eBay tat volume 3.

[motorpunk]

are folks getting lazy and just posting repeats of what has been shown to us previously without checking the previous (recent) posts?

[captain_70s]

1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Triumph-Acclaim-Automatic-1-3-Petrol-Silver-Barn-Garage-Find-Project/184664405480?hash=item2afedb35e8:g:qe8AAOSwYjdgKSbH

You end up making good use of the rev range with the manual 5 speed, a three speed auto must be chronic.

[cort16]

What the frig

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It has a 4.6 rover v8 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-impreza-4-6-V8-AWD/154327538807?hash=item23eea35c77:g:2YYAAOSwLAtf4ncD

[meggersdog]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chevette-GL-H/303886250289?hash=item46c1083131:g:VVkAAOSw05xgFuC2

[Schaefft]

2 hours ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-Sunbird-gt-coupe/224351074884?hash=item343c5dba44:g:PBEAAOSw1uBgJ~29

I had no clue these could be had with a Turbo, shame about the automatic.

[vaughant]

20 hours ago, doug said:

And the money shot.

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/32822831/clean-title-1981-morr-ital-hl-bristol

 

 

 

Swansea reg as well. 

My old neighbour had one in white... 

Thought it was a bag of shit compared to the old man's 2.0 GL cortina in auto flava. 

They did take us to Porthcawl fair in our once and the dash was cool at night. 

[Cavcraft]

This looks fantastic, not seen one before.

It's a 2009 Daelim B-Bone apparently.  £1,500 Facebook Market Place.

[New POD]

5 hours ago, cort16 said:

What the frig

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-impreza-4-6-V8-AWD/154327538807?hash=item23eea35c77:g:2YYAAOSwLAtf4ncD

I'm not sure a more inappropriate engine conversion could be fitted..I mean anything is better than the Deisel it once was, but a 1950s push rod engine ? 

[Fabergé Greggs]

41 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks fantastic, not seen one before.

It's a 2009 Daelim B-Bone apparently.  £1,500 Facebook Market Place.

Looks like it’s inspired by the Honda Zoomer. You see a few zoomers around London- I wish they did a 125 but I think they’re all 50’s. 

 

[wuvvum]

Mk1 Mondeo with broken autobox.

[wuvvum]

Cheap (currently) Mk1 Astra auto

[Skcat]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Mk1 Mondeo with broken autobox.

I'm a big fan of the phase one mondeo saloon rear end, Looks very American inspired. Such a shame the face-lift looks like it was done by the same person who did the scorpio! 

[horriblemercedes]

9 minutes ago, Skcat said:

I'm a big fan of the phase one mondeo saloon rear end, Looks very American inspired. Such a shame the face-lift looks like it was done by the same person who did the scorpio! 

My grandad bought a used one when he retired because he gave his company car Cavalier back. I always thought the same about it! 

[somewhatfoolish]

Morris 1300 badermatic, 1350 BINs, Norn Irn. Medium crispy.

[somewhatfoolish]

MGB hi-top camper; rather crispy. Norn Irn.

Also; get a load of this shite! The lost valley of the dinosaurs Sherpas is in Herefordshire.

[Dirk Diggler]

2000 Honda accord coupe - €1100 

Baby NSX, innit 😅 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/00-honda-accord-coupe/27044514

[somewhatfoolish]

Strictly for the terminally optimistic/brave/stupid; seized XJ12, Norn Irn. AS colours.

[somewhatfoolish]

For all your neighbourhood dispute arbitration needs; the Vickers Defence Systems FH70 155mm howitzer, 12,500 BINs, Gainsborough.

