The grumpy thread

[fordperv]

Fuck I've just lost "the game"

[Bobthebeard]

Housing Association house next door has recently got some new tenants. All seemed well for a while. Now the son of the woman has moved in. Must be at least 35, no job and doesn't want a job according to the overheard loud conversations. Got an American Bull Terrier that lives in the shed and never seems to go out for a walk, two or three cats and no lawn mower. The son seems to spend his time sleeping, shouting at the dog in the shed to "fucking shut up" and playing loud music.

Brilliant.

No stereotypes there then.

[Timewaster]

Try a week in Cambridge. I feel your pain.

I like Cambridge.

 

I don't live there though!

[Taff]

Can't abide the bloke or his family.

 

I would love to shag his mum. Just so that, after she had squirted, I could loudly call out "Love - Deuce"

[fred]

Can't abide the bloke or his family.

Made my day the scruffy tosspot lost at toss a ball over a net game, fecking wanker

[EssDeeWon]

Nevermind, he'll have to put his Union Jack Scottish flag away for another year.

[MarvinsMom]

that fat gurning twat alex salmon wasn't at wimbledon been a cunt again was he?

[jakebullet]

I don't know why, but Scotland appears very capable of producing sports people to hate. I used to feel the same about Stephen Hendry too.

 

Maybe Ireland got the love me gene instead? Or it's easier to like horse jockeys than knob jockeys.

[MarvinsMom]

or it could be just that the jocks mentioned above have all the personality of a fly blown week old dog turd?

[Lacquer Peel]

Are there any likeable sports people? I always thought "Sports Personality of the Year" was a misnomer.

I like that Andy Murray doesn't give a shit about being a "sports personality".

[DVee8]

What are you doing in Sunderland?

[cms206]

What are you doing in Sunderland?

Waiting to head back north again... kids football I think.

[DVee8]

So what are you going to do for 9 hours

[cms206]

So what are you going to do for 9 hours

A mate I went to school with stays in Chester-le-Street so he's coming down. I'm not allowed to walk the streets in case I buy another Volvo - nearly ended up with another 740GLE yesterday.

[bub2006]

A mate I went to school with stays in Chester-le-Street so he's coming down. I'm not allowed to walk the streets in case I buy another Volvo - nearly ended up with another 740GLE yesterday.

Not allowed to walk the streets?! You make it sound like you been chained to the bus!

[Richard]

The last time I was in Chester-Le-Street I bought a Renault. It's dangerous out there.

[cms206]

Not allowed to walk the streets?! You make it sound like you been chained to the bus!

It's safer that way for everyone, Bubs...

[bub2006]

I can imagine fella.

[DVee8]

I live in Chester le street and I am heading to Sunderland

[beko1987]

Well an hour after i got back I thought id check my parts...

 

1 bottle of oil, check.

1 drop link, check

1 track rod... Ffs.

 

Back this afternoon then. Guess which box i opened and checked whilst there...

[EssDeeWon]

^^Is this euro car parts? I was looking to use them for some bits soon, I think I will insist on getting everything out on the counter and cross checking it with the receipt. I know that sounds anal but all I hear about ECP is missing and wrong parts!!

[Lacquer Peel]

I've still not had any problems with Euro Car Parts.

[cms206]

I live in Chrster le street and I am heading to Sunderland

I'm at... Plains Farm Primary? I think. If was an bastard to get a coach into.

[chaseracer]

^ Get them to move the furniture out of reception.

[EssDeeWon]

Sold a TV on ebay this week (I know I know, stupid idea)

 

Its faulty so it only made £21, but no problem at least it gets it gone....

 

However the highest bidder a Bola Bimbambombu from East London has not been in touch all week or returned my email. The advert clearly states collection by 11 July (today) before I go away. But can I leave bad feedback? Nope apparently not, so what do I do? Just hold onto this TV forever incase one day he/she fancies turning up to collect it?

 

I knew I should of just taken it down the tip!!

[Station]

Piers Morgan on that lottery advert.

 

What a horrible, dead-eyed, dough-faced piece of spunkshite he is.

Horrible person in every single way.

[Pillock]

Have you got an address for the TV buyer? Leave it outside his gaff, take a photo, invoice him.

[oldcars]

Sold a TV on ebay this week (I know I know, stupid idea)

 

Its faulty so it only made £21, but no problem at least it gets it gone....

 

However the highest bidder a Bola Bimbambombu from East London has not been in touch all week or returned my email. The advert clearly states collection by 11 July (today) before I go away. But can I leave bad feedback? Nope apparently not, so what do I do? Just hold onto this TV forever incase one day he/she fancies turning up to collect it?

 

I knew I should of just taken it down the tip!!

I have a great system for ebay. I pop all the stuff in my shed. When i get a large pile i pop in all in the car and take it to the dump. Leaves hours free to do productive things rather than deal with morons and timewasters.

[Craig the Princess]

I sold an Austin A40 Farina floor-plan on eBay at least 3 years ago. The chap paid by PayPal the same day but despite several eBay messages they never sent the delivery address so it sits in the shed still.

 

Strange people on the Bay

[DVee8]

I'm at... Plains Farm Primary? I think. If was an bastard to get a coach into.

Plains farm is only 2ish miles away from were I was now back in Chester