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Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

Fumbler

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Looks like something Walter White's lost UK cousin would use.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Are you guys thinking what I am thinking?

I doubt it, unless you were thinking about creosote as well

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's actually a shame that didn't collapse like a deck of cards

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-1-3i-spares-or-repair/323629838912?hash=item4b59d77240:g:M3YAAOSwvGZcKmui

 

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Look at those fucking arches! Need a sledgehammer taking to them.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Can't make your mind up if you want an early or later Chevette? Buy both at the same time with this punched-in-the-eye special

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Chevette-spare-and-repairs/264111914957?hash=item3d7e4bffcd:g:TuAAAOSwjkZcKmWn

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I doubt it, unless you were thinking about creosote as well

 

Not sure whether I understand what you are trying to say.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Buy a Talbot Express then your life's in a mess
It won't make you smile

All human life has 'been' here
From the incontinent old dear to the shitting child

 

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From the husband who knows that to buy one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
who's pan handle won't work for paternity
And everybody sings 'ca a a a amera'
We're going to emulsion the photos for free

 

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Oh the Talbot Express it's a fucking big mess
like a dog shit butty 
Hope there's enough in the tank, for a J Arthur Rank
Coz you'll not get fanny
Wet wipes are on hand as you play with your gland

By the back window (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get up when you promised your wife
a pearl necklace

by the back window
 (ba ba ba ba)
 

 

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When you're divorced and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Sellotape your Talbot Express

 

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Ooh, it's a Talbot Express

 

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THE TALBOT EXPRESS

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Express-1000P-2L-Petrol/183612047493?hash=item2ac0218085:g:ox8AAOSw8TJcKOLq:rk:8:pf:0

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Just racking my brains trying to think if I have ever seen anything quite as shit as this:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-T2-Splittie-Kids-Childrens-Playhouse-Trailer-Barbecue-Bar-Shed/143067295602

 

What even is it?

 

 

 
Obviously you are bidding not on a genuine steel vw splitscreen but a wooden 3/4 size version.

 

OK cheers for that! Good job you said as I was planning to drive it away.

 

Ace keyword spamming too:

 

 

Man/Toy/Child/Adult/Garden/Garage/Golf/T1/T3/Beetle/Van

 

 

sensible reserve set at a lower price than £1000

 

Hope its £1500 lower than that.

 

WHAT A TOTAL PILE OF USELESS SHIT, YOU SHOULD BE IN A SECURE UNIT M8

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch line

The Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine 

A pack of wonky dogs having a race

whoever sprayed this must have been off his face

 

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Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan again

that Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway train

and Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crow

sent down from the Pearly Gates to below

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0

 

 

Is that Maggie Thatcher wearing one of Whoopi Goldberg's hats she nicked from the set of Star Trek TNG painted on the driver's door?

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Norman Wisdom on the wheel arch line

The Rat Pack crossed with Last of The Summer Wine 

A pack of wonky dogs having a race

whoever sprayed this must have been off his face

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Lynn From Alan Partridge trying to warn Terry Wogan again

that Charlie Chapin's going to kill him with a runaway train

and Thelma from The Likely Lads gets carried away by a crow

sent down from the Pearly Gates to below

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Mercedes-Benz-Vito-Camper-Van-6-seat-Belts-End-Kitchen-Rear-Lounge-For-Sale/352506245959?hash=item5213027347:g:otsAAOSwm-Fb3azC:rk:30:pf:0

Why is Thatcher arguing with Paul McCartney?

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Why is Thatcher arguing with Paul McCartney?

She hate Wings.

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Saab 900 GLS

 

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Can somebody please buy this and destroy those black and silver plates.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Saab-900-GLS-TA-AUTO-with-just-65-000miles-Very-Rare-Retro-Clean-Car/254023669003?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3Dcdeda02fa5c845e9bec2c0952bec87cd%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D382693769028%26itm%3D254023669003&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Saab 900 GLS

 

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Now that is a much better number plate to find in the boot!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GARAGE-FIND-Classic-Saab-900-GLS-TM-Very-Rare-Car-SILVER/323615986455?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D1799aa3deb844f7c83172bb1a737cd2f%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D254023669003%26itm%3D323615986455&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Just racking my brains trying to think if I have ever seen anything quite as shit as this:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-T2-Splittie-Kids-Childrens-Playhouse-Trailer-Barbecue-Bar-Shed/143067295602

 

What even is it?

 

 

OK cheers for that! Good job you said as I was planning to drive it away.

 

Ace keyword spamming too:

 

 

 

Hope its £1500 lower than that.

 

WHAT A TOTAL PILE OF USELESS SHIT, YOU SHOULD BE IN A SECURE UNIT M8

Yes but look at this honey down in the suggestion box;

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Ford-Escort-LX-Auto-1-Owner-from-New-50-000-miles-MOT-April-2019/143071129037

 

Edit: oh you spotted it already lol

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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I thought Cavcraft had done that Merc van previously, obvs not. Good job though.

(The satire, not the van, that's shit.)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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She hate Wings.

 

We all do.

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