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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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I can beat that. This is one Pound shy of ten bags.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-CLASSIC-MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-2-8-V6-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-AUTOMATIC/352121125221

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And now brace yourselves.

 

Ready?

 

Okay:

 

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A more pyrrhic way of spending £10k and ending up with a clock so garish even Gerald Ratner would think twice about stocking it is difficult to imagine; winning.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Montego in Roger the Rep spec, white room tax.

 

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The five speed transmission is light, smooth and effortless.

RONG. It's not bad as these things go, but light and effortless?

 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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That Montego has been on eBay a looooooooooooooooong time.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renult-Saviem-Classic-Restaration-Project-Military-Barn-Find/253056372934?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D6102029009924147afaa6ba4071fea4c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D253056305736

 

The back is full of coach seats for some reason.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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"Hello; AS vehicle solutions, we crash your motoring yoghurt trucks on demand?"

"I'd like to out-Danthecapriman Danthecapriman."

"Certainly sir, have a shite day"

 

 

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Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Who's got the numberplate obfuscation award sticker?

This is probably the worst thing I've seen on eBay ever. It's utterly irredeemably awful. And someone has bid on it.

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  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Stanky and somewhatfoolish
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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I bought this Rover Sterling 4 weeks ago with the sole intention of removing the leather interior to put into my Rover 820.

 

Well, your loss by the look of it. The cloth interior is lovely.

 

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These heavy big engined 800 Rovers make great banger racers if that is your want. Not mine but just a thought.

 

♪ oh fuck off ♪

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-800-2-7-Sterling-for-spares-or-easy-restoration/302394137301

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Watchlisted.

 

Edit: The verlourtastic Rover that is.

 

 

Check the location. 

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Sterling bASe. Proper.

Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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This genuinely hurts to post it here, but I've exhausted all avenues of funding.  I have an interview at 2PM this afternoon that might change things - but being realistic this isn't going to be mine.

 

BE LIKE ME

 

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It's a proper bASe spec with a massive clock and, amusingly, the shell of where the digital clock would be in more decadently specified cars.  Black bumpers, no seat pockets etc blah.

 

I think this is a very fair price compared with the rest of the shit on the market at the moment, particularly considering the Sapphire's are more popular with the sideways crowd. 

 

Oh and it's a Pinto.

 

This has been reduced to £995 now. A hell of a deal for such a nice looking Sierra

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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EXCHANGE TAGORA in very good condition against any other car must must...
BUT TO AUTOMATIC BOX!
The Tagora works perfectly, the new tires, the seats under original covers, rolls all distances.
 
Any vintage car (before 87) AUTO BOX may suit me even if I have to compensate the price.

 

 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1164534273.htm?ca=13_s

 

Junkman has a French disciple!

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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There needs to be a multiple like button.

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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Well, it must be tricky to manoeuvre this unimaginably massive land yacht. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort/122615814471

When I was 18 in my first car a Mk3 cortina I did a fast reverse round a corner starsky and hutch style, didn't go quite to plan as I backed into a telegraph pole putting a dent in the bumper, the rear valance would have been dented had it not turned to a pile of brown dust on the road

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Uncle Albert's Underpants Motorbike

 

It must have been about '91, I was at home flicking my bean

​frothing myself off over Gareth Hunt and that silly cow Diane Keen 

​I was just bringing myself to boiling point, building up a steam

when from out the front came a terrible noise, followed by a scream!

 

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Aunt Peggy's fella had took the wrong pill, not Aspirin but Viagra!

​And poor aunt Peggy's knickers were wetter than the Niagra

All night long the banging went, his knob as red as cinder

Until finally his passion burnt out and she threw his scrundapps out the winder

 

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But so hot and sticky they'd become, as they landed from the throw

they fell atop the tank of his Yamaha, parked ten foot below

Now no end of days of cold chiselling or indeed a nuclear strike

​Could get the spunk ridden skiddies off Uncle Albert's Underpants Motorbike

 

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So 'e left them there for all to see, snail trails and light brown stains

don't ask about the red bits, they're just his pile stains

So if you see uncle Albert, on his underpants motorbikey

watch our for our Aunty Peg, the battery stealing pikey

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-1990-yamaha-fzr-600cc-fazer-genisis-custom-show-bike-street-fighter-/332317733468?hash=item4d5fae325c:g:ueMAAOSwdNFZcQiO

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