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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said:

G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG.

And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*...

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According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats. 

It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere! 
 

Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB

 

 

Of all the wheels to put on, it has those bloody Audi RS style wheels too!

barefoot Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said:

G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG.

And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*...

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According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats. 

It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere! 
 

Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB

Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time?

It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time.

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35 minutes ago, barefoot said:

Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time?

It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time.

Probably worth breaking for parts, but that's about it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Bizarrely, rather than the entire vehicle, you just get some of the cab (but all of the rust) and the engine and box, as they're chopping the rest of the chassis off and keeping it

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Terrier-1984-front-end-including-running-engine-and-gearbox/184396636472?hash=item2aeee56138:g:aXoAAOSwYYBfMXW9

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-90-classic-car-in-need-of-total-restoration/124293507990?hash=item1cf0786b96:g:TrwAAOSw1IBfMZMu

 

Best to keep away from the interior if you don't like cob webs, but kudos for starting a lacquer peeled map of the UK on the bonnet.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-ambulance-part-converted-to-motor-home/233676360384?hash=item3668324ac0:g:FYcAAOSwhhJfMY5j

 

 

'We use a blow up bed for sleeping '

 

Being honest, I'd rather use a blow up girlfriend for shagging, than sleep  in this thing. 

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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An eager beaver next to a sceptic tank. It's the sort of thing Jim 'unfunny stupid fat twat' Davidson could make a thousand 'jokes' out of.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eager-beaver-APFLT-british-army-artic-cab-In-need-of-restoration-ROF/174388128792?hash=item289a57ac18:g:V10AAOSwNmRfMZHy

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn

 

'Unfinished campervan project'

 

Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the  bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

 

Fairly convinced that some millionaire's shortbread avec scrambled  egg is probably quite a unique selling feature. 

 

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'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

 

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16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

 Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.

I read that

re read that

Looked at the photos

And Im still none the wiser WTF

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That's a terrifying mix of nutty listings, so on one page we can chose from a rusting hulk full of gym floor mats which the seller is proposing a syndicated ownership of, a Fiat Ulysse who's seller seems convinced that they've got a sparkling rare classic and not, one might say, an aging van with windows, soggy carpets and twelve bottles of turtlewax smeared over it,  a Renault Scenic with a breeze block stuck to the carpet with expanding foam and a weird electric bike thing you're not allowed to use.

I do quite like the Fiat, mind, I'd have that.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-FTO-2-0-V6/124280958013?hash=item1cefb8ec3d%3Ag%3AagkAAOSwr21e~Ppm&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000

 

Every time I see one of these I expect it to be piloted by some shaven haired bloke with 'tribal' head/face/neck tattoos and his nan's tights over the back lights.  

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Proper bike

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/James-Captain-K7-motorcycle-1955/333681100093?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D4cba5801e17143fb87af1048a396ef44%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324257483021%26itm%3D333681100093%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

had a few James but never this model Captain

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On 8/9/2020 at 9:50 PM, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

 

Looks like he has done a job on a pawn shop and realised its worth fuck all and included all the stolen loot with the van, which is probably stolen as well. ?

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