and subsequently deleted by mods, and merged into the 'official shitely thread' as nobody can find it - again, because it's not pinned. This also means people are less likely to find solutions to their transport needs.

 

Of course, despite the claim too many threads were pinned, we somehow ended up with even more pinned threads than before - enough to completely fill my 1080p monitor with the browser on fullscreen. God help anyone that doesn't use fullscreen browsers or has a lower resolution.

A lot got unpinned when I made a post in news 24 about it, but even so the threads that are pinned are pretty much useless, and the ones people would actually use if pinned just get waysided. 

 

It's all a bit daft, and I don't particularly approve of it, but what do I know

[New POD]

My annoyance is people with mobile phones in the supermarket. Usually blocking the aisle with the trolley or at least the section they are standing at whilst they make a phone call.

 

I don't have a problem with someone quickly calling someone to see what sort of something they want picked up, but i regularly see people going around phoning for EVERY ITEM.

 

"Hi, i'm in the cheese Aisle, you wanting Cheese? Ok, what type?, ok what size?, right see you soon"

 

30 seconds later

 

"Hi, me again, they've got Yoghurt on special, you want them too?, ok, see you soon"

 

you go to the next aisle and they wander up it, phone out

 

"Hi, yeah, i'm at the oil, what size do you want? what type? Sunflower? yeah ok see you soon"

 

Next aisle, phone out

 

"Hi, I'm at the beans, what size will i get?, ok see you soon".

 

Next aisle

 

"Hi, me again haha, yeah is it plain or milk chocolate digestives? ok, what size?"

 

You'll be finished the shop, at the checkout and usually see them wandering around with their phone to their ear with about 8 things in the trolley in the time you've taken to get 40 because of the time they've spent on the phone checking and double checking every fucking item.

 

Either the person on the other end needs to do the shopping instead, or they need to hand the person a specific list if it bothers them that much. either way, it's irritating and absolutely pathetic to see. Do they not communicate at home or know what they like? ffs.

Go to Asda At switch island m58 m57 junction. There's no signal in store.

How do I know. I went shopping with a list my wife had made but wanted to clarify a few things. Why? She has chronic fatigue and walking kind of kills her. I must have been there over an hour cause I spent nearly 200 quid.

[loserone]

Oh great, rants at the moderation again.

[Jazoli]

Oh great, rants at the moderation again.

 

Its a fair point he makes.

[loserone]

I disagree. There's many ways to skin a cat, but here it seems to be every single way just gets criticism.

[Cavcraft]

It's true: pin stuff, people complain, unpin stuff people complain. I guarantee no matter what even a fair few people complain about will be matched by equal numbers who will complain when that decision is reversed. You can't rest on your laurels, but surely the popularity of this place shows we must (all of us members) be doing something right. Debating over what should/n't be on the main board or sub forums and what should/n't is something that could run forever and never be resolved.  

 

Regarding new peope introducing themselves, we're going to try and make that mandatory. There's a good reason for this, a certain former member hasn't helped anyone and recently we spent an enormous amount of time removing people from the members list who've never posted and were very like spammers anyhow.

[myglaren]

Looks like the bloody alternator is buggered.

Charging fault on infoscreen then everything shutting down and multiple faults showing.

Battery voltage down to 11.3 after it had stood for an hour (son came home from work at 07:00 this morning.

It has been looking a bit unhealthy over the past 36 hours too.

So many to choose from.  Could just be the regulator of course.

[The Moog]

It’s always useful to know that there is more than one side to every story. Whilst people may see things as useless they often have a reason.  Some examples below;

 

• As for the new members thread, half the people that post in it never post on the forum again,

 

Joining a new forum is a daunting and stressful prospect so having a way to break the ice might be useful.

 

We have members or new members who suffer from anxiety or stress so making their life easier would be a good thing. If they don’t post again does it matter?- for some people posting once is a big deal.

 

 

• and we apparently had too many pinned topics (nobody had an issue, this was a mod's opinion

 

• A lot got unpinned when I made a post in news 24 about it,

 

• we somehow ended up with even more pinned threads than before - enough to completely fill my 1080p monitor with the browser on fullscreen. God help anyone that doesn't use fullscreen browsers or has a lower resolution.

 

It sounds like not just the moderation team who has an issue with too many pinned posts. .  

 

• couple of spurious ones like a Shitefest

 

I am not sure Shitefest is spurious topic. It allowed people to have a vote on the date and to book holidays. Sounds a good idea.

 

 

• but isn't actually working as nobody reads it (probably as the title doesn't suggest there's an index), and often it's full of broken links

 

People do read it -  16,271 views

 

Have you let us know about the broken links? That would be a positive thing to do.

 

• and I can't remember the last time I saw shitecycle.

 

Posted Today, 12:41 AM - http://autoshite.com/topic/10525-shitecycle-free-to-a-new-home/page-62 

 

• (what use is 'a small clarification' once you've read it - besides it just says 'you know who you are' and PMing members would surely be more effective???)

Because a small number of members can’t help themselves and still call people horrible names and use slurs against others.  A long term user had to be reminded of it just yesterday. If you have a better way of doing it then please PM us.  We have tried multiple ways and currently it is the only one that seems to help.

 

I know this is GOM thread but if you have an issue then message us for a conversation rather than just say we are doing a shit job.

 

Positive help is always a good thing.

 

With regards to changing the forum layout, I still have the bruises from our attempt at improving things!   It doesn’t seem broke – so we should avoid ‘fixing’ it.

 

It is a car forum for people who like old cars, certain things have always been done that way such as for sale posts mixed in.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Monday bastard mornings!

Flat tyre…… cover off jacking point - it's full of fucking expanding foam!!!! Drove front wheel onto curb - trolley jack now went under the car - tyre swapped and off to work…..

Into office - login not working……. not possible to contact IT support as it's skype - which is only available via logging in! Await colleague - he logs in - I hit 'em up and they reset - not obeying the requirements…. I try reset - it own't - original password doesn't match requirements… and then locks again! USELESS CUNTS!

Back to colleague - through it all again………

 

 

I ran out of fuel only once - coming off the ferry when I picked up a twinturbo supra engine and manual box for a NL friend…. the station was just over the hill - yup - hill…. we hoiked the Pajero, engine and box up a fucker of a hill for only 200m - but it seemed like the world had tilted deliberately to kill us! rolled down to het station - filled up and never let me down again. Learned my lesson big time with that one. My dutch mate remembered it last time I saw him - oh how we laughed!

[bub2006]

Took wife to work. On way home car started making a grumbling sound. Thought I'd investigate it after I'd had an hour in bed. Just been out to it,turned key,cranked over ok then made a metallic sound and now sounds like it has no compression.

You know what? Fuck it. I don't need this shit again. Can't cope with it. So close to Christmas too.

Hope all you guys have a great Christmas and take care.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Bubs, what's going on mate?  It's a hard time of year for sure.  Feel free to message me if you want to.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

FFS.  Was just upstairs at work, loading a van full of musical instruments to take back downstairs.  We have a massive hill on our site and no lift, so every time we do an event, we have to borrow the site van and drive everything up.  Which is a massive ballache.

 

Anyhow.  There was a Fiat Panda parked out of a space, on the end of a row.  The parking spaces were planned so that you can get a van around them with ease - but with the Panda parking where it did, it restricted the turn and made it very tight left-hander.  Well, guess who hit the rear quarter of the Panda with the side of the van?  That's right.

 

Fortunately I'm covered by work's insurance and I was reassured that it would be fine.  We've found whose car it is, etc. but I didn't need this today.