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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308241150369

Cheap Clio, Leeds.

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diver side window don't work also it needs new relay fuse sometimes the relay starts clicking and the indicators and wipers stops working also it wont let you start it for 2-3 minutes but once it stops clicking everything is fine

Viva La France

 

goosey Rank: Renault 16

goosey

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15 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

Part of me just wants to arrange to buy that, pay the guy the money, then later on collect it by picking it up with a HIAB by a chain though the front windows while constantly reassuring the guy that you will be as careful as you can 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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17 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

Does Autotrader offer the AI description option like ebay now? The ad reeks of 'the computer writed the wurds for me'. Reading between the poundland poetry though, it does sound like oval fodder. 

goosey Rank: Renault 16

goosey

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21 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308080556586

 

£500, Lincoln, could be a decent buy if it's just a wiring or sensor fault.

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PROUD WINNER OF CUSTOMER CHOICE AWARD 18/19/20/21 BY AUTOTRADER, £500

 

So in 22 and 23 they decided to “rest on their laurels”

come on guys, what happened? Where’s the passion? 
dosent bode well for 24 

Sorry but no dice 

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Rust Collector Rank: Renault 16

Rust Collector

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5 minutes ago, goosey said:

PROUD WINNER OF CUSTOMER CHOICE AWARD 18/19/20/21 BY AUTOTRADER, £500

 

So in 22 and 23 they decided to “rest on their laurels”

come on guys, what happened? Where’s the passion? 
dosent bode well for 24 

Sorry but no dice 

There's a customer service award from 1994 in the meeting room I use for clients at work. I tried to relocate it once and the MD started looking for it, so I had to find that it had been moved for cleaning* and return it. It really makes me cringe.

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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53 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

didnt know BMW did Lizard skin paint??? and 3 series shirley?

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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4 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

didnt know BMW did Lizard skin paint??? and 3 series shirley?

The compact was a 3 series variant yes. But at the same time the 1 series was just a 3 series hatchback really.

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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18 hours ago, High Jetter said:

So you don't want anyone to message you who's not interested?

i am not interested but I have messaged 

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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16 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

"morning mate, I couldn't give a shit about the car. How're you doing?" 

'fuck you i'm fine' will be engraved on my tombstone smh 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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These have gone from a bit 'meh' to hell, yeah! quite rapidly

It's a shame we don't know anyone who lives in this hood who likes BMs, isn't it @sporty-shite?

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BMW e46 1999-2000 323ci coupe auto | eBay

£500/submit best offer. Knock off £12.99 ('Powermaxed' coolant seal repair £8.99,  and say £4 in fuel to everyone's favourite* car parts supplier in Morston Point) and you're on to a winner*

WCPGW?

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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9 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Todays want. 

yeah that's highly desirable, and would be a bit different at 'Ford Fair' or whatever.

BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

wasn't that for sale on here recently?

Yes, it was and still is mine!  Two potential sales in the offing from the ebay ad already though, so fingers crossed....

bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

These have gone from a bit 'meh' to hell, yeah! quite rapidly

It's a shame we don't know anyone who lives in this hood who likes BMs, isn't it @sporty-shite?

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BMW e46 1999-2000 323ci coupe auto | eBay

£500/submit best offer. Knock off £12.99 ('Powermaxed' coolant seal repair £8.99,  and say £4 in fuel to everyone's favourite* car parts supplier in Morston Point) and you're on to a winner*

WCPGW?

 

I would prefer that to any of the hideous monstrous fake grill electric shit they are attempting to sell now.

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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2 hours ago, BeEP said:

Yes, it was and still is mine!  Two potential sales in the offing from the ebay ad already though, so fingers crossed....

Looks honest, no space tho sadly.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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5 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

These have gone from a bit 'meh' to hell, yeah! quite rapidly

It's a shame we don't know anyone who lives in this hood who likes BMs, isn't it @sporty-shite?

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BMW e46 1999-2000 323ci coupe auto | eBay

£500/submit best offer. Knock off £12.99 ('Powermaxed' coolant seal repair £8.99,  and say £4 in fuel to everyone's favourite* car parts supplier in Morston Point) and you're on to a winner*

WCPGW?

 

I generally hate BMWs however I quite like these. But £500 start with a fucked head gasket?

Fuck that shit.

 

 

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