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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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Auction title: classic mini

 

$(KGrHqUOKpIFGu3RfJOfBRv18GIHo!~~60_58.J

 

I'm no marketing expert, but I think your title would have benefited from at least one additional descriptor.

 

 

Thats not half bad,

holbeck Rank: Renault 16

holbeck

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NOT DULUX LAURA ASHLEY GRANDAD'S PYJAMAS JELLIED EELS B&Q BARGAIN BUCKET 

 

 

$(KGrHqZ,!qgFHJYIhmz!BR6VmQHIZ!~~60_12.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-PILOT-VAN-unique-paintwork-MOT-March-22nd-2014-Tax-Feb-2014-/200944511470?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item2ec939e9ee

 

'Exceptionally heavy rain gets into front doors'

 

That sounds like a posh euphemism for 'gets birds fizzing at the bung hole.'

I'm looking for a van at the moment, sadly it might have to be this one as nothing else is coming up with tax and test at that money. What a bummer.

meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

meshking

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NOT DULUX LAURA ASHLEY GRANDAD'S PYJAMAS JELLIED EELS B&Q BARGAIN BUCKET 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-PILOT-VAN-unique-paintwork-MOT-March-22nd-2014-Tax-Feb-2014-/200944511470?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item2ec939e9ee

 

'Exceptionally heavy rain gets into front doors'

 

That sounds like a posh euphemism for 'gets birds fizzing at the bung hole.'

Just needs "optional saucy lady" and it's a newer Spinal Tap van judging by the interior

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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I quite like the 'flock wallpaper' style paint treatment, although I reckon 'Magnolia' or 'Antique Cream' would look nicer than 'Aquamarine'.

 

The inside is diabolical though.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Avantime's got me a bit light headed. I recon if I still had the money I'd spluffed on my XJR this would be heading north. I don't though of course.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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If you are a sad person, like me, you always check to see what else a vendor might be selling, so I was delighted to see that the vendor of the Hillman Husky is also flogging a delightfully manky Land-Rover and a Cavette spec. Astra

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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If you are a sad person, like me, you always check to see what else a vendor might be selling, so I was delighted to see that the vendor of the Hillman Husky is also flogging a delightfully manky Land-Rover and a Cavette spec. Astra

 and a moggie traveller X2

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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Professional bare metal repaint in 2006?

 

Looking at the state of the windscreen surround cack handed wobfest in 2006 would be more appropriate. 

maxpower Rank: Citroen Ami

maxpower

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"I purchased the vehicle in 2007 and have maintained it to a high standard ever since."

 

What he really means is he bought it in 2007 and done fug all to it since.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Are those old sherpa rear quarter bumpers and lights??

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Are those old sherpa rear quarter bumpers and lights??

 

I think you're right, though they've cunningly turned the units around so you can't* tell. Crafty.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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1725cc with Borg-Warner auto

 

 

URGH

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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thats looks alright for 500 quid

 

sell the wheels, roof rack and nasty add-ons, weigh the tax in and  you have got a free car

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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thats looks alright for 500 quid

 

sell the wheels, roof rack and nasty add-ons, weigh the tax in and  you have got a free car

 

The roof rack is the only add on I'd keep.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I put this on Plasticvandan's request for a small plop of a car but I'm not sure it fits the bill.

 

Old giffer rear arch repairs, it's now down to £250 but (understandably) the seller doesn't want any messers at this price.

 

$T2eC16J,!w0E9szN((cJBR8PmRCIhg~~48_80.J

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