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Pahahahahahahahaha

 

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Also edit: update from that ridiculous green polo seller:

 

HI M8 COOL CAR U SAY ITS A 1.1 WILL IT BE CHEAP FOR ME TO INSURE IM ONLY 19 REGARDS DAZ

 

It's on the log book as a 1.1 so the insurance will be based on that so I would think it would be very as per the advert it's £84 fully comp for me

 

KOOL IS THAT LEGAL IF IT HAS THE 1.8 ENGINE IN IT? REGARDS DAZ

 

you should advise them but know way of knowing as its the same engine just different pistons

 

So... no then? My engine's the same as the Mi16 engine other than it has different pistons, conrods, head etc... :roll:

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Can't seem to get Opera to give me image codes, can't be fucked switching to FF or IE. But here's a couple of fun shit car links from my neck of the woods...

 

Matt Red Corsa dizzle

'89 Cutlass Supreme with red as hell interior. And the seatbelts mounted to the door!

 

Both cheap at the mo', if anybody else is interested, I'm happy to go take a gander at them, etc., 8)

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Can't seem to get Opera to give me image codes, can't be fucked switching to FF or IE. But here's a couple of fun shit car links from my neck of the woods...

 

Matt Red Corsa dizzle

'89 Cutlass Supreme with red as hell interior. And the seatbelts mounted to the door!

 

Both cheap at the mo', if anybody else is interested, I'm happy to go take a gander at them, etc., 8)

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-AUDI-A4- ... 4ab947de49

 

'i was going to but the rs4 body kit on it but didnt get round to it'

 

G-r-fucking-eight. I was going to put a V17 engine in my TR7 and have my cock gold plated with a diamond encrusted BELL END but I didn't get round to it. I just forgot to mention in the advert. Like you should have done.

 

'the worst of all is sometimes not very ofton i have to put water in it but it takes a few days'

 

Get a bigger hosepipe?

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Right, one last go. Hopefully this time someone will actually turn up to view. Never known a car like this. So far, not one (non-banger) person has turned up to see it.

 

So, Mr. 604, you'd better fucking sell.

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Rare & Collectable Trotters Yellow Van - Only Fools & Horses

 

Rare & Collectable Trotters Yellow Van

 

Only Fools & Horses

 

Spares or Repair

 

Please feel free to send a message for more details on the Van

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Collecta ... 0846161990?

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Its a robin - not a regal - and its a car not a van :roll:

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£200 :roll: should be in bargains thread, can't even get any money for weighing the bastard in!!

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One owner Proton with t&t, £295

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /105683860

 

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No MOT but he'll take less than £200 for this tidy 3 door 306

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /105671382

 

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I wish I had my brave trousers on. No MOT £650

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /105690494

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I'm surprised at how cheap these are now. Skoda's seem to hold their money better than recent Merc's.

Anyway, does Morcambe have different laws with regards to number plates? or is the seller/dealer just a knob?

 

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Closer examination reveals the plates look Photoshopped or crude use of Windows Paint. It's also the wanky 230 one and has extra wankified (and hideous) chrome trim on arches and back lights.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG1300-Mk2-Ro ... 20c7a667c7

 

'This is a private listing and the identity of the Mini owner this was engine bummed for will not be disclosed to anyone except the seller.'

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How does Dollywobbler cut his lawn? With a JML Citroen Dyane Deluxe Rotocopter LawnMower* Deluxe**

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citreon-dyane ... 4d02a947f7

 

'It's no ami of mine, monsieur'

 

 

 

*Not actually a lawnmower

 

** Not very deluxe either

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Rare & Collectable Trotters Yellow Van - Only Fools & Horses

 

Rare & Collectable Trotters Yellow Van

 

Only Fools & Horses

 

Spares or Repair

 

Please feel free to send a message for more details on the Van

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Collecta ... 0846161990?

 

Its a robin - not a regal - and its a car not a van :roll:

 

i ve sent an ebay question: Is it registered as a van on the v5c? as you mention it's a van 3 times in your listing

 

:D:D

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I could go get for you, drag it's sorry arse back here, and have a go at the grotspots, meanwhile you save up the two, pop up here in the Safari/Maverano and A-frame it home. Simples.

Screw the homework.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TOLED ... 4605331d0a

 

'I HAVENT SEEN ANOTHER 3 DOOR FOR SALE'

 

You haven't seen any 3 door ones at all.

 

'THEY ALL SEEM TO BE 5 DOORS'

 

No they f*cking don't, you haven't seen one of those either.

 

'I KNOW ITS HARD TO FIND ONE IN THIS CONDITION FOR AGE AND ITS A 2 DOOR'

 

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