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Sir Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Getting brake consumables for these 2.2s was a faff fifteen years ago. I know as they were a popular upgrade for Mantas. That was before eBay and Amazon though.

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castros_bro Rank: Renault 16

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Yea  yea  yea we've all fettled FS1Es to make them the fastest two stroke then melted every youthfully bodged part at 36.752 mph but some people don't know when to give up.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-TZ1500-V8-TZ750-Dragster-racing-motorcycle-SUPER-sprint-Bike-race-Vintage-/112081316143?hash=item1a1891292f:g:RGYAAOSwZ1BXfNES

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-BRITISH-LEYLAND-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1500-SPECIAL-LE-TARA-GREEN-65K-3-OWNERS-/112091104804?hash=item1a19268624:g:3VUAAOSw-itXrOwW

 

i like the look of this very, very much, even with a dent in the drivers door. Tara green, what a fab colour!!

 

it has been watch-listed, and not only it is one of the very best BL colours, but it has its stripy seats! and get this, its only got a rev counter.....

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Check out this filth

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311671703556

 

One-owner-from-new, LHD Yank spec (is it just me or does the front bumper stick out more than normal? plus - check out the integrated side repeaters!!!) V6 Saab 900!!!!! Aircon is bust but otherwise looks shit hot and deliciously pointless.

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scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

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re that hideous kit car ...

 

 Power commander and retard eliminator will make it even quicker depending how brave you are.

 

What on earth does that mean?

 

Power commanders are plug in remaps for motorbikes. (respected and effective). Retard eliminator will switch off a 'safety' device that retards the ignition to make it slower/safer sometimes. (e.g.  first and second gear to stop you firing yourself off the back of the bike, or top gear as a speed limiter) 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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{ring ring}

 

Hello? He-llo? He-lllo-hoh?

 

(FFS, it's that twat again)

 

Now look, before you ask, yes we DO do anything, just get on with it, for crying out loud.

 

Ok, from left to right I'd like....Cliff Richard, Danny Dyer, the bastard lovechild of Ann Frank and Mo from The Stooges, Compo, Janet Jackson, Kenneth Williams, Ross Kemp and then Ollie Murs biting Dame Vera Lynn's nits out of her head as Little Richard and the coach driver from The Italian Job look on.

 

No fucking problem, me old teapot

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-sport-day-van-customised-/322208682171?hash=item4b052250bb:g:8h8AAOSwXrhXmmdW

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This geezer is advertising his art work in exchange for a boat. Best of fucking luck trying to get a swap for anything other than a one man, shop soiled rubber dinghy from Rhyl market for a picture of a man about to get a blow job off Zoidberg from Futurama

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Painting-s-for-boat-/282126303967?hash=item41b009c2df:g:2s0AAOSw0fhXlKNs

 

 

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