eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

3 hours ago, wesacosa said:

2 grand, Lincs

Pretty sure that's @Angrydicky's car.

[wesacosa]

7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Pretty sure that's @Angrydicky's car.

yeah I did wonder that too

[Spiny Norman]

Largely unoxidised Vauxhall Royale 2.8. I've had two of these before and even 10 years ago the spares situation was dire, but look at that interior! ❤️
RED VELOUR FTW!

[Cavcraft]

FORD COUGAR 2 BARN FIND 2001 MK2 SPARES OR REPAIRS CAPRI 2.8 MONDEO ONLY 6 LEFT | eBay

'ONLY 440 MK 2 COUGARS WERE SOLD IN THE UK, SO THIS PUTS THIS CAR IN THE SAME BRACKET AS THE CAPRI 2.8 BROOKLANDS'

That's fantastic news. My 'Toys R Us' purple coloured kazoo (of only 143) must be in the same bracket as a fucking Stradivarius then, M8?

[carlo]

There's ridiculous ebay prices, massively overpriced ebay prices and then this; prices so inflated they're funny:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305629698082?itmmeta=01J10FWHD0Y9TTE9QH1F5G3GY2&hash=item4728f31822:g:Fm4AAOSwbXpmctzL&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4G629hGwZTE8vbCSoGNYSoS9TxSoEW4HtUO%2BJwLd0ckHgRWYfqsM4exM2QVOxrH5CYaITy%2FUCZYCxrYFLpCEoISv6agRtxklWuPAmHEwiZQ1G25mAjWvYO4fslIPhrATHQINbdpJIZmXZ0gD%2Bq94EfoHEYdu6h7d8XMUz%2FDV8C0yc%2FM6XQOY1INTHXDhDHMh4gKnROkboRM5R70cmGkS4g1m4nt4gyORgYVD9Z4qzElZh3Lg3LD%2FMlHx1vNM82uXI9HTXBxCrVhxZ9PbPV5FgJqzTU%2FoW6ZkUyPW4%2BrmWZPe|tkp%3ABk9SR8aW8o-IZA

Sorry couldn't find the "ebay bargains" thread.

[Remspoor]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Morris Minor 1275 2 door | eBay

Pretty fucked Minor, very honest advert.

Shame there are no photos of the rusted areas. The car had a change in log book in April 2024 so why did he not go back ?

What there is in the MOT history is a wee bit suss too. There is a huge jump in mileage in one year. I appreciate that older cars do not require a test.

[Cavcraft]

Tipper lorry Seddon Atkinson vintage | eBay

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/821080086295959/?ref=newsfeed

 

[grogee]

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1743035

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-benz-190-saloon-1990-manual-1797-cc-4-doors/1481624228

[egg]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'ONLY 440 MK 2 COUGARS WERE SOLD IN THE UK, SO THIS PUTS THIS CAR IN THE SAME BRACKET AS THE CAPRI 2.8 BROOKLANDS'

just seen that myself, not had the best week, but a good old LOL at that!

'PLEASE - GENUINE ENQUIRIES ONLY - IF YOU KNOW THE CAR, YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT'S RARITY, AND VALUE'

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1161527588492915/

£5k

Quote

Owned since March 96 ,always garaged .No work has been done on the body in terms of filler or paint .Runs perfectly ,new tyres about 6 years ago requires headlining repair and some remedial works .Body was professionally unsealed .MOT till 30/12/24.
Car is stored in Herne Bay ,Kent

[Cavcraft]

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

[grogee]

9 hours ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1161527588492915/

£5k

@Cluffy

[willswitchengage]

Quote

Mk2 golf gti Oak green ‘BBQ’

Need to move on with life

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1660019141512853/

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305636626229?itmmeta=01J12E1CB3JY1KC93PASP238K6&hash=item47295ccf35:g:pggAAOSwRfxmd8bp

[bezzabsa]

