Junkman Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Citroen-DS-running-projectwell-worth-doing-1972-/191842692954 car is in Birmingham please don't ask if it will drive 300 miles Will it drive 87 miles? strangeangel, outlaw118, FakeConcern and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Mega things these, used to be worth their weight in gold. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-190-Hi-Cube-LWB-1998-Twin-Rear-Wheels-relisted-due-to-time-waster-/191842721443?hash=item2caab79ea3:g:3eYAAOSwxcRW-Qik 'It will probably fail the MOT this year' michael t, Junkman and outlaw118 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Gooner ABS Roulette anyone? Is that right? Another gr8 design feature if that's the case. Saw this. Won't be TPMS, as that doesn't use the ABS on the gooners. Plausible that wheel spinning did it - this is a favourite trick on Saab 9-3. I'd expect it to clear after a couple of starts+drives. These do suffer ABS pressure sensor failures like VAG+others of the same era - all use the same crap Bosch modules. Requires the ABS valve block replacing. Not actually too big of a job and known working second hand parts can be swapped in too. I believe the VAG repair kit works too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 'One is a shit, old fashioned, wheezy bag of bollocks Ford that will rust before your eyes. The other is a Thunderturd' http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Thunderbird-/201556055605?hash=item2eedad5635:g:hsUAAOSwWBJXBCX2 laser wheels, Jim Bergerac, outlaw118 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Our favourite Reading based seller. 205bhp 2.0T edition. I've bidded. I wonder what they want it to sell for... (I.e. what they'll shill it to) http://pages.ebay.co.uk/link/?nav=item.view&id=272200413785&alt=web Junkman, Lacquer Peel and Mr_Bo11ox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Looks nice and I know sod all about them, but twenty bleeding grand for a LHD one in Spain? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Range-Rover-Classic-2-Door-3-5-V8-LHD-Left-Hand-Drive-In-Spain-/222076364626?hash=item33b4c86752:g:uNwAAOSwZ8ZXBCTZ 'Also Whattsapp' NOTHINK M8, HW R U? RobT, michael t, The Reverend Bluejeans and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-2a-for-spares-or-brave-resto-/152043422478?hash=item23667e830e:g:-4kAAOSwGYVXBCJ1 'It has a 2.8 litre diesel perkins engine....the registered owner has since died' ...OF BOREDOM TRYING TO GET IT TO DO 30MPH? anonymous user, Lacquer Peel, outlaw118 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Q: Anything at all? A: Yes, anything. Q: OK, I want two lapwing chicks peeping out of a hole in the passenger side and two huge clysters filled with screenwash on the driver's side. On the bonnet, I would like to have an oak spider swimming in barf and on the bootlid, I want a beige bicycle helmet with legs and tail. A: Not a problem... It does look stupid, but the level of workmanship is impressive xtriple and Robson3022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Yeah, imagine the same effort would have been made to create something cool. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What the fuck is this bloke on about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-NO-Reserve-Auction/111954189942?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35391%26meid%3Dfcf7e4ff5adf41b2af49af54d7070a4e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D162027178647 pompei, Junkman and nick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urko Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What the fuck is this bloke on about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-NO-Reserve-Auction/111954189942?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35391%26meid%3Dfcf7e4ff5adf41b2af49af54d7070a4e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D162027178647You mean apart from doing a copy and paste of the entire Wikipedia entry for the Metro? Junkman and nick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Oh FFS, what a complete tool. He's just lifted the entire text from Wikipedia, what looks like 1500 words, and capped it off with just two lines of mostly useless info about the offered vehicle. He's done the same with a Jensen Interceptor too. How do these people get through life? nick and Rusty_Rocket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urko Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 It does look stupid, but the level of workmanship is impressiveIt's giving me ideas about a paint job for my puma after the arches and sills are patched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 A cheap tdi volvo with not much needed for an MOThttps://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-n-volvo-850-25-se-tdi-5d-138-bhp-guaranteed-finance/1163277007 Test date15 March 2016 Test ResultFail Odometer reading322,105 miles MOT test number7590 1999 6801 Reason(s) for failureRegistration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)registration plate deteriorated (6.3.1d)engine mounting deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (6.1.D.1a) outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 A cheap tdi volvo with not much needed for an MOThttps://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-n-volvo-850-25-se-tdi-5d-138-bhp-guaranteed-finance/1163277007 That looks like the sort of cosmetic work I'm capable of. 0/10! Aston Martin, Cavcraft and Urko 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Is this the one which was parked on a drive on the Sealand Road for years Billy? I call bullshit on your garage find claims seller!!Could well be, I forgot about that. They had three or four Minis on their drive and thankfully I think they were all standard. brownnova 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 2ltr old-timey Mondy Ghia auto, looks alright for 250 bags (and can probably be had for less) http://imgur.com/a/i7Jg2 (closed facebook group, "Cars for Sale for under £1000 Portsmouth" https://www.facebook.com/groups/815901388438837/ ) https://www.facebook.com/groups/815901388438837/permalink/1238226706206301/ It's local to me if anyone wants me to go check it out for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Now I'm not one to criticise.... But that hood looks shit.... Plus points include http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marlin-5exi-kit-car-track-racing-convertable-Westfield-caterham/291728519944?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35309%26meid%3D6ca4b78b19744d5c83bd6fea3d54d6c3%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252342516585Ideal roof and plate for everyone's favourate fried chicken drive thru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What the fuck is this bloke on about? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Mark-1-NO-Reserve-Auction/111954189942?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D35391%26meid%3Dfcf7e4ff5adf41b2af49af54d7070a4e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D162027178647What a crock of old bollocks. Does anyone buy into all that old flannel? I hope not. The Reverend Bluejeans and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urko Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 What a crock of old bollocks. Does anyone buy into all that old flannel? I hope not.Well if they're too dim to realise he nicked it from elsewhere (the text not the motor), and have time and inclination to read it all then don't want to stab him, then they deserve ech other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 MOVING PREMISES CLEARING STOCK! BARGAIN 99P START NO RESERVE. SORRY BUT I AM SICK OF EBAY TIME WASTERS http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ROVER-MAESTRO-1-3-WITH-FULL-M-O-T-EVERYTHING-WORKS-NEEDS-TLC-99P-START-/182081412817 FakeConcern, outlaw118, MarvinsMom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 A-series-petrol sold with a heavy heart http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Austin-Rover-Maestro-500L-Van-1275-A-series-petrol/121941587545 MarvinsMom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This looks superb for £299 CGSB and MarvinsMom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 230e no MOT FULL MERCEDES SERVICE HISTORY with all manuals http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-230e-W123-/162029505706 Junkman and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 burraston2006, MarvinsMom and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This is one of 5 Rover 827Si series 1's on the road amazing original window sticker http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-827-/162029915365 Junkman, strangeangel and solid61 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 showing rang miles 4 fromer keepers £0.99 Listed in category: Cars, Motorcycles & Vehicles > Classic Cars http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-/162029965125 strangeangel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Wow. Junkman, face, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Jaguar XJS TWR V12 efficiently kit full car as seen in photos http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJS-TWR-V12-efficiently-kit-full-car-as-seen-in-photos-runs-been-stood-/252345815793?hash=item3ac0fb92f1:g:f1IAAOSwAvJXBNM1 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 11 months mot until march 3rd 2017. . BUY IT NOW..£299 Looks familiar http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-214-sli-1-4-1995-11-months-mot-superb-runner-condition-cheap-runabout-/381589120887 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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