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Reliant Rialto Van | eBay

'I've been sacked as the singer of a D:ream tribute band, as I  kept getting the lyrics wrong. Oh well,  I guess things can only improve'  

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bedford ca dormobile | eBay

'It'll turn heads where ever you go'

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Tbh, I'd be fucking amazed if it turned heads at an owl sanctuary.

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Very early turquoise k11 on auto traderimage.thumb.png.1fb4b19e92cd578d85668319c6dceb8c.png

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34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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bedford ca dormobile | eBay

'It'll turn heads where ever you go'

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Tbh, I'd be fucking amazed if it turned heads at an owl sanctuary.

Wheel adaptors to take Bedford wheels!!!!  ( That have been modified with owners false teeth!!!

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On 02/08/2022 at 15:30, Cavcraft said:

Stand clear, don't man a talk

you can't drive where this stands, you'll have to walk

watch out, it's near Telford you dork

this fuckers broke down it won't come out of the park

I know this for a fact, the engine won't react

the gearbox is probably knack'd

Best you be calling Car Take Back

I'd rather say see ya

coz I could never drive ya

get it on the grab, so I can over see yeah

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the box is hot, the prop has popped, let the AA be your saviour

Jesus lives, or so they say, but even his dad cannot save yer 

changed the camshaft bearings , the bastard hardly ran

there surely can't be justice selling these to the man

bollocks to peace and equality

I'm gunning for the salesman who sold it to me

the current value is minimal

LandRover's build quality is criminal

This has got to cease

coz I'm losing my sanity piece by piece

Woop woop, that's the sound of the police, the engine is deceased

 

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landrover discovery 300tdi, ford mondeo, jaguar, yard sale. | eBay

Disco could be useful if you’re the sort that likes to enforce the speed limit past your house. Just stick that outside, couple of plant pots painted blue on the roof abd everyone hits the brakes.

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1988 Mercedes w201 190d 2.5 turbo.

Rare to see in the UK as only ever sold as LHD. 120bhp om602 so 30 horses more than the naturally aspirated 190d 2.5 and a fair bit more torque. Looks nice at first glance but door shuts show car has had a colour change from a dark (grey /black?) colour to the current white. What a pity. £5000. Forfar Scotchland.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202208038435733?make=Mercedes-Benz&seller-type=private&sort=distance&postcode=ne22te&include-delivery-option=on&radius=1500&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&model=190&page=1

 

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1 hour ago, cort16 said:

You can tell this is a Porsche as it's broken.

EFA

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A smooth 6 cylinder low mileage barge with functioning LPG. This really appeals to me but I think I'd be in real trouble if I bought it. 

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