eBay tat volume 3.

[scooters]

Imagine rocking up at the War & Peace show in this laughably out of proportion fuck-up and sticking in next to a line of Willys.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-SUBARU-H ... 35c6898890

 

I like that - just needs to have the stupid 'pretend your a Willys paint job replaced' and you'd have a first class example of the Uber rare Spartan Trekker Kit Car

 

needs to be painted sky blue

[cort16]

This has got "why did I buy this heap of shit?" written all over it. Still would.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-PORSCHE-928-AUTO-4-5-/181123614310?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a2bcf0666

[cort16]

needs a skilled welder to get it back on the road

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-MK2-FORD-ESCORT-1300-VAN-running-restoration-project-/151028927302?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232a068b46

[shedvan]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/461955850.htm?ca=2_s

 

600€ seems like a barg

 

Do the continentals not buy into the whole Ford scene tax?

[worldofceri]

That push-me-pull-you VW is incredible. A hell of a lot of effort has gone into that and I can't for the life of me imagine what the point of it is!

[Partridge]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-ROVER-35 ... 8776439475

[HereHareHere]

 

2002 JAGUAR X-TYPE V6 SPORT AUTO BLACK+RED LEATHER+please read !

 

OK chief, will do.

 

THE ITS BIT SLOW WHEN YOU PULL LIKE ON FIRST GEAR(AUTO)

 

HEADLIGHTS BULBS DONT WORK

 

IN THE MORNING YOU HAVE TO PUT A BIT OF PETROL ON SO THE PETROL STICK MIGHT NOT BE WORKING

 

ABS LIGHT ON

 

I HEARD A PRESSURE NOISE FROM THE LITTLE CAP So water small tanks cap need replacing and the water thing needs checking a leaking a lil but of water

 

very small dings and dongs

 

CAT D I THINK I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT IS

 

LET ME AT IT!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-JAGUAR-X ... 19db51354d

[beko1987]

Seriously, who's bid this thing up to 5 grand? What would you need to spend to get it ship shape again? 10-15grand at least. Maybe it'll be broken

for spares?

http://www.copart.co.uk/c2/homeSearch.html?_eventId=getLot&execution=e11s1&lotId=14711763&returnPage=SEARCH_RESULTS

 

It's got an ABS fault, buggar that...

 

 

I reckon that was caused when the roads were like this:

 

[Spiny Norman]

Hot V6 Volvo action.

 

[R9UKE]

That colour just looks wrong. Still, mega want!

[eddyramrod]

No Luke, that colour is absolutely perfect! Mine was exactly that colour....

[garethj]

1600 Cav hatchback. This looks like a real gem for £450

[garethj]

I see this Audi Coupe has been improved

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

2002 JAGUAR X-TYPE V6 SPORT AUTO BLACK+RED LEATHER+please read !

 

OK chief, will do.

 

 

IN THE MORNING YOU HAVE TO PUT A BIT OF PETROL ON SO THE PETROL STICK MIGHT NOT BE WORKING

 

What the fuck is he attempting to say? Does anyone have any ideas? I thought the petrol sticks on these were 100% failsafe.

[cort16]

He got over 500 quid for it too. A lot of the fault are probably just down to general buffonary.

I sometimes wonder if these adverts are actually coded messages from spies to the north koreans or something. I mean who could write this sentence, look back over and think "Yes that looks perfectly acceptable" although they'd probably think "Perfectly wonderous on the advert acceptability, yes"

 

SOME TIMES WHEN LEAVE CAR OVERNIGHT AND WILL START IN THE MORNING YOU HAVE TO PUT A BIT OF PETROL ON The petrol tank TO START SO THE PETROL STICK MIGHT NOT BE WORKING PROPERLY OR NEED CHANGING A FILTER OR SOMETHING.but that only happens when the petrol is running low on petrol, I does not happen when is is marking just after the first white line, so when the car has a few litres of petrol in it it's fine !!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I get it now, basically if you leave it with no petrol in it won’t start - admittedly that is a known fault on all cars with engines, so fair enough.

[alf892]

Nice van.............shame about the wheels

 

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Maestro-Van-2- ... 27d1d0dbe2

[Junkman]

This is incredible on many levels. The car as well as the ad are impeccable!

Buy with total confidence.

 

 

Now make my day and tell me Bungay is not in Lincolnshire.

[cort16]

Commer

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-rootes-commer-crew-bus-/290900648999?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43bb07a427

 

Granadadada

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/granada-estate-mk2-2-8i-light-resto-project-banger-racing-cleen-car-/261202111128?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd0dbea98

 

Stretch YO!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-mk2-b2-passat-estate-classic-car-volkswagen-gl5-/161009687135?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257cecda5f

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I get it now, basically if you leave it with no petrol in it won’t start - admittedly that is a known fault on all cars with engines, so fair enough.

 

I'm confident that this Jaguar which has clearly never had more than £10 of petrol in it has been correctly maintained regardless of cost.

[Junkman]

 

I'm confident that this Jaguar which has clearly never had more than £10 of petrol in it has been correctly maintained regardless of cost.

 

You forgot to mention that it is a future classic and can only appreciate in value as time goes by.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

It will appreciate instantly the moment somebody decides to fill it up.

[R9UKE]

This guy made a real effort with his Mongdeo

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-5

[meggersdog]

 

Now make my day and tell me Bungay is not in Lincolnshire.

 

Ok then, will do.Bungay is in Suffolk just inland from Lowestoft.

[HereHareHere]

That Mondeo: one owner from new!

 

Like a battered wife who stuck it out by telling herself he'd change some day.

[shedvan]

There is something about a car thats been unstintingly hammered like that. I quite like it

 

Scrapheap-chic.

[cort16]

Hey R9UKE stop perving over Espazes and get on this.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-RENAULT-21-TURBO-BLUE-/161009233135?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item257ce5ecef

 

A Renault 21 was the worst car I ever had.

[cort16]

This Turbo technics Sierra looks good. Well it looks shit actually but there's a lot of potential there (probably).

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-SIERRA-XR4X4-I-RED-turbo-technics-/171019609392?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d1902530

[Manbearpig]

Considering how much rusty old yank iron is fetching these days this a barg at 6.5k, RHD too. IMHO these look as classy as anything else from the era, and could sit happily next to any 60s Aston or exotica

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C365315#

 

[willswitchengage]

A Renault 21 was the worst car I ever had.

 

My parents say it's the nicest car they've ever had. They now own a Corsa D and an Astra H.