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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Look, it's a Ghia Si!

 

 

It will not start because I am not getting into that cabin to insert the key. It looks like if the airbag went off a tree would come out.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Orion/121945612568

Parked up outdoors for years after failing the MOT on rust, now he's asking 650 quid!!!! Good luck with that!!!!!

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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COR BLIMEY - FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-b1-1974-classic-not-Jetta-Golf-Scirocco-mk1-mk2-LHD-very-rare-/252346488375?hash=item3ac105d637:g:NpUAAOSwsN9XBW3P

 

Hardly any useful info in the ad, just a cut and paste Wiki entry for pointless bulk. It does look a beauty though, but I can already imagine some 37 year old bloke with a woolly hat and a skateboard ordering up coilovers and that... 

For a tiny picosecond I thought that was a Gol.

A Gol is one VW I would like to own.

nick Rank: Austin Maxi

nick

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He did something very similar on the auction I won with him via his other eBay account (who knows how many he has), discussed in this topic:

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/23758-ebay-car-seller-asking-for-a-deposit-is-this-normal

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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Why is this so cheap?  :?

 

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Few advisories for rust in previous mot.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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Whats the big bumper for, is it weight for towing?

Yes, I briefly drive a recovery truck almost the same as this for a Ford dealership in the nineties. Even then it was seriously undersized for what it might have to pull. Even an escort on the back would have the front of the truck seemingly floating, lightening up the non assisted steering no end!

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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COR BLIMEY - FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Passat-b1-1974-classic-not-Jetta-Golf-Scirocco-mk1-mk2-LHD-very-rare-/252346488375?hash=item3ac105d637:g:NpUAAOSwsN9XBW3P

 

Hardly any useful info in the ad, just a cut and paste Wiki entry for pointless bulk. It does look a beauty though, but I can already imagine some 37 year old bloke with a woolly hat and a skateboard ordering up coilovers and that... 

 

OI! I'll have you know I'm 38.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-synergie-1.9-diesel-7-seater/1163310858

 

THIS CAR HAS A FEW AGE RELATED MARKS

 

I'm sure it wasn't just the passage of time that caused the dents. Still - nice early-face Synergie with a bit of test for not a lot.

 

I can only assume the photo has been carefully framed this way because that elastic band is included in the sale. No other reason to show us an otherwise empty expanse of tarmac surely?

 

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Currently £52. 4 hours left. MOT October. Roller paint it? Wonder what the inside's like.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152041852129?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT$_57.JPG

Your mingebag Primera game is strong, but I raise you this:

MOT until August - AND LPG.

 

 

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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Primera-si-1-6-Petrol-LPG-/172151438343?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202351%2526meid%253D666f550a4657406ba965dc2440dc0c9e%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D6%2526rkt%253D22%2526sd%253D152041852129&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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An eBay veteran here from LOLs gone by. Now 99p with no reserve, but even then I reckon this is not the last we'll see of it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-Sunbird-Convertible-/222077418968

 

Flipping unbelievable!

 

The Sunbird is VERY much what GM called the J type. Which was the "first" global platform. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GM_J_platform If you look closely you can see mk2 cavalier door handles.

 

so fitting a small block astra engine is amusing.

 

I am now the highest bidder. Shit. Retracted that. Thank fuck.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I had to check where that Riley was, as I remember a similar one rotting into a hedge in Barry some years ago. It's still there (the hedge not the Riley)

 

I liked this in the questions and answers

 

Q: mi manda il suo numero di telefono per poterla contattare grazie
A: Sorry I can't send you my number as I would not be able to communicate with you in Italian...

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Psycho Charlie Knobcheese Rank: Austin Maxi

Psycho Charlie Knobcheese

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Rancid Primera went for £64.02p!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap Twingo.  I'd like another one of these, but this one's in Plymouth, plus it's a posh Initiale so a bit too far from the original concept for me.

 

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