roffle Death Row-ver Roffle. Cavcraft, come on down!

[DoctorRetro]

You're going to love* it

[davehedgehog31]

That will look ace in the work car park 

[gadgetgricey]

 

[Ohdearme]

Oh....fears for me

[Saabnut]

I was sitting smugly thinking of people hoping not to win this.

Then I remembered some git bought me tickets!

I hope snagglepuss/northernmonkey/absolutely anyone else wins this! Although it is only the distance, otherwise I could enjoy* using this!

[Ohdearme]

24! Cavcraft,

Excellent bullet dodging all!

[Saabnut]

Whoo hoo! Congratulations* to the lucky* winner*

[busmansholiday]

Didn't think it was drawn until 8.30

[clayts450]

Pretty sure Cav's been yearning after an R8 for a while.....well mebbe not an apocalyptically-modded one, but it's still an R8.

Well done Billy. I assume the number you're after is on speed dial ?

[NorthernMonkey]

What a fecking retirement present....beats a gold carriage clock any day of the week!!

[smellypoo]

5 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Didn't think it was drawn until 8.30

I thought that too, initially - then I saw that I was looking at some 'other' lotto page, not the 'proper' one - the shitbags have done some Google SEO thing to put them at the top of the search results for 'Lottery Results'.

 

On a brighter note, well done Billy/Cavcraft!

 

[busmansholiday]

Yep, it had been drawn before my arse could twitch. Congratulations, as I had 22 and 25.

 

[Rod/b]

I’ve LITERALLY spent the last 4 hours with my head down the bog, chundering like i’ve never previously chundered. I assume this has been brought on by the SHEER TERROR and NERVOUS TENSION of this roffle. Or i’ve caught the vomitting virus my kids all had last week. 

Suffice to say Billy Shitecraft’s win is the Cartakeback’s loss (for a week at least). Congrats Bill couldn’t have gone to a more deserving home. Looking forward to the concours restoration thread. 

[DoctorRetro]

I've messaged him on Facebook and told him. 

He said 'FFS' and has been offline ever since. ?

[barmatt]

Does Cavcraft even know he had a ticket in this? 

I've just been through the thread and he hasn't commented in here and iamgroot bought the ticket for him.

Could be a nice* surprise for him.

 

Edit. ^^ He knows now. ????

[The Moog]

Flipping brilliant ! The perfect* owner.

Bullet massively dodged.

[Iamgroot]

I finally won a roffle! But not for me, congrats* Cavcraft, if you are too excited, you can always let it go to cartakeback...

[greengartside]

Billeh is on a roll, some fine* motors currently passing through his hands at the moment!

[NorthernMonkey]

I’ve won two cars in the last month or so and I can honestly say this is my best roffle result yet...

[Cavcraft]

20:22: 'Congratulations on you roffle win'*

'Your'

Oh fuck, what roffle win?

'My Rover '

'????????'

FFS!

'Only you could be that (un) lucky'

(a bit later when it dawned on me I didn't buy a number)

Is it definitely me mate, I don't even remember buying a ticket?

'Someone bought you a ticket'

 

 

 

Whoever bought me the number, you're an absolute legend, thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[hairnet]

Don't deny the level of want

[Matty]

Check the sarcasm in "whoever bought me a ticket you're a legend" ?

[Pillock]

I absolutely demand to see pictures of Dave Lee Barbara CloudDog in that car in apocalypse-style doggy dressup. Flying goggles and a little tin hat, that sort of thing.

[barmatt]

54 minutes ago, Pillock said:

I absolutely demand to see pictures of Dave Lee Barbara CloudDog in that car in apocalypse-style doggy dressup. Flying goggles and a little tin hat, that sort of thing.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This, yes, so much, this must happen! I'd pay to see that.

[Cavcraft]

Right, don’t want to see this bridged as it looks like quite a good laugh. CTB have offered £140, does anyone want to match that and drive away happy*?

It’s in Southend I think, which basically is like a cockney Rhyl, and you could go put a knotted snot rag on your head and have an ice cream with Bish Bosh Bob.

[DoctorRetro]

Come on, someone must want this fine steed?

If not, I'll just buy it back when I get paid, as my littlun still loves it... 

 

[DoctorRetro]

Drove this into work today, I'm going to miss it when it's gone. 

Seriously toying with offering the BMW up cheap so I can keep it!

[Aston Martin]

Cavcraft, keep it and go full Mad Max. 

I'm sure someone could knock up a guitar flamethrower...

[83C]

58 minutes ago, TheDoctor said:

Drove this into work today, I'm going to miss it when it's gone. 

Seriously toying with offering the BMW up cheap so I can keep it!

Tell me more! A cheap E36 sounds right up my street....

[DoctorRetro]

5 minutes ago, 83C said:

Tell me more! A cheap E36 sounds right up my street....

Wouldn't be that cheap actually, as I need to raise the money to fix the Rover's faults and pay back Cavcraft, so would be about 400 quid I'd need.