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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's great, nice little buzz-boxes for jobs round the houses...

Bamboocarman Rank: Austin Maxi

Bamboocarman

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'Such spiteful comments this delusionist is posting whilst trying to sell an overpriced Renner; been for sale a while now, at different prices, but who would want to deal with such a potentially unpleasant person?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-le-car-2-1985-1108cc-mint-show-car-as-seen-in-the-french-magazine/153721993879?hash=item23ca8b7a97:g:ujgAAOSwvMBdyo1l

 

 

'renault 5 le car 2 1985 1108cc mint show car as seen in the french magazine'

 

blocked so far

ali-000-786

pdub-29

Ho HO HO !

What don't people get! No more silly questions offers etc! Cant people read and understand? the answer is NO! you will just be blocked and reported to ebay! Small minded change people just pass! It's not my fault you have tiny pockets! go away! You know who you are! Don't think your cleaver ! you pretty sad ! wanting to pretend you can afford such a car when clearly you live in a dream world!

Was offered 5K at the last baston show and turn that down! The only way I could let it go cheaper was to sell the alloys and put it back onto the the steels as i've done.

Was original up for sale at thorney car and classics for £6995 this is a massive price drop and no room here for any sort of price negotiations in away or form you will just be blocked and reported to ebay! one hugh loss and thats the price ! as stated ! get yourself a classic for a bargain with nothing to do but enjoy! buy with real confidences sad to see this classic go for a song!

Other bits seen in the picture are avaible seperately "see my other items"! You are buying the car not the other bits! ie wheels bumpers!

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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If you feel brave, you could take on this 235k Laguna. No MOT, but it might appeal to the kind of individual who likes low spec cars and high mileage Renaults.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911084161933?advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2000&postcode=ip142aa&price-to=1000&sort=price-asc&radius=1500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&year-from=1995&page=1

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Although not the best Acclaim in the world, this looks reasonable enough. Having had quite a bit of work done on it recently and an MOT until next summer, it could be an interesting purchase for someone here.

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-triumph-acclaim-good-runner-long-MOT-honda-ballade-or-civic-mk2-classic-car/223758937425?hash=item3419126d51:g:ENMAAOSwglld1T3e

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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Another one for those who like to gamble, this late Mk2 Mondeo ticks all the right boxes. Ghia X, 2.5 V6, estate, but only with a few weeks MOT.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911184482451?year-to=2000&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&price-to=1000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=price-asc&year-from=1995&model=MONDEO&radius=1500&postcode=ip142aa&make=FORD&page=1&modal=photos

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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It's normally painful enough blindly purchasing a poorly photographed car bought blind off the internet when it is nearby; but having to go all the way to Portugal to drive back in a Renault 9 on the basis of these would take it to an all new level.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1170300

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Still tempting for £475

vaughant Rank: Lancia Gamma

vaughant

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2 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

On an episode of Father Ted. I think he was trying to offer it in a raffle. 

Close, but no cigar...... 

 

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Twas the good old rover 200 series (but basically the same car). 

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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5 hours ago, Brodders said:

Although not the best Acclaim in the world, this looks reasonable enough. Having had quite a bit of work done on it recently and an MOT until next summer, it could be an interesting purchase for someone here.

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-triumph-acclaim-good-runner-long-MOT-honda-ballade-or-civic-mk2-classic-car/223758937425?hash=item3419126d51:g:ENMAAOSwglld1T3e

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In CD trim no less, tasty.

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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2 hours ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

In CD trim no less, tasty.

Bonus points if it had been a Triomatic.

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meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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Just reported that very unpleasant R5 seller for inappropriate bidding practice. Not the bumpers ,not the wheels, not the reg number. What's he going on about cleavers ?  I thought blades were banned. Oh, he meant "think you're clever" 

62 Austin Rank: Austin Maxi

62 Austin

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10 hours ago, Bamboocarman said:

'Such spiteful comments this delusionist is posting whilst trying to sell an overpriced Renner; been for sale a while now, at different prices, but who would want to deal with such a potentially unpleasant person?

 

........yeah, but it's got new genuine headlights!  

When sitting on a gold mine, or a cash cow, you can be insulting and condescending prior to meeting the customer and get that part done with.

 

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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11 hours ago, Bamboocarman said:

'Such spiteful comments this delusionist is posting whilst trying to sell an overpriced Renner; been for sale a while now, at different prices, but who would want to deal with such a potentially unpleasant person?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-le-car-2-1985-1108cc-mint-show-car-as-seen-in-the-french-magazine/153721993879?hash=item23ca8b7a97:g:ujgAAOSwvMBdyo1l

 

 

'renault 5 le car 2 1985 1108cc mint show car as seen in the french magazine'

 

blocked so far

ali-000-786

pdub-29

Ho HO HO !

What don't people get! No more silly questions offers etc! Cant people read and understand? the answer is NO! you will just be blocked and reported to ebay! Small minded change people just pass! It's not my fault you have tiny pockets! go away! You know who you are! Don't think your cleaver ! you pretty sad ! wanting to pretend you can afford such a car when clearly you live in a dream world!

Was offered 5K at the last baston show and turn that down! The only way I could let it go cheaper was to sell the alloys and put it back onto the the steels as i've done.

Was original up for sale at thorney car and classics for £6995 this is a massive price drop and no room here for any sort of price negotiations in away or form you will just be blocked and reported to ebay! one hugh loss and thats the price ! as stated ! get yourself a classic for a bargain with nothing to do but enjoy! buy with real confidences sad to see this classic go for a song!

Other bits seen in the picture are avaible seperately "see my other items"! You are buying the car not the other bits! ie wheels bumpers!

He also wants £1000 for an obsolete keyboard.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZX-Spectrum-Lo-Profile-Professional-Keyboard/153315784924?hash=item23b25538dc:g:6KkAAOSwfplcIOMs

  • Jim Bell and Bamboocarman
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willswitchengage Rank: Isuzu Florian

willswitchengage

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12 hours ago, Bamboocarman said:

'Such spiteful comments this delusionist is posting whilst trying to sell an overpriced Renner; been for sale a while now, at different prices, but who would want to deal with such a potentially unpleasant person?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-le-car-2-1985-1108cc-mint-show-car-as-seen-in-the-french-magazine/153721993879?hash=item23ca8b7a97:g:ujgAAOSwvMBdyo1l

 

 

'renault 5 le car 2 1985 1108cc mint show car as seen in the french magazine'

 

If you want further WTFs and LOLs look at his other items for sale.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-Gordini-Turbo-Alloy-Wheel/153453002517?hash=item23ba82ff15:g:uaUAAOSwnMBaYeh9

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Im being to realise the bits on my mint renault5 which is on another carandclassic website is worth more in bits had so many offer might just put it back on the original wheels and bumper and cash in on the car now. I'm afraid I cant talk or answer question on ebay due to talking to someone and having my account suspended something ebay have pleasure in doing now! If you need to contact me you can but you will have to do this through another website which i cant mention.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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The twat has even taken the upholstery off an old W124 seat and is selling the seat cushions and the upholstery as separate items.  What an absolute spoon.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Mercedes is the find of the week/month/possibly year. Fantastic stuff, Martin. Hats off.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

That Mercedes is the find of the week/month/possibly year. Fantastic stuff, Martin. Hats off.

I’m discreetly trying to persuade @320touring he wants to buy it.

He’s not biting though...yet.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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36 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

I’m discreetly trying to persuade @320touring he wants to buy it.

He’s not biting though...yet.

The fun him would.

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