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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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You really wouldn't enjoy your commute to Nottingham in that.....

pilninggas Rank: Citroen Ami

pilninggas

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IFA-Simson-Schwalbe-KR51-1-upgraded-to-12V-1973-fully-working-/322229029800?hash=item4b0658cba8:g:rQUAAOSwU-pXsg0-

 

'Considering its age the bike has only very minimal signs of rust'

 

Possibly because of the paintwork, which looks like you covered the bike in glue then did several thousand laps of the local sand factory in a gale force eleventy wind'

 

 

 

 

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Simsons are brilliant. Love those Schalwbes.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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That Safrane is a five-cylinder, for the love of God someone buy it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-peugeot-306-rallye-not-gti-6-/252501299954

 

 

So here i have for sale my 306 Rallye - there was only ever 500 of these made and is now less than 100 registered in the uk. 
 
I purchased this car 2 years ago with the intention of turning it into a 306 maxi look alike, I've spent 2 years and over £7000 getting the car to the point its at now, i no longer have the time to spend getting the car finished

 

You've destroyed it you Barry bell end

 

 

i currently use it twice a week to get to work, most of the money spent is on the exterior so the engine hasn't had a lot of attention

 

Bet you look like a fucking CHAMP sitting in a Northampton traffic jam in this.

 

 

I purchased a body kit and had the car resprayed using UK Car dip - The body kit, spray and fitting was over 3k on its own, i have brought and fitted the rally stickers as seen in the pictures

 

Well done!!!!! :-)

 

 

I also had some wheel spacers specially made for the back costing around £200 as i couldn't find any wide enough for the body kit installed

 

Oh yeah, how long do you get out of a pair of rear wheel bearings?

 

Verdict: MASSIVE 'SPAZ'.

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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It looks to be a nice honest & well kept car, but tell me how much of that £2,250 is added 'Scene tax'? 

 

Link to Ad here.

 

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What the actual fuck? The best of Max power gen styling mixed with shitty chav-tastic love for the 'monster' brand.

 

The Best* part is the deluded price of £3,495...

It's a NON TURBO with no modification what so ever to the engine or suspension (I'd forgive the price if it was packing silly upgrades).

 

 

Bad points

Air con was working, but gas need to be refilled, plenty thread on tyres but front tyres slightly perished, couple of hairline cracks in the paint on front bumper and one on rear bumper very often found on fiberglass as it flexes. They are very hardly noticeable. Tiny rust spot by windscreen under seal, no radio antenna as I never need it (6 x mp3 CD in dash changer, but if you need one, you can always fit windscreen one), brakes little bit stiff as car is hardly used

WILL PUT A NEW MOT ON THE CAR!!! 

 

Someone put the car out of it's misery please.

 

Linky here.

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Now a bit cheaper....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/diesel-citreon-ax-rare-car-lady-owned-for-years-1years-mot-very-economical-power-steering-very-clean/1183001381

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There was a young man from Staffs, who wanked over cars just for laughs

But the best fun of all was when he looked at his tool and realised it was covered in grass.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugoet-206cc-1-6-51-reg-with-green-interior-/122087815669?hash=item1c6d0039f5:g:qU4AAOSwZVlXqOCa

 

 

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