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Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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ZX Volcane TD with immaculate history. Want.

 

NOW RUNNING 120 BHP

 

:lol::lol: Fuck me, they were 90bhp stock. Tuned pump my arse.

 

I've a feeling the extra 30bhp exists only in the seller's head. :roll:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hows that then? I bet you could crank up the fuelling a bit, might be a bit smoky like.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I had a 51 plate S80 2.9 auto at the start of the year. I think I paid £450 or something for it and it was such a lovely thing to drive. The interior and ride on them is just fantastic and the 2.9 is just the right amount of fast. The T6 with the 2.9 twin turbo is supposed to be bonkerz.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Hows that then? I bet you could crank up the fuelling a bit, might be a bit smoky like.

 

Yeah you could "tune" the pump by turning the screw on top. Is it going to give you 30bhp though?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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2009 SKYTEAM ST 50-3 TR BLUE

 

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'2009 SKYTEAM ST 50'

 

'Model: ST 50-3 TR'

 

'Engine Size: 49 cc'

 

'its a 2009 sky team 50-3 tr '

 

'i bought this bike of friend of mine thinking it was a 125 cc but then found out was a 50cc'

 

'can give full recipe aswell'

 

Mix 2 oz of stupidity with 6 tablespoons of FUCKTARD, cook on gas mark 19 for 17 years and serve with a teaspoon of TWATTERY.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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This is why I need to get another recovery truck

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-MERCEDES ... 416792b5a7

 

£275, submit best offer. It's cheap enough at the starting price and it's got the perfect gearbox for our South African friends. Buy it, run it home with a pre-booked MOT then get on the blower to your mate from Nigeria. Ching ching, KER-CHING!

 

If that was a bit more local I'd be straight back onto the blower to Borat and tell him to come and get another for £550.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Pm forthcoming me old teapot.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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maybe the towbar is a clue...

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Wow, FWD too, looks like its pretty much based on a fezza diesel. I wonder when it was built? !VOSA WARNING!

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Cheap diesel in good nick, in the real life "want" list

 

Gentile old lady Peugeot 205 XLD

 

no fishy smells

 

:lol:

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Wow, FWD too, looks like its pretty much based on a fezza diesel. I wonder when it was built? !VOSA WARNING!

Yeah, but those front wheels dont look quite right to me...

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The whole car looks like a Scania running on super single wheels.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Re: Back street East Lancashire C5...

 

this car has only done motorway miles

 

You can personally guarantee that?

 

Mileage: 206,000

 

Perhaps not then.

 

40mpg in town

 

What? It has never been driven in town. Only done motorway miles.

Piss off.

 

Member ID: 11kirstyleigh

 

:roll: Have you noticed the dodgiest sellers all have a feminine user name to make them seem 'nicer'?

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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These things are now officially worth the square root of FA, even in estate form.

No bids at 300 sovs, 10m MOT FFS. Be very quick.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320932801193

 

He's giving it away. The only downside is a heavy drinking habit.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Call me Mr Controversial, but I think that Lambo is ghastly. I'd go so far as to say that the Miura was the world's most beautiful car EVAH and everything they've produced since has been fugly.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Pahahahahahahahaha

 

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Also edit: update from that ridiculous green polo seller:

 

HI M8 COOL CAR U SAY ITS A 1.1 WILL IT BE CHEAP FOR ME TO INSURE IM ONLY 19 REGARDS DAZ

 

It's on the log book as a 1.1 so the insurance will be based on that so I would think it would be very as per the advert it's £84 fully comp for me

 

KOOL IS THAT LEGAL IF IT HAS THE 1.8 ENGINE IN IT? REGARDS DAZ

 

you should advise them but know way of knowing as its the same engine just different pistons

 

So... no then? My engine's the same as the Mi16 engine other than it has different pistons, conrods, head etc... :roll:

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

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That 6 wheel Moggie is, according to it's pissed off owner;

 

a prize winning vehicle, in more than one country

 

I've asked him what it won, where, and why he omitted this info from his listing.

CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

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Can't seem to get Opera to give me image codes, can't be fucked switching to FF or IE. But here's a couple of fun shit car links from my neck of the woods...

 

Matt Red Corsa dizzle

'89 Cutlass Supreme with red as hell interior. And the seatbelts mounted to the door!

 

Both cheap at the mo', if anybody else is interested, I'm happy to go take a gander at them, etc., 8)

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