The grumpy thread

[drivewaymyway]

When the Sun comes out so do the bad dog owners !!

 

 Where I live is dominated by dogs barking most of the time but when the Sun comes out the noise is unbearable, same noisy dogs, same households, same 'don't bother me' attitude.. FUCKING ASSHOLES !!

 

 I have tried the Council but 3 years down the line and they say they can't do much.. Cuts, cuts, cuts.. FUCKING GOVENMENT !!

 

I don't know what else I can do, I have tried talking to the neighbours, local PCSO, Councillors...

[iainrcz]

Hay fever, what total bollocks.

[Cavcraft]

When the Sun comes out so do the bad dog owners !!

 

 Where I live is dominated by dogs barking most of the time but when the Sun comes out the noise is unbearable, same noisy dogs, same households, same 'don't bother me' attitude.. FUCKING ASSHOLES !!

 

 I have tried the Council but 3 years down the line and they say they can't do much.. Cuts, cuts, cuts.. FUCKING GOVENMENT !!

 

I don't know what else I can do, I have tried talking to the neighbours, local PCSO, Councillors...

 

 

You live in America?

[Rod/b]

Has someone been playing with the forum clock? Every thread is opening at some point in mid January.

 

I’M FUMMING BABE

[beko1987]

Has someone been playing with the forum clock? Every thread is opening at some point in mid January.

 

I’M FUMMING BABE

Now you mention it I've had the same! Was too asleep to notice

[cort16]

It seems to go mental if posts are deleted . The gom thread opened at mid March for me. Not a big problem on the pc but quite annoying on mobile.

[cobblers]

Me and our lass are invited to a wedding soon. I've got a nice suit but it doesn't fit right, so last week I bought a dark green tweed suit from a very dimly lit shop in Bakewell. It was reduced, end of line etc, but it fit perfectly and I liked the colour. £65.

Only this morning I got it out of the bag. Jesus christ, I can't wear that - I'll look like fucking Doug Stanhope! It's grass green with bright burgundy accents and dogs dick red buttons! WTF was I thinking?

 

So now I've got to ruin a perfectly good Saturday going to meadowhall and spend more cash on another suit to wear to go and see some people I don't know get married. Plus £100 on the hotel, £60 to put the dogs in kennels, etc etc, it's such a flipping swizz.

[Cavcraft]

It's possibly because we are constantly having to merge threads.

[Jim Bell]

It's possibly because we are constantly CHOOSING to merge threads.

 

EFA

[wuvvum]

Me and our lass are invited to a wedding soon. I've got a nice suit but it doesn't fit right, so last week I bought a dark green tweed suit from a very dimly lit shop in Bakewell. It was reduced, end of line etc, but it fit perfectly and I liked the colour. £65.

Only this morning I got it out of the bag. Jesus christ, I can't wear that - I'll look like fucking Doug Stanhope! It's grass green with bright burgundy accents and dogs dick red buttons! WTF was I thinking?

That's your St Patrick's Day outfit sorted then.

[Jim Bell]

I think it sounds dapper. Mayne the red buttons are a bit Ronald Mcdonnald, but other than that it sounds sharp.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

That's your St Patrick's Day outfit sorted then.

To be sure.

[MarvinsMom]

When the Sun comes out so do the bad dog owners !!

 

 Where I live is dominated by dogs barking most of the time but when the Sun comes out the noise is unbearable, same noisy dogs, same households, same 'don't bother me' attitude.. FUCKING ASSHOLES !!

 

 I have tried the Council but 3 years down the line and they say they can't do much.. Cuts, cuts, cuts.. FUCKING GOVENMENT !!

 

I don't know what else I can do, I have tried talking to the neighbours, local PCSO, Councillors...

 

i hate to piss on your chips, but cuntcils were always worse than fuckin' useless when dealing with shit like this. no matter what central govenment was or said.

 

do what i did when i had this 15 years ago,i had a beady eyed, shit head fireman and his stupid ignorant bitch copper girlfriend next door who found it funny* to have madonna blearing out of the record player at 5.30am, and two yappy terrier things.

 

i found milk chocolate over the wall (assuming horrid hounds get the run of the garden) most effective, especially when they had the squits all over their house....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

....i found milk chocolate over the wall (assuming horrid hounds get the run of the garden) most effective, especially when they had the squits all over their house....

Chocolate being a no-no for dogs generally, sounds like you got lucky. Could equally have resulted in a fatal poisoning.

