Correction journey

[DoctorRetro]

Train booked. Its going to be 4 hours, several changes and much stress. Some people know the intended destination, shush and don't spoil it for others. That's if anyone is actually reading this. 😂

Breakfast is scrambled egg on bagel and a cup of Earl Grey tea with honey.

Poo count - 0

Anxiety level 25/100.

 

[Floatylight]

Chodspeed Doctor!

[Supernaut]

I'm guessing a smoll car. It's always a smoll car with Doctor.

Chodspeed!

[Timewaster]

Good luck with your day. 

 

If my day started with Earl Grey and honey it could only get better. 

Lets hope the new addition is more popular.

Chances? 

[Cavcraft]

Good luck, M8. Genuinely don't know what it is, so will hazard a guess at a LandRover Freeloader that's had the prop removed for economy and 20 litres of matt black paint.

[eddyramrod]

3 doors or 5, Billy?  K or diesel?

[DoctorRetro]

Bus stop... 

 

I'm technically exempt from wearing a face covering, but I'm going to attempt one so as not to anger the Karens. 

Poo count 1

Anxiety level 56

[Jim Bell]

Are we allowed guesses?

Are it a Japanese?

[paulplom]

Pee rodua nippa

[loserone]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Genuinely don't know what it is

You're going to be soooo pleased

[DoctorRetro]

Clue number one. 

It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. 

[Cavcraft]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

You're going to be soooo pleased

If it's an Iv*co he's dead to me.

[loserone]

Must be a three litre senator

[Twiggy]

Good luck !

[eddyramrod]

22 hours ago, TheDoctor said:

Bus stop... 

Is it a wet day?  Did you offer her a share of your umbrella?

[scdan4]

Time for a change...

Not diesel

Not rover

Not 4 door

Not big

Moar horses than a fenlander.

Time for the aygo joke? (Again)

[DoctorRetro]

1 minute ago, scdan4 said:

Time for a change...

Not diesel

Not rover

Not 4 door

Not big

Moar horses than a fenlander.

Time for the aygo joke? (Again)

Right on all counts except the last one... 

[eddyramrod]

Bus Stop was a song by The Hollies in about 1966.  I was slightly mangling the lyrics to make a joke.

You young people, you don't know you're born! (and other old-man cliches)

[DoctorRetro]

1 minute ago, eddyramrod said:

Bus Stop was a song by The Hollies in about 1966.  I was slightly mangling the lyrics to make a joke.

You young people, you don't know you're born! (and other old-man cliches)

I'm an 80s child 😁

At the station now.

Apparently I have to keep my distance from women... 

[scdan4]

8 minutes ago, TheDoctor said:

Right on all counts except the last one... 

In which case I’m guessing metro 1.1s. In blue. 😁

 

[eddyramrod]

22 hours ago, TheDoctor said:

 

Apparently I have to keep my distance from women... 

Something I was extremely successful at for many years, without even trying!

[Timewaster]

37 minutes ago, TheDoctor said:

Clue number one. 

It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. 

My bike? 

[Pat Earrings]

39 minutes ago, TheDoctor said:

Clue number one. 

It has more horsepower than the Fenlander. 

My bicycle?

[Pat Earrings]

Haha got beaten to it!

[DoctorRetro]

On the train

Anxiety level: 87

Bladder fullness: getting there. 

This is going to be a long day. Sincere apologies to the person I'm travelling towards if I'm a bit grumpy. 

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, TheDoctor said:

Train booked. Its going to be 4 hours, several changes and much stress. Some people know the intended destination, shush and don't spoil it for others. That's if anyone is actually reading this. 😂

Breakfast is scrambled egg on bagel and a cup of Earl Grey tea with honey.

Poo count - 0

Anxiety level 25/100.

 

Crikey! @dave21478 would be turning in his grave! What happened to toothpaste on toast? 

[DoctorRetro]

Shenfield achieved 

 

[Uncle Jimmy]

12 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Crikey! @dave21478 would be turning in his grave! What happened to toothpaste on toast? 

Dave is turning in his grave, he's dead, drove his car into a tree, remember?

[DoctorRetro]

14 minutes ago, Nibblet said:

Dave is turning in his grave, he's dead, drove his car into a tree, remember?

Quite sure @beko1987 knows this and was sharing an upbeat memory of Dave numbers? Although I'm no good at reading what people mean.

Anyway, just leaving Hatfield Peverel... 

Got my coffee and still need a wee. 

Anxiety level: 36

[Noel Tidybeard]

moar powah than the rovah- that wouldn't be too hard if we're honest would it? 🤣🤣🤡