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Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

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Good eventide, Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

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'I say, it's Liz here. Are you still able to portray images of a fantasy sexual nature, subject to one's own imagination, what what?

 

 

Certainly, your madge, would you like titties or fadge?

 

 

'One's had a minor tiff with one's grand-daughter in law. Could you please depict Kate as a butterfly with nips like Foden army truck wheel nuts, looking loving lovingly at a bauble of herself defecating on a glass coffee table for William's scat minded pleasure?'

 

Yes of course, you highness. Your butler can collect tomorrow...

 

 

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Anything else, m'am?

 

'Oh crikey, erm, ok one would like that common as muck Meghan Markle with bat wings and a 1970's fanny riding a squashed frog, please'

 

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Is that it, your Royal Highness?

 

'Copulate it, let's go for that stupid bint Fergie getting felt up by Charles in a three cocked hat. That'll learn that wanker Andrew to bring that bint into the family'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VT-500-trike-award-winning-easy-project/183133951794?hash=item2aa3a25732:g:hGoAAOSwdBlaonXB

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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A couple of pages ago Mr Barrett posted a Citroen Bijou for sale. He called it a "hideous POS". It seems to have been about in Citroen circles for a long time.

 

Barrett, I give you the real Citroen hideous POS.

 

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8)  8)  :-D  :-(  :-(  :shock:

RayMK Rank: Renault 16

RayMK

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A couple of pages ago Mr Barrett posted a Citroen Bijou for sale. He called it a "hideous POS". It seems to have been about in Citroen circles for a long time.

 

Barrett, I give you the real Citroen hideous POS.

 

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8)  8)  :-D  :-(  :-(  :shock:

Almost as hideous as this:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/00-W-Toyota-Will-Vi-Automatic-Classic-retro-2695-NOT-2-CV/263513621289?hash=item3d5aa2c329:g:dy0AAOSwx9taj-dJ

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Forgive me as this totally isn't tat but this is how you do a pick up conversion, if you excuse the eye watering price for what is basically a 2003 Jimny with 80k on the lock.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-1-3-JLX-6x4-Pick-up-Converted/352299285768?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49920%26meid%3D30bc69f702f6418eacb97aac138738fe%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D352298999272%26itm%3D352299285768&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-06-Renault-Master-14-Seat-Wheelchair-Access-Minibus-MOT-53K-MILES-NO-VAT/232704338989

 

Flippin LOL, how do they make these charity buses look so totally shite? They always have instructions and orders plastered on them as if some higher power feels the need to make it extra clear that the people inside cannot be trusted to manage a friggin minibus on their own.

 

Anyway didnt Angie Dobson used to run the pub in East enders? I hope she cleared it with Brian May before buying these lot a Renault Master.

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Flippin LOL, how do they make these charity buses look so totally shite?

It was cheap cheap cheap.

davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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I'm half tempted to buy a ford Fusion as a kind of experiment.

 

Truly wretched cars, because I hate them so much I would absolutely wring it's neck at all times, I bet it would be the most reliable transport imaginable just out of spite.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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I'm half tempted to buy a ford Fusion as a kind of experiment.

 

Truly wretched cars, because I hate them so much I would absolutely wring it's neck at all times, I bet it would be the most reliable transport imaginable just out of spite.

You'd have thought so, but they are actually full of constant issues at higher mileages, avoid!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Would have been better if they'd made it 6x6, but still 1000% better than most of the pickup conversions on the Bay.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Dirt cheap Smiley.  Only a couple of days' test left though and sounds like it could need a weldathon to get a new one.

 

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Shit that is dreadful, it is possible that he will find some mug that thinks it is what they are supposed to look like though.

Why would you chop up an incredibly rare coupe to make an utterly minging horror like that?

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Would have been better if they'd made it 6x6, but still 1000% better than most of the pickup conversions on the Bay.

 

True but I have no idea how easy (probably not very) it would be to replace the standard rear diff with one that converts it to a center diff and what that means for the axles. I really like this other one they have, it looks like a big quadbike to me. 20 flippin' grand though so why anyone would buy it over an RTV I don't know.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Jimny-1-3-TerramaxX-converted-pick-up-low-ground-pressure/352298999272?hash=item5206a81de8:g:xtIAAOSw10han7~A

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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You could buy 20 white Corsa Bs for the price of this Corsa B:

 

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It does have a C20NE though.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Speaking of engine swaps:

 

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Saab redtop apparently running ~260bhp. LOL

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