eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

Looks a bit like a squished Mk1 Ibiza from the front.

[Dirk Diggler]

If the engine pic hadn't been included I don't think I would have believed 49cc

[spartacus]

What will an unrestricted 'road tune' 50cc two stroke make, 8hp?

That's a complete guess.

[wuvvum]

That'll probably be a Mobylette-based engine - in road tune they don't make much more than 4bhp (the engine in mine is 3.5).  You can tune them to a lot more, but then they become peaky as f*ck and thus completely useless for powering something as heavy as that Ligier.

[spartacus]

That's what I thought. So, with two people in I'm assuming you'd have to plan your journeys carefully, no steep inclines?

[wuvvum]

I wouldn't fancy climbing the Alpe d'Huez two-up, but those 50cc microcars were so comically low-geared that they will manage a reasonable incline before grinding to a halt.  The flip side of course being that at 6,000rpm they're doing about 22mph.

[UltraWomble]

Are they chain driven or direct drive?

Im just wondering how much of an arse ache it would be to pop in a more useable engine such as one of the many 125cc pit bike engines that clutter eBay

[LightBulbFun]

9 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Are they chain driven or direct drive?

Im just wondering how much of an arse ache it would be to pop in a more useable engine such as one of the many 125cc pit bike engines that clutter eBay

a lot of these are CVT powered and where aimed for Sans permis market, so have a lot of restrictions because of that with a top speed of 28Mph or so

(in EU law they are technically classed as Quadracycles rather then cars)

[Fabergé Greggs]

280,000 miles [autoshite mode] so all the little faults should have been ironed out by now [/autoshite mode]

£475 or offers. 

[Wack]

Fits in a standard garage , hmm if only it were empty, I've got a dinky of this  I'd struggle to fit in mine

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/735003700745925/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Fabergé Greggs]

8 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Someone needs to move ASAP on this pls

@HMC?

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1304813

Someone needs to check the thread 2 posts ago ASAP pls 😇

[BorniteIdentity]

3 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Someone needs to check the thread 2 posts ago ASAP pls 😇

Apologies - deleted now.

Good find that.

[Fabergé Greggs]

1 minute ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Apologies - deleted now.

Good find that.

No need to apologise or delete- more "great minds" etc. Indeed @HMC or @marm should move on it with haste 

[Rocket88]

21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

reliant rialto car | eBay

 

'The v5 that comes with it is in the old openers name.'

 

 

 

 

Len Hutton ?

[willswitchengage]

21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Hands up who thinks Ivecos are shit

 

 

Mobile Bus Bar, Double Decker Bus with fully operational pub fitted | eBay

1, 2, 3... yep, more than 15 attendees. Sorry, Priti, is it only house parties? Ok, no £800 fines being given this evening then.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-s3-/1395111107

Thank fuck we don't* know anybody on here who lives in this town.

[bigstraight6]

22 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Look at this steaming turd of a thing

 

 

VW Bora Sport Custom/Rat Look Mk4 Golf Front End | eBay

 

'There has been a lot of time and effort gone into this car'

 

Fuck knows where though.

It might have taken a bit of effort screwing that old pallet to the roof bars! 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/punto-car/1394841194

That really is the only picture.

[egg]

https://www.subito.it/auto/tata-indica-1-4-bz-metano-neopatentati-2013-brescia-369746074.htm

2nd gen Tata Indica in Italy? 

[Fabergé Greggs]

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Starts and drives like an old car

 

[Fabergé Greggs]

Pull up a seat, kick back and watch as the ULEZ purges North London of W124s. 

[500tops]

Tidy looking AX Denzel - £450

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-CITROEN-AX-1-4-DIESEL/203255095284?hash=item2f52f29ff4:g:BgEAAOSwzEdgCabH

[Wack]

1 hour ago, willswitchengage said:

1, 2, 3... yep, more than 15 attendees. Sorry, Priti, is it only house parties? Ok, no £800 fines being given this evening then.

I watched the police dispersing a house party on TV ,must've been 100 people there but they just appeared to be letting them go 

WTF , 2 women drive 5 miles for a socially distanced walk with coffee and get a £200 fine( now cancelled) but 100 people take the piss and nothing 

[Cavcraft]

 

Citroen BX RD Estate | eBay

[Cavcraft]

 

Recovery truck ford transit smiley crew cab | eBay

 

[Agila]

22 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Pull up a seat, kick back and watch as the ULEZ purges North London of W124s. 

"Front seats need a clean"

 

From Wikipedia

Understatement is a form of speech or disclosure which contains an expression of lesser strength than what would be expected. It is the opposite of an embellishment. The rhetorical form of understatement is litotes in which understatement is used for emphasis and irony. This is not to be confused with euphemism, where a polite phrase is used in place of a harsher or more offensive expression.

Understatement may also be called underexaggeration to denote lesser enthusiasm. Understatement also merges the comic with the ironic, as in Mark Twain’s comment, “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”^[1]

 

^{Interior grime aside that looks excellent.}

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

1969 Vauxhall Victor | eBay

 

It's even on crossplies!

[Cavcraft]

A piss coloured, piss stained old mess...

 

...and a tarpaulin.

MG MIDGET SPARES REPAIR | eBay

[wuvvum]

Do I need another broken old Merc in my life?

This one's a Sonderklasse so a bit posher than my last one - still needs an MOT though unfortunately.

[wuvvum]

 

Fabia TDI estate with a full test for £700 BIN

However

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Took in part ex from a old chap

 

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SEATS ARE VERY DIRTY

🤢