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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ok, ok, maybe someone would piss on an Iv*co

 

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Iveco | eBay

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

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Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

for 500 blip id buy this

https://www.kaidee.com/product-360122601

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Ford Cargo horsebo11ox.  With 110bhp and a 4-speed gearbox it's not going to be a ball of fire, but these are normally a decent enough steer for an old lorry (as long as they have PAS - some of the early ones didn't).

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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On 1/13/2021 at 10:14 PM, SteersWithThrottle said:

The correct engine in a Transit County is the Essex, much better than some rattley old oil burner.

  

On 1/13/2021 at 10:11 PM, Cavcraft said:

 

 

Ford transit county 4x4 camper | eBay

 

 

OH FUCKING NO. 

Rusty Old Rubbish: FOTU 2019: Classic Parking Top Ten

That looked like this at FOTU 2019. What fucking arsecunt ruined that?

vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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23 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

I can guarantee if I saw this I’d think it’s owned by someone who cashed in a £5,000 endowment policy and manages a pub with a flat roof. Drives a Mercedes S-class but pays for the gas and electric on a card £5 a time at the post office.
 

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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1 hour ago, vaughant said:

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

So true. Son a recovering heroin addict with a solitary tear tattooed under his eye. Wife is orange with a face like Roy Rogers saddle bag and a voice made dry by a 40 a day habit. Stinks of fried food. Spends at least £80 a week on bingo. Smokes Ducados or West fags (those cheap high tar fuckers that are £25 for 200 in Tenerife). 

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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9 minutes ago, hairnet said:

^^ so id have to do a sooty and sweep and knee down in the back of that :D

 

think anyone would, and where do you sleep??????????????????

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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20 hours ago, Supernaut said:

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Aye, just an old Proton. I know we like these round here.

 

But...

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/lada-proton/1394725538

 

Also yes. The seller thinks it's a "Lada Proton".

 

J REG PROTON 

IT MUST BE SAVED 

[ps: wasn't 'LadaProton' or 'ProtonLada' the name of the fruitcake poster who used to ramble on about these? What a Saga...] 

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Quintus Rank: BL Wedge

Quintus

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22 minutes ago, bezzabsa said:

think anyone would, and where do you sleep??????????????????

That's what I was wondering. Aimed at dwarves perhaps? Bet it handles dreadfully too.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Absolutely no idea, captain, would assume they're next door to whoever is selling the caravan.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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Lotus Excel for a guess.

I don't understand folk not giving some idea of what they want for a car. I could be interested in that beige Cavalier with the red top but I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to deal with somebody who won't give a price. Presumably he wants crazy money for it.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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9 minutes ago, spartacus said:

Lotus Excel for a guess.

I don't understand folk not giving some idea of what they want for a car. I could be interested in that beige Cavalier with the red top but I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to deal with somebody who won't give a price. Presumably he wants crazy money for it.

There's 2 things that reduce the value for me personally, the carbs.  Why the fuck?  Surely the XE is better on injection.  And if it needs more, surely some fancy throttle bodies are more appropriate? 

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