Cavcraft Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Join us now for a new series of 'George Clarke's Blazing Spaces' in which our intrepid 'shit shining' champion finds more creative places to smoke a doobie Alright, lads, scored some right good bush the other day and the missus is going fucking proper radio about me rolling a fat one in the house, so I'm off to find somewhere to toke my nuts off. Hey, this looks pretty gnarly man, wonder if the seller is open to viewing? Yeah, yeah, that's fucking magic, man. Gonna email the seller dude now, ahh shit, this is GR8 stuff, man... Right, he's agreed to meet me, man. I'm like TOTES blown away about it, it's going to be sick. Can't fucking wait to score a place to blaze, ahh man, yeah. £5,000 ok? Yeah, man, you got a deal! BLAZE IS AMAZE https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-190-LWB-D-CAMPER-CONVERSATION-HPI-CLEAR-1988-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/133479424147?hash=item1f13fe6093:g:FDUAAOSw-t5e~vWD Tune in next week when no doubt I CBA making another episode, man. Austat, Rave, Amishtat and 8 others 5 6
meggersdog Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 9 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: More car you cannot get for £2k. Oh dear. Is this going to be the new "it's 24 years old so tax exempt next year"? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-MERCEDES-BENZ-S500L-LWB-LIMO-5-0-V8-PETROL-W220-AUTOMATIC-1-PREVIOUS-OWNER/174357457539 six out of the first eight of this dealers adverts say similar. I gave up looking after 8.
cort16 Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Bosworth Scorpanada https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124276937542?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648 MorrisItalSLX and Remspoor 2
spike60 Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 1973 Citroen SM Maserati https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Citroen-SM-Maserati/114331111670?hash=item1a9eaa50f6:g:A~8AAOSwNWxfE~3m ProgRocker, Dabooka, Remspoor and 4 others 6 1
Tamworthbay Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, spike60 said: 1973 Citroen SM Maserati https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Citroen-SM-Maserati/114331111670?hash=item1a9eaa50f6:g:A~8AAOSwNWxfE~3m I am presently highest bidder on this but it won’t last............ Nice to dream Remspoor, Mr Laurence, eddyramrod and 9 others 10 2
richardmorris Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said: I am presently highest bidder on this but it won’t last............ Nice to dream Good luck. Have you got £20,000 for the restoration? I should have bought my friend’s Sm when he was selling in 2009 - owned in bits since mid eighties and fully restored - half heartedly asking £15,000. Now probably twice that. meshking, eddyramrod and Cavcraft 3
ProgRocker Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Nicole....? Papa....? Early Renault Clio diesel, classified ad price £250. Local registered car too (Norfolk). natually aspirated diesel...for extra misery wuvvum, Rave, adw1977 and 6 others 9
Tamworthbay Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Good luck. Have you got £20,000 for the restoration? I should have bought my friend’s Sm when he was selling in 2009 - owned in bits since mid eighties and fully restored - half heartedly asking £15,000. Now probably twice that. I have no chance of getting it, but if I did I enjoy the challenge of hunting down parts for (relatively) next to nothing, time is no issue. The Capri took five years and Covid aside would have taken 7 or 8. If I do get it (no way), it will get zero on paint, be made mechanically and structurally sound and be driven as is. Cavcraft and Asimo 2
cort16 Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 A doom blue petrol 7 seater space must on the shitters family car shortlist. https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-espace-mpv-2005-manual-1998-cc-5-doors/1380207656 mitsisigma01 1
sheffcortinacentre Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Wonder how long that Sierra police car has been missing?
