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Amishtat Rank: Renault 16

Amishtat

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43 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

This is as fucked as ever, but the price has come down.

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Wow... That's M & S fucked.. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ok, ok, maybe someone would piss on an Iv*co

 

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Iveco | eBay

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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2 hours ago, strangeangel said:

Not nearly as shiny, but just as appealing in its own way, is this magnificent old warrior:

 

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Tree fiddy! What are you waiting for??

 

for 500 blip id buy this

https://www.kaidee.com/product-360122601

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Ford Cargo horsebo11ox.  With 110bhp and a 4-speed gearbox it's not going to be a ball of fire, but these are normally a decent enough steer for an old lorry (as long as they have PAS - some of the early ones didn't).

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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On 1/13/2021 at 10:14 PM, SteersWithThrottle said:

The correct engine in a Transit County is the Essex, much better than some rattley old oil burner.

  

On 1/13/2021 at 10:11 PM, Cavcraft said:

 

 

Ford transit county 4x4 camper | eBay

 

 

OH FUCKING NO. 

Rusty Old Rubbish: FOTU 2019: Classic Parking Top Ten

That looked like this at FOTU 2019. What fucking arsecunt ruined that?

vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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23 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

I can guarantee if I saw this I’d think it’s owned by someone who cashed in a £5,000 endowment policy and manages a pub with a flat roof. Drives a Mercedes S-class but pays for the gas and electric on a card £5 a time at the post office.
 

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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1 hour ago, vaughant said:

I am reading this on a skiving shit break in work and can guarantee I'm actually laughing out loud, especially about the flat roof bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 

 

Absolute gold. 

 

I reckon all of us over 40 know someone like that, driving a biggish merc /bmw/lexus who still thinks it's a rich man's car after all these years when the 18yr old gap year barmaids fiat 500 is worth double what the landlords motor is. 

 

Classic. 

 

To add to the stereotype:

- long hair, even if bald on top, some sort of facial hair, smokes rollies

-married to a blonde barmaid who was a sort in her day but now is like his car, well past its best

-boy in prison/alchy/drug problem, too much time unsupervised as a teenager with access to alcohol, your parents owned a pub which = naturally popular, wrong crowd etc

-covid has killed off any hope of resurrecting the pub after a 20 minute slot with Tom Kerridge on BBC promoting the place, hence the sale of the "big" car, cheers Boris. 

- he will cry when sold and drive a daewoo matiz, but the blonde will stay, they've seen hard times before and stayed together. 

- inherits £5000 from an unknown uncle, straight out to buy above car, back in the big time. 

 

Possibly.... 

So true. Son a recovering heroin addict with a solitary tear tattooed under his eye. Wife is orange with a face like Roy Rogers saddle bag and a voice made dry by a 40 a day habit. Stinks of fried food. Spends at least £80 a week on bingo. Smokes Ducados or West fags (those cheap high tar fuckers that are £25 for 200 in Tenerife). 

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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9 minutes ago, hairnet said:

^^ so id have to do a sooty and sweep and knee down in the back of that :D

 

think anyone would, and where do you sleep??????????????????

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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20 hours ago, Supernaut said:

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Aye, just an old Proton. I know we like these round here.

 

But...

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/lada/lada-proton/1394725538

 

Also yes. The seller thinks it's a "Lada Proton".

 

J REG PROTON 

IT MUST BE SAVED 

[ps: wasn't 'LadaProton' or 'ProtonLada' the name of the fruitcake poster who used to ramble on about these? What a Saga...] 

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Quintus Rank: BL Wedge

Quintus

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22 minutes ago, bezzabsa said:

think anyone would, and where do you sleep??????????????????

That's what I was wondering. Aimed at dwarves perhaps? Bet it handles dreadfully too.

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