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ABS Sensors often control speedos nowadays and traction control, not sure about tyre pressure monitors though.

 

On the BINI, the abs sensors know if the wheels are traveling at different speeds, which they would do if they were at different pressures. Supposed to be accurate to about 5 psi, but when ours came on due to a slow puncture leak on the rim it was 8 psi different.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MINI-1000-1977-/172157737801?hash=item2815669b49:g:D6gAAOSwQoFWQSLb

 

 

'If the winning bidder would like to put wide arches, a centre exhaust and a "Mini owners do it..." sticker on, I'll come round your house, remove the subframe with your sawn off knob and stick the bastard right up your council'

Is this the one which was parked on a drive on the Sealand Road for years Billy?

 

I haven't touched it since I found it... Passed MOT no probs... 8 months MOT

I call bullshit on your garage find claims seller!!
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/transit-campervan-/222076334234?hash=item33b4c7f09a:g:WSAAAOSwgApXBB5Q

 

'also somebody backed into the rear cracking the panel but will be quite a simple fix just refilled with fibreglass' 

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Q: Anything at all?

 

A: Yes, anything.

 

Q: OK, I want two lapwing chicks peeping out of a hole in the passenger side and two huge clysters filled with screenwash on the driver's side.

     On the bonnet, I would like to have an oak spider swimming in barf and on the bootlid, I want a beige cycling helmet with legs and tail.

 

A: Not a problem...

 

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Quadruple bravery award for driving an elderly Iveco with no MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-Iveco-Daily-Recovery-breakdown-truck-vehical-/191842762121?hash=item2caab83d89:g:f6wAAOSwGYVXBBh9

 

 

'M.O.T exempt'

 

Is it bollocks.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-2-DOOR-1969-2-OWNERS-FROM-NEW-V5-IN-MY-NAME-/262371316475?hash=item3d168c92fb:g:tV4AAOSwGYVXBAU3

 

 

'please don't expect to have this done in a weekend'

 

 

I wouldn't expect to have it done in a lifetime.

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Forget the Iveco, this fella is even braver

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Renault-Scenic-RX4-Privilege-1-9-dci-Full-black-leather-FSH-4x4-/231903795137?hash=item35fe8b17c1:g:cz4AAOSwOfxXBASF

 

 

'I'm not saying I'll be happy to see this go, but I've got Van Morrison outside with his fiddle ready for the big moment'

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