eBay tat volume 3.

[Bear]

47 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Ford Capri Ls | eBay UK

It's hard to say where to start with this monstrosity. The wheels and the number plates  are equally hideous, and that's before we get onto the black roof and the silver(?) tide marks

Is the A-pillar just cardboard and gold paint?!

[Knotty Ash Towers]

[Bear]

18 minutes ago, Dayno said:

@HMC Cheap one  

I'll drive it down and bring something back!

[auntiemaryscanary]

On 02/04/2026 at 19:33, D.E said:

1995 Vauxhall Corsa

That looks v reasonably priced and a honest little thing. If I didn't already have one I'd be interested however the appliance colour would put me off a little. Fancy another @MrGTI6?

Edit: is that a distributor cap showing on the engine shot? They can't have been common on new in '95 cars.

[Cavcraft]

Folding caravan project 1960s retro vintage Teardrop | eBay UK

That looks class, hope it gets saved and not twatted about with by the bunting brigade.

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Toyota Corolla KE30.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/178019462682

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Series 1 Daimler Double Six.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/327083941561

[lesapandre]

19 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

[Cavcraft]

5 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Series 1 Daimler Double Six.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/327083941561

That is bloody lovely.

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Vauxhall Victor FE VX4/90 Auto.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/327084095958

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Just now, lesapandre said:

Who is he?

[24vdiamond]

10 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Vauxhall Victor FE VX4/90 Auto.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/327084095958

If they weren't so hard to get parts for I'd quite fancy that, pass the tissues! 

[Cavcraft]

13 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Who is he?

Jocelyn Wildebeast

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Reminds me of this ugly get from Abercrombie & Fitch...

[Bear]

34 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Vauxhall Victor FE VX4/90 Auto.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/327084095958

Cor - P-reg too. I wonder what happened to my old VX2300 estate full of panels and most of Obsolete Vauxhall Spares' FE stock as of 2000ish...

Like the auto and sunroof, less fond of the blowover and bubbles with extra rust staining.

[trigger]

https://ebay.us/m/4BtIKQ

My old Capris come back up for sale, with a ton of horrible modifications and a £7000 increase in price, I'm so pleased I went to all the trouble in recommissioning it to end up like this. 

[Wibble]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Ford Cortina mk 4 classic cars | eBay UK

It's a shame someone didn't connect that gully sucker to the number plates

 

Would have removed most of the front wings too.

[Lord Sterling]

Four-Hundred and Fifty of your finest English pounds buy you this fine vehicle of German enginuity.

Link

[lesapandre]

Be a knave and get a Kestrel. Last of the Rileys - rare now. 

https://ebay.us/m/kuuqy9

[cort16]

38,000 miles XG30. FSH, 5 keys. Phoar

Luxury

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202603200873448

[SunnySouth]

11 hours ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Morris Marina.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/117123875797

Jesus. Shirley even in the 70s that would have been a wholly unacceptable combination of tones…

[SunnySouth]

Just now, cort16 said:

38,000 miles XG30. FSH, 5 keys. Phoar

Luxury

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202603200873448

Ah, Bargain Basement Buick vibes - and a key for each occupant!

[ProgRocker]

Subaru Justy missing a front number plate. £2,495.

1996 Subaru Justy 1.3 AWD

I actually caught this car on my dashcam 4 years ago:

[Timewaster]

11 hours ago, trigger said:

https://ebay.us/m/4BtIKQ

My old Capris come back up for sale, with a ton of horrible modifications and a £7000 increase in price, I'm so pleased I went to all the trouble in recommissioning it to end up like this. 

Urgh. 

Most Capris i see now sport some very questionable mods. Its like the originality thing has passed them by.

A chap I know has a Laser, currently running on gold wheels and black number plates.

[grogee]

Spares 'Stro, bidding starts at £104 because ebay. It's in Lincoln. https://ebay.us/m/PIOeYa

It's an early 3-piece dash if that interests anyone. I think the Maestro Massif on here are all down with the one-piece Crackmaster Special. 

Ace-series 

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Spares 'Stro, bidding starts at £104 because ebay. It's in Lincoln. https://ebay.us/m/PIOeYa

It's an early 3-piece dash if that interests anyone. I think the Maestro Massif on here are all down with the one-piece Crackmaster Special. 

Ace-series 

Car more like a crackden special.

[TheIsleofShite]

3 hours ago, cort16 said:

38,000 miles XG30. FSH, 5 keys. Phoar

Luxury

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202603200873448

This sold for £1600 on eBay at the start of the year 

[grogee]

1 hour ago, TheIsleofShite said:

This sold for £1600 on eBay at the start of the year 

Yeah. 'Tiktok cars' hoping for a £1400 profit. 

I'm thinking maybe it was bought as a daily for someone then something broke which is NLA so they've bodged it to punt it on

[EyesWeldedShut]

Low miles LDV - out of MOT but history don't look too bad.
Cab interior brings back memories  
In Tenby tho'

https://www.facebook.com/share/18ftXiXJC5/

[bramz7]

1 hour ago, TheIsleofShite said:

This sold for £1600 on eBay at the start of the year 

No one is going to spend £3k on that. No one. Not even people who buy stuff for social media clout will want that at that money. It's a mediocre car that will be boring to drive and impossible to find parts for.