eBay tat volume 3.

47,368 · January 10, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/130832474757

Check this out, I would LOVE to buy this, then get my mate to slowly drive around a few estates near where I live while I stand in the back Ã¢â‚¬ËœauctioningÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ the houses. Get a few more mates to follow behind me on foot, bidding for stuff. See if anyone comes out to ask WTF is going on.

3,497 · January 10, 2013

I've got the right horn for a mk2 Cavalier just now

Ã‚Â£300 with no bids and apparently in good nick although needing recomissioned. If it was nearer I'd go scope it out

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... ink:top:en

I'd want this a lot more if it had a roof. SRi 130 though...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cava ... 232659a18e

44,562 · January 10, 2013

That early blue Cav is seriously tasty. If I hadn't just submitted my tax return, I suspect I'd be suffering from a serious case of flutter finger. As it is, I stupidly gave much money to a bunch of incompetent twats. Arse.

88,014 · January 10, 2013

Cheers for the Train info Dave. I can't make it up until the weekend anyway so I dunno what the chances of it still being around by then are.

I wonder if that Cav actually is a 130? I thought all the mkII Cavalier cabs came as 1.6 or 1.8's. If it is then what a waste. I used to spaff myself unconscious over the 130 back in the 80's it was my dream car of choice back when 130bhp and fuel injection seemed like an exotic combination.

32,459 · January 10, 2013

I'm not feeling that Orion personally Cort, the smashed steering cowling, stickers and wheels, missing door rubbers and the RS seats just shout abused to me.

88,014 · January 10, 2013

You could be right trig but the rest of it looks quite clean. It's probably been a giffer mobile until recently when all of ^ that's happened to it so it.

Worth a look at 500 quid I recon.

I just looked it up on the DVLA and it says three owners keeper last changed 31/08/2012, before that 06/04/2011 possibly the original owner?

32,459 · January 10, 2013

It does look like your typical case of a lovely well looked after car getting into the wrong hands and then abused, this comment would get my back up too, he can't even be arsed to clean it!.

quick sale needed as no space when the new car arrives needs a good clean inside and out

88,014 · January 10, 2013

That is one of my pet hates. At least it's clean in the photos some of the adverts you see the car looks like it's been mopped down using to big handfulls of horse shit.

If you can't even be arsed cleaning it for the for sale pictures what else couldn't you be arsed to do?

6,747 · January 10, 2013

Re the Onion - I've train/cycled to Knockhill on a Sunday (Inverkeithing rather than Dunfermline-that was the Sunday service back in '88) from the Dumbarton area so it's really a piece of piss to get to.

That mk2 Cavalier - it's either a very, very, very early 1st facelift CD or a phase 1 CD with the later front-end - the engine bay will give it away. Servo in front of the passenger, it's a phase 1: servo in front of the driver, and it's utterly fucking mightily rare at that age...

131,510 · January 10, 2013

Cheers for the Train info Dave. I can't make it up until the weekend anyway so I dunno what the chances of it still being around by then are.

I wonder if that Cav actually is a 130? I thought all the mkII Cavalier cabs came as 1.6 or 1.8's. If it is then what a waste. I used to spaff myself unconscious over the 130 back in the 80's it was my dream car of choice back when 130bhp and fuel injection seemed like an exotic combination.

I don't think they did make a 130 cabriolet, my money is on it being (originally) a 1.8i lump. They were superb engines especially when coupled with c/r SRi gearbox (F18, or something like that) as the gearing was fab.

32,459 · January 10, 2013

Exactly!.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-HYUNDAI- ... 416fdb0929

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-VAUXHALL ... 19d811fd17

SOME BODY HAS PAINTED IT AND ITS NOT A MINT JOB

88,014 · January 10, 2013

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!

That had me loling my plums off!

88,014 · January 10, 2013

I don't think they did make a 130 cabriolet, my money is on it being (originally) a 1.8i lump. They were superb engines especially when coupled with c/r SRi gearbox (F18, or something like that) as the gearing was fab.

I just DVLA'd it and it came back "CAVALIER 1.8 CABRIO" so unless they've put a 130 motor in it they're talking out their flange hole.

January 10, 2013

Early FX4, can't be that many about now.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-FX4-Vintage-London-Taxi-/261150879772?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ccdce301c

131,510 · January 10, 2013

I don't think they did make a 130 cabriolet, my money is on it being (originally) a 1.8i lump. They were superb engines especially when coupled with c/r SRi gearbox (F18, or something like that) as the gearing was fab.

I just DVLA'd it and it came back "CAVALIER 1.8 CABRIO" so unless they've put a 130 motor in it they're talking out their flange hole.

I just read the listing, they did change the engine!

23,732 · January 10, 2013

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!
That had me loling my plums off!

As it did with I!

Much lollage!

January 10, 2013

Tidy looking Escrote for not much wonga

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-ghia-16i-16v-very-reliable-family-car/1006520063#gallery-item-full-1

19,499 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

23,732 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

I have a spare 875cc Imp engine we could lob in the back of that. That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

23,732 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

47,368 · January 10, 2013

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!
That had me loling my plums off!

I imagine that will be fun to locate

2,881 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

I think that Fiat beat them slightly with the Mk1 Punto 6speed. But IIRC they only were on sale for a couple of years.

2,881 · January 10, 2013

That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

A canal barge is quicker than my Audi 100.

47,368 · January 10, 2013

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/417898306.htm?ca=15_s

Liking this manky high-top fiat van, the lad wants 400 quid mind you.

20,076 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

I think that Fiat beat them slightly with the Mk1 Punto 6speed. But IIRC they only were on sale for a couple of years.

Honda Shuttle 4x4s have a 6 speed 'box, but first gear is an ultra low ratio for off roading.

4,380 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

I have a spare 875cc Imp engine we could lob in the back of that. That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

You could fit a 6 speed gearbox. However since it appears to have French military markings. that would have to be 1 forward speed and 5 reverse.

131,510 · January 10, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-trike-proj ... 4ac045f622

'most of the hard work is done'

All it needs now is the body fixing on, half the pissing engine, some wiring, a log book, some kind of VIC check, body parts, steering, throttle, seats and handlebars. 1/115.

12,955 · January 10, 2013

VW scene chicks

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-GTI-2 ... 4ac03e486c

4,789 · January 10, 2013

Chances of that trike making it on the road: 0.1/575545368882354432133255770

19,499 · January 10, 2013

Plenty of cocks watching that car there

eBay tat volume 3.

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