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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Bit late....

 

That tundra allegro was mine.

Thought so - I did mention it at the time, I must be on a lot of people's "hide" lists...
Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sheefag

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Forgive my naivety but why do they do that?

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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CLASSIC CARS 

 

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maestro 500 l van for sale it was layed up in a joiners work shop for a few years it drives goes and stops its got a great 20 ltr perkins diesel engine and surprisingly solid condition it will make a good project for someone for advertising a busness needs cosmetecs to put the van right no reserve need to be trailerd away as no mot and cash on collection and no time wasters please thank you .

 

Looks more like a van to me, and there's only one for sale.

And I never knew they came with 20 litre engines! 

 

Hope it get's bought and fixed, can't be many Mastro vans left? 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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Ideal for one's stolen Crapi. £100 and you've got the new id sorted. Gr88.

Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

Louise2cv

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Thought so - I did mention it at the time, I must be on a lot of people's "hide" lists...

No no, I was answering you! I should have quoted your post.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Well done Monsieur des Bolleaux, I will buy MANY tickets for that roffle. Once you've done the sills, that is.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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^ tremendous

 

 

fucking nora

 

 

How do these people find the door every morning?

 

 

 

Bidding has ended on this item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

£31.00

 

I am unsurprised.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Bo11o just casually drops into the conversation "oh I seem to have a 623 now".

 

HEROICS.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C785127

 

i flippin' love, and i mean LUUUUURVVVE these,

 

you know how the HBoL says "refitting is the reverse of removal" or words to that effect, i bet its no where near that simple.....

 

WCPGW??

 

 

Of course it does help enormously if you were the person who did the removal and kept all the bits in some sort of order. That one has the words "most of the parts"; which to a cynic like me is implying that some very important bits won't be there at all, you'll get a big bag of screws and bolts which may or may not belong to the car, but you won't know where from, plus random bits that are nothing to do with the car that you will spend an age trying to work out what they are and where they go. Also for certain bits you will probably get two left-handed parts but no right-handed.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

'ME AGAIN! You sure you can do anything?'

 

Don't we always, sir? What is it this time?

 

'A constipated Japanese Susan Boil dressed as a Vicar as she's squeezing a naked lady with no face'

 

This ok, chief?

 

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'Perfect, me old china. Now, next up I'd like the stunt doubles for Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes but all lined up in size of head order...'

 

Two minutes, please...

 

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'Perfect! You guys are just the G-R-8-EST!

 

Anything else, chief?

 

'Err, yeah. Just put several Eddie Murphys on one side. Oh, and cut us out a cat flap while you're there. Cheers.'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-gp125-li125-1962-custom-paintwork-scooter-unusual-5m-mot-tax-exempt-/232071293682?hash=item360886eaf2:g:Zt4AAOSwFe5XzH30

 

 

Attempting to read the script seem to reveal he can't go to Italy on it because his missus has the plumbers in.

 

 

 

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

'ME AGAIN! You sure you can do anything?'

 

Don't we always, sir? What is it this time?

 

'A constipated Japanese Susan Boil dressed as a Vicar as she's squeezing a naked lady with no face'

 

This ok, chief?

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

'Perfect, me old china. Now, next up I'd like the stunt doubles for Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes but all lined up in size of head order...'

 

Two minutes, please...

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

'Perfect! You guys are just the G-R-8-EST!

 

Anything else, chief?

 

'Err, yeah. Just put several Eddie Murphys on one side. Oh, and cut us out a cat flap while you're there. Cheers.'

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-gp125-li125-1962-custom-paintwork-scooter-unusual-5m-mot-tax-exempt-/232071293682?hash=item360886eaf2:g:Zt4AAOSwFe5XzH30

 

 

Attempting to read the script seem to reveal he can't go to Italy on it because his missus has the plumbers in.

 

 

 

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Is that a variation on having the decorators in, in which case I can understand why he may not want to argue with her

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Well I've reported it. See if it disappears.

Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sir Snipes

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So I find myself looking at Celicas again. They can be odd looking from certain angles, good from others, and have usually done quite large mileage by now but there are alays nice ones about for not too much money. To be honest I'd much rather have a Carina GTI but they are exceptionally rare.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222216235239

 

-This looks clean but I think this shape is much more suited to dark colours, black especially. I don't rreally care for silver on any car.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122116068871

 

-This is interesting as it's loaded with JDM Toyota 80s tech (4WS & TEMS). No dount pure unobtainium nowadays should either need fixing.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282152579131

 

-This is probably my favourite GT on at the moment. 

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