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This isn't just any shit caravan

Image 1 - Alpine Sprite

Alpine Sprite | eBay

It appears to have the ghost of (the fabulous) Sean Lock in the microwave

Image 10 - Alpine Sprite

'ALMOST FINISHED'

Just needs petrol and a match?

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Dutton Rico.  As you’d need to strip a RWD Ford Escort (value £20,000) for its parts to make this (value £20) it makes the same financial sense as stripping down a renaissance painting to get the screws holding the frame together.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203970657679?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=sryfiu5prpu&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

It’s ugliness is ambiguous as just a bodyshell, let me solve that for you 

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The brochure says it uses DeLorean headlights, which definitely sounds better than Renault 11 ones.

Want to read some words of wisdom from the man himself?  I don’t know what skills you need to stay in the kitcar market for decades, but he’s one of the few that has those skills

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1 hour ago, garethj said:

Dutton Rico.  As you’d need to strip a RWD Ford Escort (value £20,000) for its parts to make this (value £20) it makes the same financial sense as stripping down a renaissance painting to get the screws holding the frame together.

image.thumb.png.f6e050fdeb4d7d2e2882bdf6596b8f09.png
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203970657679?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=sryfiu5prpu&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

It’s ugliness is ambiguous as just a bodyshell, let me solve that for you 

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39589B79-49A4-42A3-8C4B-4BB4DC0F69CD.thumb.jpeg.1dad526021164ccbbb21ed2beda35d02.jpeg

DDF5F564-9A1C-47FD-8F92-11EB01B73CA6.thumb.jpeg.7f52a3fa84dfa2ded600fb63de974fd7.jpeg

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The brochure says it uses DeLorean headlights, which definitely sounds better than Renault 11 ones.

Want to read some words of wisdom from the man himself?  I don’t know what skills you need to stay in the kitcar market for decades, but he’s one of the few that has those skills

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It resembles the unhappy love-child of a Citroen BX 4TC and a FIAT Coupe

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1 hour ago, ProgRocker said:

That's annoying. I'm going through Bourne tomorrow. I hope I don't accidentally buy it

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