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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

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2 minutes ago, face said:

My French is not great, but I think this is a 'AX 4X4 Red Piss':

Something you should see a doctor about.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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36 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

This is amazing, I've never even heard of it before. Its called an AMC 'Kammback' apparently

I thought they'd just welded the back end of an AMC Gremlin on there!

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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This is all the money but caught my eye regardless because purple.

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I could nearly forgive the inflated price, the Autoglym paper mats which he likely bought on eBay and the striped boot carpet.  The fact he pretends not to be an armchair dealer when referring to "our volvo" is a little misleading but not exactly harmful.

But fuck my life.  The advert.  Jesus Christ.

"I wonder how many miles that lovely 940 has done"

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"I'm all ears"

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"Despite saying I'm all ears, can you repeat that please?"

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"As opposed to from partially new?  Anyway, tell me more Mr L J K Setright..."

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"Actually I think that's what I'm like during a night with your Mum"

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"More like happy ending".

 

 

I'm sure he's a nice old bloke But It Must Take Ages To Type Like This And Spend Hours Fucking About Changing Fonts Like An Old Poster We Used To Have On Here 

Christ Alive.

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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7 hours ago, face said:

AWESOMEZZ!!

However, car is $9500 and bike $4500 and is in the bleach drinking capital of the world.

1983 Honda City Turbo II HatchBack RHD 5 speed 1.2L $9,500 For Sale (picture 1 of 6)

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1191955

 

I love both of them to bits and would own if i could, but just have to point out a big flaw in the advert...

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Located in the USA...dry desert west no salt on roads....RHD

 

It's on a fucking Washington state plate, in the Pacific North West, a place known for having a crazy amount of rain as well as being on a pacific coast. (Okay, eastern Washington is dry and has some desert...but literally nobody lives there)  I've seen first hand how rusty cars there get, and considering how it says there is a few rust bubbles already.... ?

 

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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10 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Sunbeam-Rapier-Fastback-Coupe-Restoration-project-Barn-find/283860835323?hash=item42176c9bfb:g:QtYAAOSwT99ed7qM&autorefresh=true

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This has been on several times and very cheap, I do not understand why it has not found a home, it is a great colour.

Because it's seriously foooked and spares availability is error, somewhat lacking. I love these but those wings rot from the inside and by the time it shows like this, the headlight mountings will have more holes than Swiss cheese. And that's just the wings.

 

scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

scdan4

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10 hours ago, brandersnatch said:

Don’t be taken in. It’ll break. Then it’ll break again. Then again. You get the picture. 

I’m going to take issue with this I’m afraid.

It’ll only break once. It’ll be the head. It’ll never work again.

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bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

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7 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

This is amazing, I've never even heard of it before. Its called an AMC 'Kammback' apparently

That’s a repulsive looking device, a bit like an AMC Gremlin but even more hideous...

Maurice Marina Rank: Austin Maxi

Maurice Marina

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18 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Belt drive beauty.

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Where?

Genuine skip find?

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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11 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

I bet that thing shifts...

What I want to know...is that actually their house?

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