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MrBiscuits Rank: Austin Maxi

MrBiscuits

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5 hours ago, grogee said:

It really is, isn't it? That's £1000 you'd never* regret spending. What a lovely thing. Can imagine many happy hours dodging ULEZ zones with the A/C on, after a regas m9 obvs.

Idle fantasies about getting the train to Norwich and picking that baby up.

Didn't you fit a Radiomobile stereo in one of those once, in the Autoleads carpark - while an obese man sat in the driver's seat smoking fags?

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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7 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

Must have read my mind.....

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Hello Golden Crystal  Balls.

Is that a Robinson Golly on the collar?

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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7 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

Is that a Robinson Golly on the collar?

Salad Fingers

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grogee Rank: Talbot Tagora

grogee

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44 minutes ago, MrBiscuits said:

Didn't you fit a Radiomobile stereo in one of those once, in the Autoleads carpark - while an obese man sat in the driver's seat smoking fags?

You could well be right Kev. It was definitely a Daewoo of some description. And some relation/friend of Brenda, who definitely sexually assaulted me. 

grogee Rank: Talbot Tagora

grogee

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3 hours ago, Supernaut said:

I really rate my 61 plate base model example. £20 per year road tax and 55mpg everywhere with me driving it like a cunt. It rides and handles like a slightly bigger Clio, too.

Mine is a relative spring chicken having only done 143k miles.

I did think that the 200k+ example found by @MrGTI6 looked in remarkably good condition. I did think Renault UK press office should buy it and do a press release about it.

Megane definitely future shite for me, eco dizzle and slightly unfashionable. I bet they're gr9. 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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3 hours ago, wesacosa said:

2 grand, Lincs

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Pretty sure that's @Angrydicky's car.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Largely unoxidised Vauxhall Royale 2.8. I've had two of these before and even 10 years ago the spares situation was dire, but look at that interior! ❤️
RED VELOUR FTW!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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FORD COUGAR 2 BARN FIND 2001 MK2 SPARES OR REPAIRS CAPRI 2.8 MONDEO ONLY 6 LEFT - Picture 4 of 18

FORD COUGAR 2 BARN FIND 2001 MK2 SPARES OR REPAIRS CAPRI 2.8 MONDEO ONLY 6 LEFT | eBay

'ONLY 440 MK 2 COUGARS WERE SOLD IN THE UK, SO THIS PUTS THIS CAR IN THE SAME BRACKET AS THE CAPRI 2.8 BROOKLANDS'

That's fantastic news. My 'Toys R Us' purple coloured kazoo (of only 143) must be in the same bracket as a fucking Stradivarius then, M8?

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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There's ridiculous ebay prices, massively overpriced ebay prices and then this; prices so inflated they're funny:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305629698082?itmmeta=01J10FWHD0Y9TTE9QH1F5G3GY2&hash=item4728f31822:g:Fm4AAOSwbXpmctzL&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4G629hGwZTE8vbCSoGNYSoS9TxSoEW4HtUO%2BJwLd0ckHgRWYfqsM4exM2QVOxrH5CYaITy%2FUCZYCxrYFLpCEoISv6agRtxklWuPAmHEwiZQ1G25mAjWvYO4fslIPhrATHQINbdpJIZmXZ0gD%2Bq94EfoHEYdu6h7d8XMUz%2FDV8C0yc%2FM6XQOY1INTHXDhDHMh4gKnROkboRM5R70cmGkS4g1m4nt4gyORgYVD9Z4qzElZh3Lg3LD%2FMlHx1vNM82uXI9HTXBxCrVhxZ9PbPV5FgJqzTU%2FoW6ZkUyPW4%2BrmWZPe|tkp%3ABk9SR8aW8o-IZA

Sorry couldn't find the "ebay bargains" thread.

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Morris Minor 1275 2 door - Picture 1 of 4

Morris Minor 1275 2 door | eBay

Pretty fucked Minor, very honest advert.

Shame there are no photos of the rusted areas. The car had a change in log book in April 2024 so why did he not go back ?

What there is in the MOT history is a wee bit suss too. There is a huge jump in mileage in one year. I appreciate that older cars do not require a test.

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egg

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4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'ONLY 440 MK 2 COUGARS WERE SOLD IN THE UK, SO THIS PUTS THIS CAR IN THE SAME BRACKET AS THE CAPRI 2.8 BROOKLANDS'

just seen that myself, not had the best week, but a good old LOL at that!

'PLEASE - GENUINE ENQUIRIES ONLY - IF YOU KNOW THE CAR, YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT'S RARITY, AND VALUE'

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1161527588492915/

£5k

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Owned since March 96 ,always garaged .No work has been done on the body in terms of filler or paint .Runs perfectly ,new tyres about 6 years ago requires headlining repair and some remedial works .Body was professionally unsealed .MOT till 30/12/24.
Car is stored in Herne Bay ,Kent

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Pam Ayres: 'If you're going to beat yourself up about what Britain did, how far back do you go?'

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 5 of 11

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 9 of 11

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 11 of 11

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 4 of 11

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 2 of 11

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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15 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

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well known for bottom end failures, same as the 200's... and the 200 is also a straight swap  LOL

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