[RobT]

 

Ugandan missionary garage find

I may have re-arranged the words slightly, but it's all there.  Fairly cheap still for a 5 these days.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-TR-44k-genuine-miles-MOT-1989/333885704895

[RobT]

i was told by previous owner that the car had spent over 20 years in a garage 

Long-winded version of you-know-what.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-ford-cortina-2-0GL-poss-PX/124574611529?hash=item1d0139b849:g:yU0AAOSwHHxfx14W

 

[RobT]

Seller sounds a bit annoying, but the 19 looks alright.  New springs on the front probably account for the comedy ride height.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-RENAULT-19-TSE-LOOK-TRASH-CAN-CLASSIC-LOOK-1-START/224352381561?hash=item343c71aa79:g:8ywAAOSwJnxgKX13

[RobT]

Cor this looks lovely.

£700 spent recently £799 NO OFFERS EVER!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/92J-NOSTALGIC-106-XN-53k-Full-MOT-SOLID-700-spent-recently-799-NO-OFFERS-EVER/233894565857?hash=item367533d7e1:g:KHoAAOSwu51gJ36~

[Soundwave]

55 minutes ago, RobT said:

Cor this looks lovely.

£700 spent recently £799 NO OFFERS EVER!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/92J-NOSTALGIC-106-XN-53k-Full-MOT-SOLID-700-spent-recently-799-NO-OFFERS-EVER/233894565857?hash=item367533d7e1:g:KHoAAOSwu51gJ36~

Nice car, but the seller sounds like an absolute cunt and/or possibly mentally ill. 

Also "It's had the clocks changed" is up there with "they all do that, sir" in the complete-bollocks-that-sellers-say stakes.
 

[Schaefft]

600 quid Lincoln Continental with relatively low miles. Its been off the road since 2009 so it probably needs a few things. Might be a good deal for someone who doesnt mind the lack of V8.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274683586248?ul_noapp=true

[Wilko220]

23 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Nice car, but the seller sounds like an absolute cunt

Always good to be able to confirm 

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the genuinty of the mileage

especially when a car is 

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UNDENIABLY an HEAD TURNER

 

[mitsisigma01]

1 hour ago, RobT said:

Cor this looks lovely.

£700 spent recently £799 NO OFFERS EVER!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/92J-NOSTALGIC-106-XN-53k-Full-MOT-SOLID-700-spent-recently-799-NO-OFFERS-EVER/233894565857?hash=item367533d7e1:g:KHoAAOSwu51gJ36~

Reasons to buy from us

• Honesty, Trustworthy OAP pensioners who just want to spread JOY!!! 
• ** TWO THICK bastards have been in touch today asking if I would take less, NO was replied to one the other got told to PISS OFF...**
• sounds like a lovely bloke.. Just finished has anger management course. 
• Argos catologues needed🤔

[mitsisigma01]

He's also selling a Berlingo...

PROFIT is NOT our AIM

they carry all our stuff which can be at least 12 full petrol and diesel cans, 3 huge document boxes, tools in case of (nuts that is) battery pack, water, screen washer fluid, OIL, tyre compressors, dildos and the occasional pot to piss in!

🤔🤔 

[mitsisigma01]

Recommissioned by our own SPECIALISTS in time honoured fashion, we buy them in some states of repair and then REFURBISH them to their former GLORY

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

• Offside Rear Registration plate lamp inoperative in the case of multiple lamps or light sources (4.7.1 (b) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• Offside Front Seat belt buckle slightly damaged (7.1.2 (d))
• Central Exhaust mounting defective (6.1.2 (a))
• Rear beam axle corroded.
• Shock absorbers has slight external damage to the casing Both rear. (5.3.2 (b))
• Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material Offside front to rear and both rear. (1.1.11 (c))

They've done a thorough job on the Berlingo then... This was the retest🙄

[cort16]

Who you gonna call?

car take back?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/755322282050381/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined

[Austat]

Rus(T)set brown Mini 1000, interesting car as apparently it's a 1976 model but on an X plate. The seller says it was registered in 1980 however suffix X plates were issued between August 1981 to July 1982:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-classic-mini-russet-brown-MOT-and-tax-exempt/303886507971?hash=item46c10c1fc3:g:jg4AAOSwmWhgKZIe