eBay tat volume 3.

8,428 · October 27, 2020

5 hours ago, sdkrc said:

This is groundbreakingly shit in all the right ways

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133552490123

That is dreamily shit! Proper cloud nine. £510 seems a bit much though

135,766 · October 27, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Terracan-CDX-2-9-CRTD-Spares-or-Repairs/114485941210?hash=item1aa7e4d3da:g:rKQAAOSwWSxfmIAX

'Just failed MOT on welding'

And about 275,000 other things. In fact, if you're bored the MOT history of this car is comically bad.

135,766 · October 27, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-streetwise-s103-spares-and-repairs/203155687605?hash=item2f4d05c8b5:g:dWQAAOSw33FfmFrx

'spares repairs due to tapping noise but goes quiet after a while'

Asking for a friend: that likely to be sticking tappets?

8,428 · October 27, 2020

12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Terracan-CDX-2-9-CRTD-Spares-or-Repairs/114485941210?hash=item1aa7e4d3da:g:rKQAAOSwWSxfmIAX

'Just failed MOT on welding'

And about 275,000 other things. In fact, if you're bored the MOT history of this car is comically bad.

That thing hasn't had much love, has it?

Among many, I really liked these:

NEARSIDE SIDE STEP CORRODED LIKLEY TO FALL OFF
OFFSIDE SIDE STEP CORRODED LIKLEY TO FALL OFF

135,766 · October 27, 2020

This looks eye bleedingly awful

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Vivaro-1-9CDTI-100PS-Van-2-7t-PANEL-VAN-Diesel-Manual/224211372311?hash=item34340a0917:g:CRwAAOSwDr9fmG8b

Seems a bit vague about what his 'phone number is.

15,541 · October 27, 2020

7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

This looks eye bleedingly awful

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Vivaro-1-9CDTI-100PS-Van-2-7t-PANEL-VAN-Diesel-Manual/224211372311?hash=item34340a0917:g:CRwAAOSwDr9fmG8b

Seems a bit vague about what his 'phone number is.

You just know that whoever made that is a massive twat.

3,013 · October 27, 2020

All the talk of slush boxes on the last page brought this to mind - complicated beast that ZF 8 speed auto. Interesting /mind-numbingly boring depending on your mood.

5,320 · October 27, 2020

Always liked these big old Hondas

No idea how to share a link from FB, so here's a screenshot

October 27, 2020

Mini Clubman Estate in a state anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-CLUBMAN-VAN-ESTATE-SWAP-SPARE-OR-REPAIR-MINI-COOPER/233759494112?hash=item366d26cfe0:g:9HYAAOSwlIZfmAxB

Already painted, just needs a bonnet, seats, bumpers, a rear door, sills, the engine got running and the jobs a good one. Maybe.

Cat C some time ago but what do you expect for £2500?

18,091 · October 27, 2020

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2691645364382760

.........they call him mellow yellow.........

18,091 · October 27, 2020

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/390515848659241

a floppy topped mark 2 pug 306, with a clutch on its way out.

but its on for £850 so that should make it ok, surely?

18,091 · October 27, 2020

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4579329365472509

apart from been as water tight as the average colander, what else can go wrong with these, cos i think they could be ok to drive.

soggy, wet and mildewed to hell inside apart, of course.

3,330 · October 27, 2020

£545

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/798757910944141/

October 28, 2020

Not sure if you’ve had this?

Also not sure if I’m posting this right. Apologies if I’m wrong.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1987-renault-11-boston-gtl-14-petrol-classic-car/1388450481?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

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6,600 · October 28, 2020

You don't see many of these anymore, especially in this condition.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-mk5-1-6-LX-1991/154121478971?hash=item23e25b233b:g:oIcAAOSwDkJfe1Ii

6,600 · October 28, 2020

Pity about the passenger door. Nice colour though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Estate-1-3-Petrol-1991-59k-rare-classic-project/203154965736?hash=item2f4cfac4e8:g:kskAAOSwiEFfmC8e

90,610 · October 28, 2020

Cheap previously lightly crashed new gen shite Bravo for £400

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/2007-fiat-bravo-/1388539861

4,355 · October 28, 2020

1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said:

You don't see many of these anymore, especially in this condition.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-mk5-1-6-LX-1991/154121478971?hash=item23e25b233b:g:oIcAAOSwDkJfe1Ii

Reminds me of Hendry, I reckon he would have liked this.:-/

21,033 · October 28, 2020

2 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

You don't see many of these anymore, especially in this condition.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-mk5-1-6-LX-1991/154121478971?hash=item23e25b233b:g:oIcAAOSwDkJfe1Ii

That is loverley

I like a CVH

20,319 · October 28, 2020

*frenzy *crisis

https://rod.kaidee.com/product-358961371

@Conan

63,977 · October 28, 2020

14 hours ago, cort16 said:

Cute little fella

That's the second Be-1 in a week!

63,977 · October 28, 2020

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/862823397585156/

Nice looking Felly.

4,431 · October 28, 2020

50 minutes ago, hairnet said:

*frenzy *crisis

https://rod.kaidee.com/product-358961371

@Conan

Am I right that that's £1,400~ or so? Absolute bargain...

4,744 · October 28, 2020

Ready to work...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264908596298

10,089 · October 28, 2020

14 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Ready to work...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264908596298

This deserves a picture for posterity, it's not every day you see a purple and rust Mazda Bongo hearse!

According to the seller it was converted in Portugal and until recently was used by a charity shop to collect donations!

20,540 · October 28, 2020

13 hours ago, Garythesnail said:

All the talk of slush boxes on the last page brought this to mind - complicated beast that ZF 8 speed auto. Interesting /mind-numbingly boring depending on your mood.

Aren't they on a 9 speed now? It's like the old Gillette-Wilkinsons wars where they kept dispassionately adding more blades.

4,431 · October 28, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Renault-Twingo-project-barn-find-READ-DESCRIPTION/353252139970?hash=item523f77e3c2:g:QloAAOSwQ5tflxk~

Absolutley hanging - but good spares for someone - £200 atm

65,438 · October 28, 2020

Anyone feeling brave?

7,534 · October 28, 2020

1 hour ago, SmokinWaffle said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Renault-Twingo-project-barn-find-READ-DESCRIPTION/353252139970?hash=item523f77e3c2:g:QloAAOSwQ5tflxk~

Absolutley hanging - but good spares for someone - £200 atm

Sacré bleu! C'est une merde rouillée!

41,163 · October 28, 2020

15 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4579329365472509

apart from been as water tight as the average colander, what else can go wrong with these, cos i think they could be ok to drive.

soggy, wet and mildewed to hell inside apart, of course.

I loved mine. One of the few cars I really regret selling.

They're pretty fragile cars though. You have to remember the warranty claims on them pretty much broke SMART by 2008 and had to be bailed out by Daimler (Mercedes).

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