eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Seat marbella "Jeans" 1991 (Fiat Panda built in Spain) classic car | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

 

P reg Renault traffic camper 2 berth | eBay

 

Doesn't that yellow squiggle on the screen mean it's been salvaged?

[Cavcraft]

 

Converted BT Box Trailer - Welfare Site Office / Events / Workshop / Camper | eBay

 

Described as 'Welfare site office' but looks more like a portable field mouse torturing centre.

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Got a retro caravan? Then you need an ACME minge wrinkler

 

 

ACME WASHING MANGLE WRINGER | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1998 MAZDA 323 1.5 PETROL | eBay

 

[Wilko220]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203257818404

[Wilko220]

Belgian flavour Landcrab

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324442936734

[SteersWithThrottle]

5 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Very cheap 309, some assembly required:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/253854899443565

The number plate is telling you it wants to die with dignity

[Wilko220]

The concept of owning such a machine might well be “breathtaking”, but with only one photo and a weird description it looks like a dodgy scam

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154309937558
 

 

[Wilko220]

BRAN FNID Metro that looks like it could be alright at the current price

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154311474402

 

[SiC]

27 minutes ago, Wilko220 said:

Belgian flavour Landcrab

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324442936734

The guy selling that is one of us. You'll find the for sale thread on here too. 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

36 minutes ago, Wilko220 said:

The concept of owning such a machine might well be “breathtaking”, but with only one photo and a weird description it looks like a dodgy scam

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154309937558
 

 

100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

[wuvvum]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

VOLVO G89 Tractor unit 1977 Real one off 100 tonner | eBay

 

'I have been offered near asking price for cab alone'

 

Helpfully* the price is either £45,000+Vat, £54,000 or £80,000.

To be fair, £45,000 + VAT is £54,000...

[wuvvum]

32 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

Not sure the scam would be worth the time spent TBH - he's got 1,630 vehicles listed, and every time eBay pulls them he presumably has to open a new Gmail account, hack another eBay account and relist them all.

[Floatylight]

Not AS money but paging @Six-cylinder

https://www.facebook.com/groups/retrocarparts/permalink/4271889326160852/

[New POD]

6 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

100% scam. That Herpa was advertised around a year ago iirc and was a damn sight pricier than that. Mega low miles though. Those listings with the 'contact me on the sketchy sounding e mail address' with random, low prices are always bent. 

I reported it. Is that allowed? 

[willswitchengage]

7 hours ago, Rovorsche said:

Not Ebay but its worth a look anyway

 

 

Think Isuzu.....

 

Think sporty....

 

Think Quirky Turbo Japanese 4wd ......

 

Open AutoTrader .......

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/201904307478180

Isuzu Gemini Irmscher R 180PS TB4WD Very Rare Gd 4 B Fresh Rust Free Import 1.6 4dr

Price £9,950

I thought it was a Piazza, but it isnt, no matter how good the rest is....... Those bloody lights, what were they thinking ?

It's been advertised for probably at least a year now. GLWTS M8

[Dick Cheeseburger]

2 hours ago, New POD said:

I reported it. Is that allowed? 

Hero. 

[willswitchengage]

omg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Honda-Civic-CRX-1-5i-Red-Two-Tone-PGM-Fi-43000-Miles/193861660507?hash=item2d230e2f5b:g:6JIAAOSw5VVgDJRY

Priced half of that Irish cunt's one that has been on CaC for half a year.

Looks mildly chavved up but not molested. Annoyingly the seller looks like a flipper judging by the purchase date and his other items, but the price doesn't look too far off the realistic market. The ad is largely the usual copy and paste from wikipedia with only a couple of lines actually relevant to the car itself.

Email sent!

 

[cort16]

8 grand!

Quote

All documents to register in UK, all taxes paid, just needs an MOT to complete application to register

I'm sure that MOT will be a breeze

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Porsche-928-GTS-5-4-LHD-damaged-spares-repair-project/124531718516?hash=item1cfeab3974:g:SNMAAOSwePdf5yVk

[cort16]

This is £7500 and while it has many problems it has an MOT and doesn't look like it's been in a lake for 5 years although I realise it's not a GTS

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Porsche-928-S-Series-4-5-0-V8-6-months-Mot-spares-or-repair/114623808117?hash=item1ab01c8275:g:vHYAAOSwiZpfealk

[SteersWithThrottle]

18 minutes ago, cort16 said:

8 grand!

I'm sure that MOT will be a breeze

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Porsche-928-GTS-5-4-LHD-damaged-spares-repair-project/124531718516?hash=item1cfeab3974:g:SNMAAOSwePdf5yVk

8 bags for a car that's clearly been rolled over down a banking and into a lake, and with a ton of missing parts, but HPI haven't recorded the damage so it's ok... what a c*nt

15 minutes ago, cort16 said:

This is £7500 and while it has many problems it has an MOT and doesn't look like it's been in a lake for 5 years although I realise it's not a GTS

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Porsche-928-S-Series-4-5-0-V8-6-months-Mot-spares-or-repair/114623808117?hash=item1ab01c8275:g:vHYAAOSwiZpfealk

Much want, much couldn't afford the maintenance costs...

[Cavcraft]

The holy grail of 25s: 

211

Non-metallic paint

3 door

Wheel trims

Keep fit windows

ROVER 211 1100cc..2000 V PLATE...DONE 75K..MOT AUGUST 2021..RARE SURVIVOR | eBay

 

Get into my watch list, you sexy little bastard.

[Austat]

A Triumph Acclaim with a matte-black bonnet should interest someone here:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Acclaim-HLS-Trio-manual-conversion/254848472225?hash=item3b562714a1:g:OJUAAOSw~UJgEslH

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-MK2-1500-SUPER-4-DOOR-40-000-MILES-FROM-NEW/154311373179?hash=item23edacb17b:g:b2cAAOSwZ51gFGBb

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-Mk1-1983-Yreg-totally-standard-runs-and-drives-well-Needs-welding/143932669847?hash=item21830e3f97:g:MPYAAOSwHCFgFC01

[Wilko220]

@Austat Have you just done an eBay search for “cars with fantastic SERCK number plates?”

[Austat]

1 minute ago, Wilko220 said:

@Austat Have you just done an eBay search for “cars with fantastic SERCK number plates?

I would overuse that search function if it existed!

[SiC]

32 minutes ago, Austat said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-MK2-1500-SUPER-4-DOOR-40-000-MILES-FROM-NEW/154311373179?hash=item23edacb17b:g:b2cAAOSwZ51gFGBb

LOL OOPS

I'd be very surprised if this sold for under a grand though.

[Asimo]

Tick that Prius box for £995. 
Is this a no MOT, lockdown-can’t-be-arsed bargain?

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202101308504193