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At some point in the mists of time, on this very thread, the following subject was brought up, and I make no apologies at all for repeating. I (sort of) apologise IF i offend anyone, but, as someone once said, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.

 

Kate and Gerry McCann.

Jesus!

She's written a book about "her agony" etc etc, and how she blames herself, guilt etc etc.

Good.

 

At the end of the day darlin', if you hadn't pissed off for your tea with your posh mates, and left the poor little cow on her own, she'd still be here.

FACT.

Now shut up and go away.

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I was thinking the same thing this morning, Half of todays and yesterdays Sun newspaper was full of it, I had to skip most it, I really don't care about them, Of couse I'm sorry about the poor girl but there's just something about those parents that I'm just not keen on, I can't put my finger on it.

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OMG UR SO TITE MADIE IN OWR HARTS 4 EVA OPE U CUM OME SOON 4 UR POUR MUM AN DAD HU DID NUFFIN RONG XXX.

 

I owe most people an apology for swearing too much on here, it isn't big, clever or funny I know.

On the subject of some of the very recent drivel I do wonder how some people can be so bleeding daft they don't realise that if they 'bite' and keep ranting things aren't going to get any better for them anytime soon.

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OMG UR SO TITE MADIE IN OWR HARTS 4 EVA OPE U CUM OME SOON 4 UR POUR MUM AN DAD HU DID NUFFIN RONG XXX.

 

I owe most people an apology for swearing too much on here, it isn't big, clever or funny I know.

On the subject of some of the very recent drivel I do wonder how some people can be so bleeding daft they don't realise that if they 'bite' and keep ranting things aren't going to get any better for them anytime soon.

Well its quite brilliant for me, Sir! :D

Posted
At some point in the mists of time, on this very thread, the following subject was brought up, and I make no apologies at all for repeating. I (sort of) apologise IF i offend anyone, but, as someone once said, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one.

 

Kate and Gerry McCann.

Jesus!

She's written a book about "her agony" etc etc, and how she blames herself, guilt etc etc.

Good.

 

At the end of the day darlin', if you hadn't pissed off for your tea with your posh mates, and left the poor little cow on her own, she'd still be here.

FACT.

Now shut up and go away.

 

thats only half of the story

 

why did gerry and kate not ANY answer questions from the police? (they made no comment to all questions)

why were ALL the stories of what happened on that night different?

why did they use the 'maddie fund' for air fares, accomodation, and lawyers fees for her and gerry?

why do they refuse to return to portugal?

why did they hire a car with cadavar odour in the boot? - if they didnt put it there themselves

why was there blood and cadavar odour in a wardrobe in their apartment?

why did their fellow diners refuse to answer questions, spread mis-information and then promptly leave the country and refuse all UK press and police interviews?

 

kate and gerry need to be charged with murder and fraud

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Kate McCann has a lovely tan at the moment. I guess it's because she's been lying in the Sun all week.
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^^^^ HA hahahahahahahahahaha^^^^^ :lol:

 

Yep, I know i've missed out loads of details, that Autofive mentioned, but the basic facts are there. If they ever find the body, the McCanns should be charged with being accessories at the very least, in absence of anything else significant.

As it stands, it should be for child neglect - is it because their upper-middle class types that seems to stop the fingers being pointed properly?

 

 

And don't get me started on that whining copper that OUR MOATY shot......

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I'm with Len on the mong/cretin issue.

 

If you look at the origin of almost any insult they usually refer to those with mental disabilities or genetalia.

 

idiot:

a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

moron:

a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

berk:

shortened from Berkeley or Berkshire Hunt rhyming slang for cunt.

pillock:

from Scandinavian dialect pillicock : penis

 

And so on.

 

Claiming that cretin is different from mong just because cretin is a 200 year old french phrase doesn't make sence to me.

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I prefer 'Joey'

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is it because their upper-middle class types that seems to stop the fingers being pointed properly?

 

Upper Middle Class? You kiddin'? Gerry McCann is from Glasgow and Kate is a Scouser from the same area John Lennon was from. Ok, they're both doctors, but that doesn't put them up there with the Cholmondely-Warners.

 

Oh, and yeah, I think there's something a tad suspect with all this as well. Any decent Scouser would never buy The S*n, never mind sell their story to it.

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I like 'tard, or super-'tard

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I favour "Asshat".

 

pillock:

from Scandinavian dialect pillicock : penis

 

:shock:

Posted

Have we had flid yet?

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My life is brilliant.

My love is pure.

 

Etc etc etc. Grump? This whole fucking "song"! And the miserable bastard who recorded it. Norm, how on earth did you have the endurance to sit through it long enough to remember the words? I'm ready to slash my wrists by the third line... It simply isn't possible to believe the opening line, because of the delivery. And the rest of the lash-up follows in the same (open) vein. I'm grumpy just thinking about it. Music? Not by any definition I know...

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is it because their upper-middle class types that seems to stop the fingers being pointed properly?

 

Upper Middle Class? You kiddin'? Gerry McCann is from Glasgow and Kate is a Scouser from the same area John Lennon was from. Ok, they're both doctors, but that doesn't put them up there with the Cholmondely-Warners.

 

Oh, and yeah, I think there's something a tad suspect with all this as well. Any decent Scouser would never buy The S*n, never mind sell their story to it.

 

That explains why the mouth breather Wayne Rooney did the same thing. I saw the McCann thing and thought well they must be short of a few £££ to sell their story to that rag.

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I have Norm's posts blocked but it appears he likes frequently cutting and pasting from lyric websites...

 

Just for you, have a repost:

 

My life is shite.

My love is pure.

I saw a BX

Leak LHM on the floor.

She smiled at me in Subway.

She was with the AA man.

But I won't lose no sleep all night

'Cause I've got a plan.

 

You're bloody awful, you're bloody awful,

You're so damned awfull, I actually hate you.

I saw your face in a crowded auction,

And I don't know what to do

'Cause I ended up buying you.

 

Yes, she caught my eye

As I walked on by.

And when I bid oh boy was I high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

As she got lifted away by some Hiab men

 

You're so hateful, You're so hateful,

You're so hateful, it's true,

I saw your engine detonate, all over place,

And I don't know what to do

'Cause I blew all my money on you.

 

Dahlalala Dahlalala Dahlalalalaaaaaa

 

You're bleeding shite, You're bleeding shite,

You're bleeding shite, it's true.

I want to place my James Blunt CD in the slot instead

and drive off Beachy Head

Coz he's as depressing as driving you,

 

But it's time to face the truth.

You'd never bloody start.

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^ :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

Your own work, Cavette? Marvellous!

Posted

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let's close this forum

It's all gone to pot

Posted

Enough grump. We should all just be friends, like this itteh bitteh kitteh and bunneh

 

 

kitten-bunny_1250034i.jpg

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