Asimo Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Better pink than silver . https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E300-1990-W124/254672140681?hash=item3b4ba47989:g:GLMAAOSwqfJfJFNv Remspoor and vulgalour 1 1
Asimo Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Not convinced by the paint on this Mercedes either. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Mercedes-Benz-306d-drop-side-pickup/143669489658?hash=item21735e6ffa:g:0mcAAOSw7qtfIzKt
The Vicar Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 6 hours ago, hairnet said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Toyota-Prius-T-Spirit-1-Private-Owner-FULL-TOYOTA-SERVICE-HISTORY/313162324727?hash=item48e9eddaf7:g:qE0AAOSwQrNfHtYI must try one of these at some point the only one of the very cheap ones of this age thats NOT (cough) been a taxi the side views are making go hmmm tho (not the body) Have an identical car that recently ticked over 300k km, never taxi'd and on its second battery pack. They are a thoroughly excellent car, although visibility from most angles is terrible. Or I'm just used to 80s cars with lots of glass and tiny pillars. Also, I was very disappointed to learn that the mileage freezes on all pre-06 Mk2 examples at 2999,999! scdan4 1
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 LHD Fiesta "Festival", £755: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-fiesta-mk1-lhd/402345540871?hash=item5dada9bd07:g:xy0AAOSw6d9fJG-7 UltraWomble, sporty-shite, BlankFrank and 7 others 10
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Rare RHD Kadett, £560: (Large fingers not included) https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-cadett/203063299000?hash=item2f47840bb8:g:tWEAAOSwzZ9fI-VY Cavcraft, scdan4, Mr Laurence and 2 others 5
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 £1450: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Vitesse-6-convertible-for-restoration/274445077371?hash=item3fe6338b7b:g:Ef4AAOSwYPJfJCDK strangeangel, SteersWithThrottle and Cavcraft 3
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 £664: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-1500-3-OWNERS/383658773233?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3D8631a44820234a198bad954debd2ffe8%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D12%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274445077371%26itm%3D383658773233%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109 Remspoor, MorrisItalSLX, Mr Laurence and 3 others 6
spike60 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1963 RENAULT CARAVELLE https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-RENAULT-CARAVELLE-845CC-US-IMPORT-NOVA-PROJECT-CAR-CLASSIC-AMERICAN-FLORIDE/333669547259?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160727114228%26meid%3De13caaa67e6146e188dcbdf300baa386%26pid%3D100290%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264807632276%26itm%3D333669547259%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2060778&_trksid=p2060778.c100290.m3507 egg, busmansholiday, eddyramrod and 4 others 6 1
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 11 hours ago, richardmorris said: Good luck. Have you got £20,000 for the restoration? I should have bought my friend’s Sm when he was selling in 2009 - owned in bits since mid eighties and fully restored - half heartedly asking £15,000. Now probably twice that. See if you can track down one of the 25 or so RHD SMs, mostly converted in Australia...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 This is too far away for me, but it looks good for £495. How would you describe that seat pattern? It looks like when a child helps paint a wall. While other dealers are promising sterilised cars dipped in bleach to combat the 'Rona, this one is providing closeup shots of filth on the touch surfaces. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007271754704 e: just noticed there's a £95 admin fee too, fuck you garethj, KitKat, mitsisigma01 and 1 other 4
egg Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 A typical Finnish rarity. A Bellet. https://www.nettiauto.com/isuzu/bellett/11381709 Kringle, vulgalour, scdan4 and 3 others 6
Kringle Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said: How would you describe that seat pattern? It looks like when a child helps paint a wall.  Like a 90s Halfords booster seat?
Rod/b Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Kringle said: Like a 90s Halfords booster seat? Just ‘the 90s’
Kringle Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Rod/b said: Just ‘the 90s’ Can't say I've been involved in booster seats since then. I just remember mine from sitting in my dad's Opel Monza, had a thing for green cars ever since. Looked like this... mitsisigma01, Austat, spike60 and 2 others 5
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Phwoar! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-1988-Ford-Granada-2-9i-4x4-RS-Police-Concept-Car/254671033624?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3Df60aea7299f643769f017cd188346e41%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D203063299000%26itm%3D254671033624%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 BlankFrank, Tenmil Socket, Cavcraft and 1 other 4
Volksy Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 WOW, I remember that police concept Scorpio from I think CAR magazine, Amazing it's survived. Austat 1
Austat Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Have we had this yet? Dyane barn find, £113 so far: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-dyane/164314378536?hash=item2641e67128:g:vJMAAOSwuwJfIyBH Mr Laurence, Remspoor, adw1977 and 1 other 4
UltraWomble Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174371070219 A Leyland from Leyland with 12 months MOT - cheaper than most camper vans Cavcraft, MorrisItalSLX, LightBulbFun and 3 others 6
UltraWomble Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-Zagato-Spyder-Biturbo-Convertible/224095022760?hash=item342d1aaea8:g:c8cAAOSwETZfHcjC Yabadabadoo MorrisItalSLX, puddlethumper, spartacus and 1 other 1 3
UltraWomble Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Be quick - in a backstreet garage in Rochdale Staleybridge https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Relist-due-to-no-contact-Peugeot-205-Turbo-Diesel-1996/274445277238?hash=item3fe6369836:g:RwIAAOSwMCxfHtwS
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