15 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

well known for bottom end failures, same as the 200's... and the 200 is also a straight swap  LOL

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/315453167167?itmmeta=01J12EHKQ68P7NEZJAQCA54P0Q&hash=item497279563f:g:ixEAAOSwKk5mD~ZQ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4Mwdi08LntFZ5XBrdNz9SZw50s71Dd%2Ba3edoDKn1B4TyCArwi5FNZ5h5zFDyvI5piepAfXSWpQKiYMeVkJ8%2B%2B%2FU%2FfyWusvVQCJfJNMymvTQ4VmhOMmhpezGKSg74kSd760Qr5RGy6YyPX8UQu%2B4TdqKdNja3eHcIQyeANBr%2BFbdQMdr8LP1oCqLHNcaEOH7lUUw0bUymmsPYlfe3q7PflbxpGH4cJ5sQop76Rn6ucIrk9eSyBvaLkZ%2BGtnCZnGHqTQ%2B5aByh9yeBAmk%2FoITb2TCfuCL4C8HzTHZvvs1JtpMt|tkp%3ABk9SR9S7xs6IZA

[Cavcraft]

2 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1660019141512853/

Absolutely the best thing for it.

[Rocket88]

21 hours ago, carlo said:

There's ridiculous ebay prices, massively overpriced ebay prices and then this; prices so inflated they're funny:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305629698082?itmmeta=01J10FWHD0Y9TTE9QH1F5G3GY2&hash=item4728f31822:g:Fm4AAOSwbXpmctzL&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4G629hGwZTE8vbCSoGNYSoS9TxSoEW4HtUO%2BJwLd0ckHgRWYfqsM4exM2QVOxrH5CYaITy%2FUCZYCxrYFLpCEoISv6agRtxklWuPAmHEwiZQ1G25mAjWvYO4fslIPhrATHQINbdpJIZmXZ0gD%2Bq94EfoHEYdu6h7d8XMUz%2FDV8C0yc%2FM6XQOY1INTHXDhDHMh4gKnROkboRM5R70cmGkS4g1m4nt4gyORgYVD9Z4qzElZh3Lg3LD%2FMlHx1vNM82uXI9HTXBxCrVhxZ9PbPV5FgJqzTU%2FoW6ZkUyPW4%2BrmWZPe|tkp%3ABk9SR8aW8o-IZA

Sorry couldn't find the "ebay bargains" thread.

And it needs a shed load of welding..😱😁

[Cluffy]

12 hours ago, grogee said:

@Cluffy

So much want... But also £5k and two pictures..... Bananas. 

[hairnet]

On 22/06/2024 at 16:12, Spiny Norman said:

Largely unoxidised Vauxhall Royale 2.8. I've had two of these before and even 10 years ago the spares situation was dire, but look at that interior! ❤️
RED VELOUR FTW!

@Six-cylinder

[Remspoor]

21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

[D.E]

£200

Quote

I have owned this car for 22 years and have derived great pleasure from it. The bodywork (original) is in remarkable condition and it is mechanically sound. HOWEVER, I have not been able to run it because of an electrical problem with the fuel pump. At 79 I am no longer able to crawl over cars as I used to and am looking for a buyer with the skills to revitalise this modern classic. (The engine is a late model of the iconic boxer).

https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-146-hatchback-1996-manual-1596-cc-5-doors/1481705981

[Cavcraft]

car | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Here's another, but a facelifted one in petrol flava

MG ZR 2005 Facelift | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Citroen C1 Vibe | eBay

Tested until October, £395/best offer.

[grogee]

Murder weapon, £100 Oldham. 

Severely under-braked. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386908639046

[Jerzy Woking]

19 minutes ago, grogee said:

Murder weapon, £100 Oldham. 

Severely under-braked. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386908639046

Nasty AI generated description. 

"....this road bike is perfect for long rides on the open road"

Possibly, if it were road legal.