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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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O caravan! My caravan! Our fearful trip is done

there's shit built up upon the rack, the cooker knob has gone

the bottled beer the Bailey's I hear people say revolting

whost ever eats in this kitchen is grim and fucking daring

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But oh heart! Heart! Heart!

I'd rather shit the bed

than on the deck wherest dog food lies

long after camper's foot did tread

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Oh caravan! My caravan! I must rise and find the pills

Rise up for now my arse is stung, for you my bum hole trills

for you bin bag and ribboned 'glass' for you the shores not near, frustatin' 

if Wigan really had a pier you could push the bastard straight in

 

O caravan! Be farther!

The Hiab overhead

It is the dream 'pon council estate

you'd make a chicken shed

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My caravan does not answer,  the fucking things here still

the scrapman wouldn't take it, he hasn't got the will

let alone if it were free of charge it's journey thus not done

for fearful trip this pile of shit  needs two hundred to be won

 

My wife's fucked off to Ring O bells

but I with mournful tread

wank myself to sleep each night

on plastic covered bed

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O caravan! My caravan!

2 berth caravans for sale | eBay

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Wibble Rank: Renault 16

Wibble

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1 hour ago, Split_Pin said:

Thats a very unusual spec. Classic SE with leather and a 1.8 with an auto. Nice colour too.

It will be as slow as a week in Edinburgh though.

But a darn sight cheaper!

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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10 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

Thats a very unusual spec. Classic SE with leather and a 1.8 with an auto. Nice colour too.

It will be as slow as a week in Edinburgh though.

Blackpool though, if it's been parked anywhere near the sea it'll look like it's been in the sea underneath. 

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Opel Senator Longboi edition.

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