eBay tat volume 3.

[wesacosa]

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/902126837220726/?referral_code=bsg_newsfeed

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103019612694

£325

"Low on power but no warning lights on dash | Could be something simple or not"

Pleasant Sunday morning walk with the dog, do I feel lucky,  and what would Mrs BMH say if I returned in this ??

 

 

 

[w00dy]

You don't even get a massive analogue clock.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-E-1-6E-1995-Solair-Limited-Edition-Lean-Burn-69K-Low-Mileage/143970033693

 

[R1152]

52 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

"Low on power but no warning lights on dash | Could be something simple or not"

Pleasant Sunday morning walk with the dog, do I feel lucky,  and what would Mrs BMH say if I returned in this ??

"You'll be hearing from my solicitor..." ?? 🤣

[busmansholiday]

First to see shall buy. No smoking or dog hairs. DOES NOT ALWAYS START.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103059780297

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103019612694

£325

 

"Low on power but no warning lights on dash | Could be something simple or not"

Pleasant Sunday morning walk with the dog, do I feel lucky,  and what would Mrs BMH say if I returned in this ??

 

 

 

 

'1.6TDCi'

 

The chances of it being 'something simple' are about the same as Lenny Henry saying something funny.

[Tubbo]

Bus shite

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/147758417200826/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined

£1650

[Cavcraft]

Lovely WSR Skoda

 

 

SKODA 120L 1987 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

'Taw and Torridge' sound like the ingredients of a witch's spell.

[Cavcraft]

 

Renault master minibus converted into a minibus by atlis see pictures below | eBay

 

'Converted into a minibus'

 

 

As opposed to 'converted into a complete fucking wreck by a passing 15 tonne bomb'?

 

 

[Cavcraft]

I know, said nobody else ever, I think I'll have Peter Jones from 'Dragons Den' with a Transit Mk3 gear lever as a knob doing a Tommy Cooper impression airbrushed onto my bonnet.

 

 

Bmw 520d m sport | eBay

 

 

[outlaw118]

Cheap for a V8, and LOOK AT IT £6502 so far, Bognor Regis https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-ROVER-75-V8-4-6-CONTEMPORARY-SE-AUTO-260-NEW-MOT-SAT-NAV/402720145345?hash=item5dc3fdbfc1:g:BgEAAOSwpJNgO-h7

[Cord Fourteener]

25 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Lovely WSR Skoda

 

 

SKODA 120L 1987 | eBay

Even the colour is right...

[wesacosa]

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/452129996238740/

[face]

On 3/5/2021 at 9:16 PM, Gerrymcd said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ollerton-classic-van-kit-/333911020178?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

WTF.

Thanks for the excuse 👍🏻
 

 

[outlaw118]

Hmmmm can't make my mind up if I like this or not.... £4900 RNM Swindon https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-rolls-royce-Hot-Rod-Rat-Rod-Project/154359986937?hash=item23f0927af9:g:wgUAAOSw9jNgQpB6

[outlaw118]

This however is art. Art is expensive yeah? £21850 to be precise. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-DS-23-Safari-5-speed-manual-uniquely-with-full-Pallas-leather-interior/274701688521?hash=item3ff57f1ec9:g:Z4IAAOSwNIJgBDTe

[outlaw118]

Be like @catsinthewelder R8 220sli currently  £238 no reserve Reading. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-220-SLI-R8-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-DRIVES-HAS-MOT-VERY-RARE-CAR/274709861126?hash=item3ff5fbd306:g:k40AAOSwCHVgQ6mz

[outlaw118]

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Just on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

Quote

it’s been fitted with a more modern 1.9 litre peugeot Xud  Diesel

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

[bogeyhead]

1 minute ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Just on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

Pure vandalism.

[RayMK]

Re: the Humber.  I was instantly put off by the strange two toneness and did not get as far as seeing the inappropriate engine or price.  Those Humbers used to rot furiously.  I'm surprised this one still looks ok - apart from the colours.  

[somewhatfoolish]

To be fair they were not exactly rockets with the original pez lump.

Renner 9 brain fined, 800 BINs, Bonny Troon.

 

 

 

[willswitchengage]

10 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Just on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

So much effort has been put into removing the front engine mount

[500tops]

306 van!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203292935752

[Asimo]

10 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Just on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

That's the first Diesel engined car I've taken a fancy to for ages. Probably not much slower than with the original engine.

[eddyramrod]

On 3/7/2021 at 12:18 AM, outlaw118 said:

Love a Humber Hawk, me. This one looks splendid.

Just on the right side of shabby, daily driver etc. Let's look a little closer shall we children?

WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS???

I bet that's quick*. People like you should be publicly beaten and dismembered in front of their families. Nigh on five bags too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-HUMBER-HAWK-CLASSIC-CAR-WITH-1-9-DIESEL-ENGINE-CONVERSION/294027465839?hash=item447567146f:g:UkMAAOSwGAhgM8JS

No.  Just no.  If you want 5k out of me for your Hawk it had fucking better be running a Mopar 440 and Torqueflite.

[rob88h]

A good number plate can make me want a car that little bit more...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143970314318

[eddyramrod]

Are you top bidder yet?

[face]

I’ll certainly be keeping abreast of the auction.

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Extra-1-4-Petrol-Van-Renault-5-Extra-Van-Retro-Classic/174650060689?hash=item28a9f46f91:g:6pAAAOSwctVgNTmq
 salty but nice