[madrat]

Me and our lass are invited to a wedding soon. I've got a nice suit but it doesn't fit right, so last week I bought a dark green tweed suit from a very dimly lit shop in Bakewell. It was reduced, end of line etc, but it fit perfectly and I liked the colour. £65.

Only this morning I got it out of the bag. Jesus christ, I can't wear that - I'll look like fucking Doug Stanhope! It's grass green with bright burgundy accents and dogs dick red buttons! WTF was I thinking?

 

So now I've got to ruin a perfectly good Saturday going to meadowhall and spend more cash on another suit to wear to go and see some people I don't know get married. Plus £100 on the hotel, £60 to put the dogs in kennels, etc etc, it's such a flipping swizz.

I don't do weddings, I barely did my own.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Can anyone explain why when it gets even slightly sunny/warm that fuckwits need to sit in their garden with the radio blaring away?

 

What does some shitty music and of course the then constant shouting over it bring to the occasion? Why don't they just fuck off to the nearest beer garden with all the other cliche wankers.

[cobblers]

I don't do weddings, I barely did my own.

Same. We're getting married in August (probably) and it'll just be us two, two witnesses and our lasses mate who's a registrar.

We'll go to the pub afterwards and anyone who knows us is welcome, I'm not getting 5 figures deep for the sake of one incredibly stressful day!

 

 

 

I think it sounds dapper. Mayne the red buttons are a bit Ronald Mcdonnald, but other than that it sounds sharp.

 

If it was a decent suit I'd just about pull it off with the right shirt and boots, but on closer inspection it's not much cop. I think I just got too excited that it fitted and was £60

Plus it's really thick (nylon) material so by the time the night was over I'd have sweated down to the size of prince.

I'll change the buttons and see if I can do owt about the trim, I might get away with it as a jacket come winter.

[mercrocker]

 

Only this morning I got it out of the bag. Jesus christ, I can't wear that - I'll look like fucking Doug Stanhope! It's grass green with bright burgundy accents and dogs dick red buttons! WTF was I thinking?

 

 

 

My avatar might possibly make use of it.....

[MarvinsMom]

Chocolate being a no-no for dogs generally, sounds like you got lucky. Could equally have resulted in a fatal poisoning.

oh yes i was very much aware of this before hand.

 

and yes, either that or shitting all over the place were what i considered to be acceptable results.

 

ain't i a stinker!

[beko1987]

Grrr went under a gantry on the m4 in Wales at not quite the speed limit earlier... The gantry wasn't lit but now I'm resigned to a telling off within a week.

[Pillock]

You should be fine. 99% of cameras only seem to be on when there's a lower limit in force than NSL.

[iainrcz]

Why is there a direct correlation between the sun being out and the number of people shouting?

 

I'm trying to release some otters in to the wild, and all I can hear through the open window is some young male bellowing at the top of his lungs.

 

Shut up you fucking dribbling retard and conduct your communications in a more civil and dignified manner.

[beko1987]

You should be fine. 99% of cameras only seem to be on when there's a lower limit in force than NSL.

That's what I'm hoping, was careful around the ones with a limit displayed. Was trying to catch a mate 5 junctions up in his t reg over 600

[madrat]

WICKES!

[mercrocker]

 

I'm trying to release some otters in to the wild, 

 

Only on here.....!   

 

Nothing so worthwhile, but  I was only trying to have a quick kip after my third 5 am start this week when the twat over the road decided to shout into his mobile four feet from my conservatory instead of remaining indoors where most decent folk would conduct their uninteresting business.   Also, plop-gob, why don't you turn your fucking diesel off - it might lessen the need for you to foghorn down the phone like that in the first place....

[dave21478]

The MGF needs four tyres. Thats an expense I could have done without. 

[bub2006]

You should be fine. 99% of cameras only seem to be on when there's a lower limit in force than NSL.

Apparently the m1 south Yorkshire, Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire are on at a constant 70 now too.

[SiC]

The M4 and M5 managed motorway around Bristol MOST DEFINITELY have the cameras active when the signs are blank. See them go off all the time and they catch a lot of people.

[bub2006]

It's becoming the done thing now to keep them on.

[MikeR]

sons bike has worn out its rear wheel bearings on the cluster side  , balls are pitted , cage is worn , spindle cone is worn , all that in 12 months , the other side is perfect !!!