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New hob arrived on the 19th of Jan. Fitted straight away.

 

Lasted 11 days. I've just bust it in the exact same place, this time with a beer bottle that fell over.

Are you sure their just not shit hobs?

Posted

Nah, I'm just a clumsy twat

Cooker upgrade time?

 

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Posted

Get a nice solid plate hob, and just use plastic bottles and jars.

Posted

Cunty fucking delivery cunts!

 

DO NOT fucking ring me because I'm not in to arrange where to leave the parcel & pretend to be helpful when you won't actually leave the fucking parcel anywhere! I got home thinking it'd be here & it's nowhere to be seen, but it's recorded as delivered on their fucking tracking site.

 

Cunts.

Posted

I've got this bloody song stuck in my head

 

Been singing "marry me Archie all day"

 

Who the fuck is Archie?

 

Posted

Just found out my son had an accident on Thursday niight as he came out of wok, Fiesta smashed into the side of his beloved Skyline, door, rear wing, rear wheel at a jaunty angle all on the passenger side. He didn't say as he was embarrased . Anyone got anything cheap and good for him round Coventry way?

Posted

Oh dear, is this the one you had the body kit painted on? Is he ok?

Posted

Just found out my son had an accident on Thursday niight as he came out of wok, Fiesta smashed into the side of his beloved Skyline, door, rear wing, rear wheel at a jaunty angle all on the passenger side. He didn't say as he was embarrased . Anyone got anything cheap and good for him round Coventry way?

Golf mk3 auto £350

Fiesta mk6 £350

 

I'm in Cheltenham but could prob sort delivery

Posted

Somebody (who gets paid more than I do) has phoned in sick for a runny nose.

 

Just take at least twice as many sick days to compensate for it. It does work, believe me.

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Posted

It's the same round here, and one day I'll spot the bastards who park up down the country lanes and lob their McDonald's stuff out of the window. There will be a garden full of emptied bin bags awaiting them on morning. To be fair, where there's been mass tipping of stuff I've reported it to the local councillor and he's organised it being collected, plus if I've been driving round the lanes I'll often stop and pick the bigger stuff up and drop at the tip. As said though, maybe it just encourages the lazy bastards to carry on fly tipping. When I retire I'm going to seriously suggest the council give me tip permits for my van and go round the lanes tidying them up. As sad it sounds, I'd actually quite enjoy doing it.

you would need to apply and pay for a waste transfer licence.....  

Posted

Oh dear, is this the one you had the body kit painted on? Is he ok?

 

Yes. Yes he seems to be okay, not his fault but insurance will still dry bum him of course. Car is worse than the picture as the 'B ' pillar and roof are creased, drivers door won't open etc.

Posted

Golf mk3 auto £350

Fiesta mk6 £350

 

I'm in Cheltenham but could prob sort delivery

 

I've told him. Thanks for the offer, I'll see what he says. Really good of you. :)

Posted

I read up on some comic called crossed whilst laying in bed last night. Then I didn't sleep very well and had a nightmare. Then Eva came crashing in at 5.40...

Posted

you would need to apply and pay for a waste transfer licence.....  

 

Not if I'm fly tipping it in my neighbour's garden I don't.

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Posted

Just take at least twice as many sick days to compensate for it. It does work, believe me.

It's just not in my nature. Taking twice as many sick days as this guy would mean working a three day week, he really does average one sick day a week.

Posted

Wiper switch decided to have an hissy fit on the M1 on way to Milton Keynes. Oh joy

Posted

Just found out my son had an accident on Thursday niight as he came out of wok, Fiesta smashed into the side of his beloved Skyline, door, rear wing, rear wheel at a jaunty angle all on the passenger side. He didn't say as he was embarrased . Anyone got anything cheap and good for him round Coventry way?

Leon Cupra £750. Could deliver for pez and train fare.

Posted

Thanks for nothing, al. I'd forgotten strangeangel existed.

 

Ben

Pay it no mind. I pretend you don't exist -  as per strangeangel's precis. 

 

firstname

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Posted

"£offers"

 

'How much do you want?'

 

"I don't know what it's worth, make me an offer."

 

'You must have a price in mind, what do you want for it?'

 

"Make me an offer"

 

'£offer'

 

"[massively offended] No, no, no, no. That's nowhere near enough, don't insult me"

 

WHY. DIDN'T. YOU. TELL. ME. WHAT. YOU. FUCKING. WELL. WANTED. FOR. IT. IN. THE. FIRST. PLACE. THEN?

Posted

If you treat people like dickheads, eventually they'll start behaving like dickheads. It's neither my fuel, nor my vehicle.

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Posted

If you treat people like dickheads, eventually they'll start behaving like dickheads. It's neither my fuel, nor my vehicle.

I very much like this. Mind if I nick it?

Posted

Cunty fucking delivery cunts!

 

DO NOT fucking ring me because I'm not in to arrange where to leave the parcel & pretend to be helpful when you won't actually leave the fucking parcel anywhere! I got home thinking it'd be here & it's nowhere to be seen, but it's recorded as delivered on their fucking tracking site.

 

Cunts.

 

 

I have to apologise to the delivery bloke, turns out a neighbour saw him after he'd done the paperwork & took it in. I got it this morning.

Posted

It's just not in my nature. Taking twice as many sick days as this guy would mean working a three day week, he really does average one sick day a week.

'kin hell.

 

If I have so much as 3 separate incidents of sick leave in A YEAR, I get occupational health giving me a phone interview.

 

Well excuse me for being type 1 diabetic and being slightly more susceptible to cold/flu. I've had phone interviews with those joyless cunts every one of the last 3 years on the trot. Probably got a big black mark on my permanent record. However, some slimey cunt of a so-called 'manager' can take 6 months off for 'stress' (he does fuck-all) and doesn't get anything, because it's counted as one single incident of sick leave.

Posted

There's a guy on a classic car facebook forum huffing about people making derogatory offers on his car.
Someone says how much is it? He replied offers.

You can't winge about someone low balling you if don't specify a price . usually offers indicates they want more than it's worth but are too embarrassed to specify the price they really want.

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Posted

Yeah we get similar.

 

One day a week is bloody impressive.

Posted

Second post muntjac upgrade bumper sent back because of a bullshit description.

 

Why can these pricks not be truthful about what they're selling?

Posted

I very much like this. Mind if I nick it?

You carry on, squire.

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Posted

Second post muntjac upgrade bumper sent back because of a bullshit description.

 

Why can these pricks not be truthful about what they're selling?

It seems that finding a second hand bumper the same colour as my car that's a: complete, b: accurately described and c: not smashed and scuffed to fuck is nigh on impossible.

 

I'm going to settle for another one I've found in white and take the hit to have it cleaned, primed and sprayed.

Posted

Is it me, or does every fiat 500 seem to be driven by some maniac 17 year old girl, who thinks she's lewis hamilton, and who thinks indicating is for whimps.

Then proceeds to do her hair and makeup at every set of lights, whilst juggling her phone in the other hand and texting/tweeting/facebooking etc etc etc.

Seriously peed off with these idiots in the midlands.

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