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Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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Is it wrong to like these? Increasingly I want something small, practical and auto.

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Guest

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You are correct & a Bora with a golf front end is a Gora.....After researching google.

So if you put an Audi TT front on a Sharan, you get a ShaTT?

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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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It is called a "HOME MADE WATER CAR" car run on water.

 

 

Full text of the ad:

Reform from a Honda City, rego on hold.

Long time no use, rusty all round.

selling as is where is.

 

Only asking $999 or about GBP450

Is that an outboard motor in the back?

 

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http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1334418906.htm

 

There's really no more to say, except.

Is it amphibian?, does it go?, will it float?, can Mr Beko use it as a Hoover?

Oh and.....Why? WTF etc.

 

Edit.. read the questions and answers section.

 

stuno wins ebay tat today  :?

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Aussie Wedge

 

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1 of 3 in Australia (apparently). It needs suspension work which raises big red flags for me as parts and knowledge are almost non-existent here. Shame really, as I would love to have this.

 

http://www.justauto.com.au/justcars/cars-for-sale/1979-LEYLAND-AUSTIN-PRINCESS-JCW4001654?backurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justauto.com.au%2Fjustcars%2Fsearch%3Fsearch_type_make%3DLEYLAND%26keywords%3DWhat%2Bare%2Byou%2Blooking%2Bfor%253F%26current_page%3D1&backtext=Results

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I can see this providing relentlessly reliable and efficient - if slightly dull - service for many years to come.  Unless it gets exported to Nigeria of course.

 

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Braddon81 Rank: BL Wedge

Braddon81

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They don't really. This ended up in a scrap yard near me in April 2014 and nobody seems to have had anything off of it. This yard is pretty cheap typically so it's very tempting to go and have a boot load of parts from it to flog on, can't be easy to get spares.  April 2014: 13963813896_716fe14038_k.jpg1975-1984 Lancia Beta HPE 3/4 by MattLikesCars, on Flickr And six days ago: 34850459075_39ead2e4ad_k.jpg1975-1984 Lancia Beta HPE by MattLikesCars, on Flickr

Where abouts is this located? A friend would be greatly interested in some parts for his Hpe.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Where abouts is this located? A friend would be greatly interested in some parts for his Hpe.

 

Michael Douglas Auto Salvage, Carlisle.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Slightly shagged-looking but cheap 4x4 W124 wagon

 

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Pogweasel and unobtainium 4x4 parts. WCPGW?

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Michael Douglas Auto Salvage, Carlisle.

I'm surprised he has time to run the place, does his Mrs help out there?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Guess 'o's coming for tea'

 

​Guess o's coming for tea? Said my mother excitedly

​I'll give you a clue, she's queen of the glue

and every shit access-ory

 

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quick dad, look lively and get some tin tacks, start nailing some old 45s to the chair backs

Pam, go the printers for those stupid fucking stickers , I'll knock up some bunting from your grandmother's knickers

​Race everybody, best get in an 'urry, she'll be here in a mo and I'm starting to worry

 

 

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 well, dear ol' mum she didn' t 'alf flap, shook up 'er 'alfords spray an' took off the cap

​oh Christ, the paint went everywhere, dad wasn't 'alf roffle-in

and she forgot about her dildo, next to the tin

 

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the inside's like a brothel in sticky backed plastic, coz the person who's coming is iconoclastic

instead of proper vintage or just on the fringe, it all looks like it was fired from her sizeable minge

So if you're still wondering guess 'o's comin' for tea, 'ave a peek at the window, 'o looks through the glass?

Is that fucking Kath Kidson, the pain in the arse 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-retro-caravan-1950s-diner-style-C1-390-1978-Europa-fully-customized-/201941324659?hash=item2f04a41373:g:3rAAAOSwol5YwWfJ

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I'm surprised he has time to run the place, does his Mrs help out there?

 

I'm not sure how much he has to do with the place these days as he seems to have made his money already; his house is on the lane down to the yard and it's got electric gates with his initials on them, gold lions outside, Bentley, Range Rover, tractor, stables...

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